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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Oh, at the cinema there was actually an advert for middle aged people to rent their spare room out to fresh off the boat wogs. I can't find it now, but it literally has a middle aged white woman with a child say "Oh, Mukembe has settled in so nicely, and he gets on so well with my son!"

Surely at this point, we're just feeding families to foreigns?
It’s going to be funny when the left accidentally reinvent domestic slavery
 
Oh, at the cinema there was actually an advert for middle aged people to rent their spare room out to fresh off the boat wogs. I can't find it now, but it literally has a middle aged white woman with a child say "Oh, Mukembe has settled in so nicely, and he gets on so well with my son!"

Surely at this point, we're just feeding families to foreigns?
Surely theres a youtube recording of this
 
Surely theres a youtube recording of this
I found the specific one I saw!

It has the same fucking music from the suicide room in Soylent Green lmao.
I especially liked the single woman that had someone she did not know, and could not communicate with, move in with her on almost zero notice and is like "haha so fun!" BITCH YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
 
Oh, at the cinema there was actually an advert for middle aged people to rent their spare room out to fresh off the boat wogs. I can't find it now, but it literally has a middle aged white woman with a child say "Oh, Mukembe has settled in so nicely, and he gets on so well with my son!"

Surely at this point, we're just feeding families to foreigns?
Asylum Welcome and Room for Refugees both do this (X X)
iirc they tried to do a city wide campaign for something similar in Rome and only got 4 applications out of the entire city. The Irish did it for Ukrainian refugees when the war kicked off and Irish women, who wanted to host Ukrainian women and their children, ended up with African men. There's a case going on in Spain for a lefty woman who gave up her spare room to a Moor and he ended up beating her and driving her out of her house. It's incredibly fucking vile.
Where's that mick gone? The Congolese are casting fucking spells outside of Arnotts department store now but the Irish news thread is shite. Whats the craic???
 
The daughters will get raped the the parents robbed and killed. The sons are 50/50 on the rape/murder chance.

We've seen this constantly in every situation anything like this happens. And this is the "soft" version. If Labour keep going it won't be optional to have a spare room any more. Bedroom tax tripled so it's impossible to live and pay it and then the government will offer you a solution.

You can see the lightning in the clouds. It's fucking awesome. There's no thunder yet, just lightning. The clouds look like a matte painting in deep blues with pink and orange backdrops from the sunset. Then the entire cloud line lights up with long stretches of lightning, while other areas just glow. It's one of the coolest things I've ever seen. The lack of thunder to match the light show is so strange and changes how you watch it.
 
I found the specific one I saw!
Isn't it interesting that they didn't show who these 'guests' are or how living with them would actually be. Just a single mother(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and some gay guy along with a couple talking about how funny and quirky it was to have literal strangers you cannot communicate with at all living in your house. It'll be a nice fun experience just like the ad says. And if I buy that brand of aftershave women will see my as Johnny Depp and start drooling over me.
 
It looks like the 2 gypo rapists are going to be taken a look at since no one seems to think getting off clean for rape is acceptable unless you're brown. Even Queer Starmer is bitching about it.
Right, I hate to sperg here but while I DO see it as a major miscarriage of justice for such a light sentence for something so fucking horrific... they have been tried, convicted and sentenced. That's almost the entire foundation of British law, yes appeals can be heard but they're typically for REDUCING sentences, not increasing them.

The fact that they're gypsies and the case being so graphic and awful is really getting my noggin' joggin' about how this is a way to put in place a horrible piece of legislation where certain people can be tried again and again until they get the right result, and because it's only rapist gypos in this test case the public won't care.

For anyone who hasn't been paying attention, prison is only really for hardened criminals nowadays as the prison overcrowding has basically pushed low and medium risk people into community punishments. These rapists are still not technically adults so they're too bad for young offenders prison, but it's a complete nightmare if they go to an adult prison and get shanked to death by Massive Muhammed. It's a failing on the prison service being completely underfunded that we have a shitstorm like this because it was always going to happen, and when it did everyone looks bad. The judge looks like a rapist sympathiser, the law basically shows that youths can get away with anything up to rape without custodial sentences, the courts look petty for effectively trying the same guys twice and every politician who has commented their outrage has shown that they can influence the courts to 'correct' things that they don't like.

But back to my other point. Let's say that you're Big Baz who was racist in greggs, the judge goes "no prison for you because it's only serious offenders that go to prison" but the courts get pissy enough to push for an increase in sentence because they're run by brown judges who hate white people. Big Baz is now getting shanked in prison. IF and I mean IF another summer of love happens then everything is in place to make sure that the rioters die in prison.

