https://youtube.com/watch?v=Drjx5fQ4xhwMake this a real thing. Same shitty mechanics, but not taken seriously at all. As Jace, Tyce, and Eli, you must overcome the Homo-fascist dictatorship that has overthrown America by blowing up the space station containing the Tumblr servers.
First Level: Take out the tranny bunker in a small city in the former United States. Reuben G Baron, one of Brianna's sniveling cronies, shows up and challenges you to a street race. After using your Prius street racing skills, he crashes into the SJW outpost and blows it up. Unfortunately, Reuban emerges from the flames, revealing himself as a Weeaboo Terminator, and the boss battle of the first level.
Second Level: Deagle Squad traverses the sewers of Boston to reach a compound of MRA's to make a weapons deal, to secure arms for the revolution. The MRA's quickly betray them, and Deagle squad must take out the fedora militia, and their leader, Papa FShmidt. After the last Loveshy has been wasted, the gang grabs their weapons and prepares for the next stage: Modifying the Race War Van into The Space War Van.
Third Level: Deagle Squad heads to a "Privileged Checking Camp" designed to manufacture luxury spaceships for the Tumblr elite. After fighting through the guards and freeing the workers, the gang has a boss fight with the camp warden, a gimp suit clad ADF. After defeating him, the gang makes off with the spaceship parts and launch the Space War Van.
Fourth Level: arriving at the Tumblr Server Space Station, Deagle Squad must fight through geishabots, SJW commandos, the characters from Revolution 60, and worst of all, Cyborg-Wu. And then we get the endings influenced by random bullshit you did.
Ending One: As Jace and Eli are cornered by the SJWs and Cyber-Wu, an alarm blares, and an announcement comes over the intercom: "Self Destruct Activated, All escape pods launched". On Jace's Tactical sunglasses's HUD, a video stream comes up, of Tyce in an escape pod flipping him off. "PRONKED".
Ending Two: Jace barricades the control room against the SJWs while Eli attempts to set the self destruct sequence. Eli promptly presses the "Vent Internal Atmosphere" button, everyone is blown into space.
Ending Three: Jace sets the self destruct charge, and he, Tyce, and Eli flee. As they rush towards the exit, they are ambushed by a battalion of SJW Commandos, and CyberWu. All hope for gaming seems lost. And then. Jace hears a familiar bark. Soap the Parkour Wolf swings through one of the space station's windows, and obliterates the SJWs with his Wolf Parkour. Deagle Squad escapes in the nick of time on Soap's Parkour Wolf Spaceship, lighting a blunt as the watch the Tumblr servers explode in the distance. All across the world, SJWs collapse as the Tumblr hivemind is severed. America, weed, and gaming has been saved.