Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Izdaja Slika]

He's mainlining GLP-1s now so he is very skinny at least. Just funny that we now never get anything from his "10 mile runs" since he started doing that.

He never talks about those runs because he's not doing 10 miles, he's doing half-marathons before breakfast, and in the afternoons he does 4-5 hours of high-impact exercise while backchanneling the entire Democratic party establishment, you doubting Thomas.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This is completely delusional thinking.

John's on that post-surgery high, the only question is how much of it is consoomer-ish excitement over getting the new thing and how much is the real good pain meds they gave him.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

John's on that post-surgery high, the only question is how much of it is consoomer-ish excitement over getting the new thing and how much is the real good pain meds they gave him.

Waking up with an instant feeling of rightness and peace? I put $1000 on IV fentanyl.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

How long will the Pill arc last this time?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

How long will the Pill arc last this time?

Junky John does love oxycontin.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So let me see if I’ve got this right. John is super-happy and successful and totally passes and everyone thinks he’s super-hot but ESPECIALLY straight men. And he is also having yet more plastic surgery.

Has anyone on his social media pointed this contradiction out to him?

 

[AnOminous]

Worse. He says he know at 12.

"A boy that wanted to be a girl." Isn't this heresy in current year? Aren't troons actual girls and they always were? John needs to be burned at the stake.

And Frank, straight?

He is a man who has sex with another man. There is a name for it. It's "gay."

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

It all reminds me of when Dennis in Always Sunny decided he could be the perfect woman.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

John was still a male homo when he woke up from the anesthesia.



That is what happens when you try to reconfigure your skull.

 

[Pumpkin Girl IRL]

So let me see if I’ve got this right. John is super-happy and successful and totally passes and everyone thinks he’s super-hot but ESPECIALLY straight men. And he is also having yet more plastic surgery.

Has anyone on his social media pointed this contradiction out to him?

John only posts this stuff in spaces where he can control the conversation. I noticed that he leaves a lot of the broad "you're a man" criticism up so he can cry about transphobia, but the moment anyone starts posting his former lies, pictures, or discusses historic fuck ups....poof. Delete, ban, and go on as normal.

If confronted with that shit in a place he can't moderate it would be glorious.

 

[Stinkyboy]

"This is the hardest recovery" he says after one day

wait until he actually starts healing

 

[FinnSven]

I doubt, if asked, this poor girl would have matching memories. Not that she ever existed.

I suspect that if she exists, John and her “dated” in freshman year, he told her he didn’t want to marry her because he didn’t feel like the other boys.

So logically, especially by the standard of the day, she assumed he was coming out to her.

Then he spent the next seven years as a gay Duckie from Pretty in Pink for her.

She was probably getting regularly fucked and hanging out with the football team while he was sitting in his room crying.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

John seems shocked to learn that trying to forcibly chisel his hulking male cromagnon skull into an anime loliporn fuckdoll doesn't feel very good.

Junkie John loves his drugs. Sometimes his plastic surgery addiction seems like a cover for his opiate addiction.



False. You are EXTREMELY stupid.

 

[Stinkyboy]

John's so stupid he doesn't realize he's stupid

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

John's so stupid he doesn't realize he's stupid

That is the literal defintion of Dunning Kreuger.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

John's so stupid he doesn't realize he's stupid

Luck, when viewed through a filthy, warped mirror, can sometimes appear as brilliance.

Before his husband responded to his ad of '325lb 6'6" pre op trans femme bottom seeks soft dom top to spoil me' he was your run of the mill drug addicted faggot bottom.

Because he had luck, he now gets to interpret the whole insane roller coaster of his life as intentional and planned. All part of his 6000 year plan to become America's first (and last) congresswoman and presidential hopeful, when before Wu it was 6000 year plan to find my next hit of meth.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

John is collecting excised pieces of his skeleton again.



Leave the kids alone Kermit.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Brianna bones, my ass. It's John Junk.

 

[Zippolite]

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You know he had to do it to them

 

[King Dead]

Should we start taking bets on the results? I honestly don't know which would be funnier, if he made himself look even more uncanny and ghoulish, or if this super hyped-up surgery ended up having no visible effect on his appearance and he blew thousands more of Frank's dollars on nothing. Of course, it'll probably be difficult to tell anyway given how many filters he's running on his selfies, but it's fun to speculate.

(The funniest option would be his face falling off, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.)