I mean none of this will technically matter because those lads will just 'disappear' into the community and change their names, but everything about this case basically sums up how Labour has managed to somehow make the prison service even worse in just two years.
 
I especially liked the single woman that had someone she did not know, and could not communicate with, move in with her on almost zero notice and is like "haha so fun!" BITCH YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Why couldn't she get a dog?


Blair lays out a plan to push Labour back to a true blairite path. After sending Gordo and Harriet to chaperone Starmer, he's demanding policy changes.

Labour has 'no coherent plan' for country, says Blair

Sir Tony Blair has accused Sir Keir Starmer's government of having no "coherent plan" for the country and introducing policies that have held back business.

In a highly critical essay, the former Labour PM singled out measures including new workers' rights laws, the phasing out of the British oil and gas industry and the above-inflation uplift to the minimum wage.

However, he warned that whether there was a change of leader was "irrelevant if it doesn't start with a policy debate".

Downing Street declined to comment on the essay before it was published, but said Sir Keir was "fully focussed on delivering change for working people".

A spokeswoman pointed to measures aimed at easing the cost of living, with the economy growing before the Iran conflict broke out, as well as falling NHS waiting lists, migration and serious violent crime.

She added: "But there's obviously much more to do, and we are getting on with that job."

The essay of more than 5,600 words is Sir Tony's first in-depth critique of Sir Keir's government.

It comes as the prime minister is under severe pressure, following a disastrous set of election results earlier this month and five ministerial resignations, with a leadership challenge widely expected.

Sir Tony said the government's "principal problem" was not "Keir's personality" or "a failure to communicate 'our achievements'", which have often been pointed to as weaknesses of the PM.

He wrote: "It is because we don't have a worked-out coherent plan for the country in a fast-changing world and are in the wrong political position from which we can devise one and win a second term".

However, he added: "Trying to force the prime minister out before we know what policy direction we're bringing in, is not a serious way of conducting ourselves."

While Sir Tony said he agreed with some of the government's policies, including investment in infrastructure, reform of the planning system and reducing trade friction with Europe, the former PM said other commitments were "unwise to proceed with" given the current economic circumstances.

He pointed to new workers' rights laws, which have faced criticism from some business groups who argue they will discourage companies from hiring and hit economic growth.

Sir Tony also criticised the decision to increase National Insurance for employers, which he said had undermined business confidence.

'Headwinds not tailwinds'​


"Then, in the last Budget, it appeared as if we were increasing tax to pay for additional welfare spending, when the public already thinks welfare bills are too high," he said.

"Taken together, these measures have given headwinds not tailwinds to British business despite the macroeconomic gains for which the chancellor is rightly praised."

He called on the government to try and limit the effect of these changes and remove parts of the net-zero agenda "which prioritise clean energy over cheaper energy".

On the UK's relationship with the European Union, Sir Tony said "Britain has lost from Brexit" and "at some point it is ripe to enter a debate about 'going back'."

Wes Streeting, who resigned as health secretary earlier this month in protest at Sir Keir's leadership and has confirmed he would stand in any contest, recently argued that the UK should rejoin the EU one day.

However, Sir Tony said: "Just as Brexit was never the answer to Britain's challenges back in 2016, reversing it isn't the answer to the country's far worse situation in 2026."

He added: "If we want to go back into some sort of structured relationship with Europe, we can only do so from a position of economic strength."

Setting out his own vision for change, Sir Tony said Labour must become the "Radical Centre", putting "policy first and politics last".

He said this could include removing obstacles to business growth, welfare reform, action to tackle illegal immigration and a harnessing of artificial intelligence.

Chris Curtis, Labour MP for Milton Keynes North, told BBC Radio 4's The World Tonight that he found Sir Tony's essay "quite refreshing to read" as it sought to "actually start to grapple with the very big issues that we're facing".

But Labour MP Rachael Maskell said she did not believe Sir Tony's analysis was correct, telling the same programme: "Tony Blair won an election nearly three decades ago and it seems he's continuing the argument from back then rather than looking at the situation today."

The York Central MP also described the timing of the intervention as "incredibly unhelpful" due to three parliamentary by-elections next month.

This includes the contest in Makerfield, which will be crucial for the future direction of the Labour Party.

Labour is facing a challenge from Reform UK, which performed strongly in the area in May's council elections.

The party's candidate is Greater Manchester mayor Andy Burnham, who is seeking to return to Westminster and is expected to challenge Sir Keir for the Labour leadership if he wins.
 
