Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[FatNero]

Wu is apparently posing as a strong, independent woman who need no hair dresser.

More like needs no hair, amirite?!

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't he once have a dog named 'Precious'?

I thought that was a nickname someone at UMiss came up with for the dog because John was such a weirdo even then that he reminded people of Buffalo Bill.

ETA: yes (from Lolcow Wiki).

He lived in the building behind mine and would blast Madonna constantly and would leave all of his windows and balcony completely open while he danced. I remember he had some sort of girlie looking dog that always had a "someone please rescue me from this freak" look on its face. We called the dog Precious because of its similarity to the dog in Silence of the Lambs and Flynt's similarity to Buffalo Bill. I remember he went through rush in either '02 or '03 and told us some off the wall story that he used to live in DC and that he had gotten stabbed in the back of the head during a mugging and had completely lost all of his memory, including his name. Totally not surprised that he ended up having a sex change.

 

[Ruin]

I thought that was a nickname someone at UMiss came up with for the dog because John was such a weirdo even then that he reminded people of Buffalo Bill.

I want to meet the legend who coined that nickname, the dude predicted John would troon out over a decade before he did. That's some sage shit right there.

 

[Particle Bored]

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"What makes someone get involved in politics?"

The need... the need... for speed. Apparently.

 

[Optimus Prime]

For posterity, in regards to the drivers license: he stated he got his license at 14, in Mississippi. Says that was the age it was permissible then. Says parents bought him a car and the parts to fix it up.

I think I know where Wu is going after this politics thing blows over - attempted car mechanic!

One merely needs to see the sad shell of the Audi TT still on the property to know how that's going to go.

if not there's going to be an awful lot of cul de sac lookin trannies in 20 years

And they'll still be less ugly than our pet Potato.

Though Wu with hair comes a close second. Without hair might make it a narrow race.

 

[millais]

Shouldn't HRT have stopped him from balding? Cause that shit is a w f u l

He transitioned in his early 30s, so probably the previous decades of testosterone had done their work by then.

 

[FBI_Nigger]

I fucking laughed my ass off when I saw the slide called 'Gamer Gate - The Prototype Alt-Right'. Like I can't say I'm surprised that even during a political campaign he'd feel the need to bring up Gamer Gate, it's still very comical how much he's willing to milk it to get asspats and validation of being a shaken transwymyn. I fucking swear his grave stone will mention something about Gamer Gate.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

"I find strength in stories of people who look like me"

NOBODY looks like you, Wu. Nobody.

Now hold on there! There are a lot of Zombie movies out there!

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Thank God Dennis Quaid John Flynt is on the case protecting our major cities from Sharknados and the like. The fuck.

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You don't go to the gym, John. You're fat and lazy.

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Brianna is constantly trying to emulate a "science-savvy tech grrrl" who is up-to-date on all matters environmental, technological and astronomical. Unfortunately, talking about nuclear plants having "kill zones" and Elon Musk lobbing rocks from the moon sort of ruins the effect.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Brianna is constantly trying to emulate a "science-savvy tech grrrl" who is up-to-date on all matters environmental, technological and astronomical...

(to the tune of 'Major-General's Song', Gilbert and Sullivan)

I am the very model of a modern gender-switching troon
I've information programmable, political, and of the moon
I know the rat-kings of tumblr, and I always tweet rhetorical
From GamerGate to Charlottesville, in order allegorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with all matters mechanical
I understand leadership, both the despotic and tyrannical
About network security I am teeming with a lot o' news
With many nutty 'facts' I'm very happy to misuse

With many nutty 'facts' I'm very happy to misuse!
With many nutty 'facts' I'm very happy to misuse!
With many nutty 'facts' I'm very happy to missssuse!

I'm very good at animation and computer game development
I know how to wear my gut belt to make sure I look so elegant
In short, in matters programmable, political, and of the moon
I am the very model of a modern gender-switching TROOOON!

(you get the idea folks)

 

[Karl Franz]

So as this draws to a close, does anyone want the raw video of this? It's over a gigabyte now and most of it is just a rehash of her sob story.

I can host it, you can pm me or whatever

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

He transitioned in his early 30s, so probably the previous decades of testosterone had done their work by then.

Maybe he should think about embezzling some of those campaign funds for a hair transplant instead.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Maybe he should think about embezzling some of those campaign funds for a hair transplant instead.

I think from previous analysis of photos that examined Wu's hairline, they already got one and they're still losing hair.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I think Frank is an ultimate lolcow.

He thinks THIS...

is his wife.
A "wife" worthy of being given hundreds of thousands of dollars despite being an abject failure at everything and never failing to emasculate Frank.

 

[CervixHammer]

jesus christ those glasses

John will never look like a woman but that doesn't mean he has to look like a praying mantis that rides the short bus to school

 

[Mola Ram]

I think Frank is an ultimate lolcow.

He thinks THIS...

is his wife.
A "wife" worthy of being given hundreds of thousands of dollars despite being an abject failure at everything and never failing to emasculate Frank.

I want to know how many and what variety of narcotics Frank had to ingest in order to see that living trainwreck as the sexy (ok, "sexy") science-y dragon lady of his illustrations.

I want to know what kind of drugs, and where the fuck I can score some.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I honestly can't say what was the most narcissistic thing I've subjected myself to this week, Brianna's godawful presentation or Zoe Quinn's shit book.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"This thing that I said is true"
Shut the fuck up, John.

 

[U 'MIRIN BRAH?]

I like how he speaks as if he isn't a fucking man

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

"This thing that I said is true"
Shut the fuck up, John.

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Oh but it was OK for him to attack conservative women and women who wouldn't vote for Hillary.