I firmly believe that the cause of all the country's current ills can be traced back to Blair in some capacity. I wouldn't just not piss on him if he was on fire, I would wait until he was but a smouldering corpse and then piss and shit on his corpse.
I have never, ever hated anyone as much as I hate him, he is my definition of evil.
 
or decades, the Doctor Who Christmas Special was one of the BBC’s most reliable holiday traditions. Whether fans loved or hated a particular era of the show, the festive specials were usually treated like event television. Now, according to a new report from The Sun, even that tradition may be in jeopardy.

The outlet claims the planned Doctor Who Christmas Special could potentially be scrapped amid growing uncertainty surrounding the franchise and difficulties finding someone willing to take on the role of the 16th Doctor.

The report comes after the departure of Ncuti Gatwa, whose run on the series became increasingly divisive among longtime viewers and led to record low ratings for the long-running series. While BBC leadership continues to publicly support the franchise, the latest rumor paints a picture of a production struggling to regain momentum following years of declining audience enthusiasm and backlash surrounding the show’s direction.

BBC Publicly Insists Doctor Who Is Fine

Officially, the BBC is still projecting confidence.

Seven months ago, BBC Director of Drama Lindsay Salt praised Russell T Davies’ return and announced plans for another holiday special.
Salt stated: “The BBC remains fully committed to Doctor Who, which continues to be one of our most loved dramas, and we are delighted that Russell T Davies has agreed to write us another spectacular Christmas special for 2026.”

But despite that public optimism, The Sun claims internal uncertainty has continued behind the scenes.
According to an anonymous insider quoted by the outlet: “Despite reassurances that the show would be back on our screens with a new series, there’s been no confirmation from execs about when that will be. And they proudly announced that The Doctor would be making a comeback in this year’s Christmas Special. Now, with less than seven months to go, that looks like it’s hanging in the balance too.”

If true, that would represent a dramatic reversal for one of the BBC’s flagship franchises.

No One Wants to Play The Doctor Anymore

Perhaps the most damaging part of the report is the claim that actors may simply not want the role anymore.

According to the insider: “The problem is that they have found it difficult to find anyone who’ll take on the part of the 16th Time Lord, partly because it now feels like a role that comes with all the baggage of the most recent series.”
That quote is brutal because it speaks to a broader issue facing modern Hollywood franchises. Once-iconic roles that were previously career-defining opportunities are increasingly being viewed as politically charged minefields tied to online backlash, culture war discourse, and collapsing fan trust.

For years, Doctor Who was celebrated as a flexible sci-fi adventure series capable of reinventing itself. But many fans argue the modern era became increasingly focused on messaging and identity politics rather than compelling storytelling and memorable adventures.

What once made Doctor Who such a coveted role was the freedom actors had to make the character their own while stepping into one of television’s most beloved franchises. But under Russell T Davies’ latest run, many critics argue the series became increasingly defined by political messaging, online discourse, and controversy rather than imaginative storytelling.


That perception now hangs over the role itself. For actors considering the part, becoming the next Doctor may no longer look like a career-defining opportunity so much as an invitation to walk directly into a culture war battlefield. Some industry observers believe potential candidates could simply be waiting to see whether the BBC eventually moves on from Davies before attaching themselves to the franchise.

The backlash intensified during the Disney partnership era, with critics accusing the show of prioritizing activism over entertainment. Ratings struggles and online criticism followed, and now the franchise appears to be facing an uncomfortable reality: rebuilding audience excitement may not be as simple as regenerating the Doctor again.

Billie Piper Easter Special Rumored as a Backup Plan

The report also claims the BBC may pivot toward a different strategy entirely.

According to The Sun, bosses are now considering bringing back Billie Piper — who famously played Rose Tyler — for a special reportedly planned for Easter 2027. Gatwa's Doctor regenerated into Piper at the end of the series' last episode. But as the credits rolled, they simply read "Introducing Billie Piper."


Typically, when a new Doctor is crowned, that phrasing is followed by "As The Doctor." Since that didn't happen here, many believe Piper won't be playing the latest incarnation of the Time Lord.

This rumor seems to suggest that she won't. But any Christmas or Easter special following this latest regeneration would have to tackle that issue head-on.

Instead of confidently unveiling a bold new Doctor and launching a fresh era, the rumor suggests the BBC may once again lean heavily on nostalgia and legacy characters in an attempt to stabilize the franchise.

Fans Are Split — But The Concern Feels Real

To be clear, none of this has been officially confirmed by the BBC beyond Lindsay Salt’s earlier statement supporting the series.

Even The Sun article itself is built largely around anonymous sourcing and insider claims rather than formal announcements. Still, the report has exploded online because it aligns with concerns many fans have already had about the future of Doctor Who.

The comments underneath the article paint a bleak picture of audience sentiment, with multiple readers blaming the show’s recent direction for its decline.


One commenter wrote: “Need a new writer and improved storylines. Doctor Who is a great family show, not a place to prove political points.”

Another added: “The show went down the drain as soon as they took the Disney money and it has never recovered.”

Whether fans agree with those takes or not, the perception problem surrounding Doctor Who has clearly become impossible to ignore.

And if reports are true that the BBC is struggling to cast the next Doctor, it may signal that the franchise’s troubles now extend far beyond audience ratings.

If geeks and gamers is to be believed then The BBC is struggling to cast a new Doctor and are refusing to fire the guy who took the series from International super hit to utterly despised and unwatchable. It's not like you even need a new Doctor to do a Christmas special. Plenty of the old ones are still alive and can be digital deaged or use an excuse in story for why they look older than when they died. Most of them still work with Big Finish and would be up for filming a cross over episode. "The doctor's regeneration has gone terribly wrong and it's impacting all of time and space. Without the current regeneration many past events go out of sync, destabilizing the time line and making his 'older' selfs have different lives". Then you explain why they're older, they just survived longer than they should have. And then you do a nice nostalgia episode, showing some old monsters, the old doctors working together to try and rebalance time. And at the end of it you have the Doctors solve whatever was causing the regeneration to fail and you're ready for the next season. You even have a new big bad set up who may have caused the regeneration to fail and needs to be stopped because now the doctor can actually die for reals. And if you're really smart, you take all the nu lore and throw it in the trash as "the new big bad messed with the regeneration system and that's why the Doctor thought he was a black girl". You get to wipe out all the missteps and reframe the woke era as a bubbled era that only happened because Big Evil Bad got control of the universal laws of regeneration and mangled them so hard the Timelords memories of 'past lives' all got jumbled up. Maybe tie it into the Time war as "one last weapon to end the time war" invented by neither Dalek nor Timelord because other races were just so fucked off with the whole thing they invented weapons that broke the universe's functions to prevent both sides from functioning.

Man this is so easy. But it's the BBC so they can't decide if it needs to be a nigger, a tranny or a paki this time. And no one worth their salt wants to be part of a faggot's production where you're constantly sexually assaulted by homos.

@Changed later To blame any single man is as naive as blaming a single drop of rain for the oceans. Blair was the figure head at the time, but the mechanics which enabled him to be the figure head were in place decades before he got there. Like with Starmer, even if he got assassinated tomorrow the people who tell him what to do are still there ready for another puppet.
 
To blame any single man is as naive as blaming a single drop of rain for the oceans.
I'm aware, they make men like him on conveyor lines, but I grew up under his reign and never knew a pre-Blair world and it was always his name that accompanied every misstep and ill-advised policy, every blunder and international misadventure. He'll always be the face and name I think of when I am reminded of the state of the country.
 
Keep an eye on this one. In Ireland a year or so ago, there was a big media and political uproar about a man getting more or less off with assaulting a woman. Demands are made to reassess the case, she was interviewed about how shit it felt to see him walk and gained a nation's sympathy. Sentencing on the guy is reviewed, he goes to jail, she's interviewed all glad about it. Everyone's happy for her. The next thing she's standing on a stage demanding hate speech laws.

The whole thing had been astro-turfed to fuck to create a personality with national good will, who could lead us in the demand to fuck ourselves. It didn't work, as most people saw through it, but Keir Starmer weighing in on this one, starts my alarm bells ringing.
At this point I'm convinced a paki could rape 10 children and then get a suspended sentence and nobody in this country would do anything about it.
 
I'm aware, they make men like him on conveyor lines, but I grew up under his reign and never knew a pre-Blair world and it was always his name that accompanied every misstep and ill-advised policy, every blunder and international misadventure. He'll always be the face and name I think of when I am reminded of the state of the country.
That's understandable, but the mass immigration policies he used during his time as PM pre-date it by 20 years. By the time he got into power the first generation of mass immigration had already arrived and started having multiple kids. In 1972 Love they neighbour came out. A TV series about a white and a black couple pointing out how racism was wrong and stupid.. In response to mass immigration and the problems it was already causing for the country. The BBC had been running Till death do us part since 1965.

The propaganda is 60 fucking years old at this point. As much of a wanker as Blair is. He isn't responsible for this starting, he's just another cog in the overall machine. He's only being rolled out now because their latest puppet is fucking up the plan. Labour don't want their horse to fall at the finish line so they're rolling out any thing they possible can to unite around and think Blair is popular.. for some reason?

At this point I'm convinced a paki could rape 10 children and then get a suspended sentence and nobody in this country would do anything about it.
Wrong. They would give him a council house and arrest the children for racism.
 
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