Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Did we just get a subtle "I'm a tranny" served on a silver platter? Or is this about being bisexual or some other vanilla shit?

Some other vanilla shit. John claims he came out as bisexual to his parents. This is part of his cis-girl legend.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

John clawing for relevance.

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Wow, that thing is practically flying of the shelves, seeing that they have to make it a giveaway on some gala, to get rid of excess copies.

Oh and in case you was wondering, Rev60 has been delayed again for a "couple weeks" because "crunch" and "stress". After having been on vacation recently.

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Wu is 'crunching' to release Rev 60 for so long, she must have abs made of steel by now.

Also, can anyone explain to me how "I am going to wait with the release, because I will receive harassment and death threats over it." is not a complete nonsense argument? Did Wu finally reached the bottom of her list of "flimsy excuses for not releasing Rev 60"? Even if Wu would receive harassment because of a shit game no one cares about, why would waiting a couple of weeks (2 weeks? 4? 10? 52?) to release it stop any (imaginary) harassment?

 

[CWCissey]

Did Wu finally reached the bottom of her list of "flimsy excuses for not releasing Rev 60"?

Well he hasn't claimed Rev 60 isn't getting released because he has sweaty boot rash yet, so...

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

This is a woman in her 40's.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Wow, that thing is practically flying of the shelves, seeing that they have to make it a giveaway on some gala, to get rid of excess copies.

Wu is 'crunching' to release Rev 60 for so long, she must have abs made of steel by now.

Also, can anyone explain to me how "I am going to wait with the release, because I will receive harassment and death threats over it." is not a complete nonsense argument? Did Wu finally reached the bottom of her list of "flimsy excuses for not releasing Rev 60"? Even if Wu would receive harassment because of a shit game no one cares about, why would waiting a couple of weeks (2 weeks? 4? 10? 52?) to release it stop any (imaginary) harassment?

Maybe she wants to rile people up in hopes that there'll be a bigger sperg-out once the game is released? The longer she waits there's either going to be more cutting troll reviews to cap for her narrative... Or she'll completely miss the moment and there'll be a blip before tumbleweeds.

 

[ActualKiwi]

This is a manthing in his/her 40's.

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FTFY. Also, that's pretty cruel. She basically treats Frank like the nerd kid and she's the bully.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

FTFY. Also, that's pretty cruel. She basically treats Frank like the nerd kid and she's the bully.

It be cruel as hell if, as @Jaimas has pointed out, Frank wasn't completely in on the whole "emasculated husband" schtick.

 

[Tame Sake]

Healthy relationship: Let the man sleep

Manipulative relationship where love does not exist: I'MMA PRANK HIM

stay classy, Wu.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

So now she was kicked out of the house by her parents when she came out as bi.

Apparently.

 

[Tame Sake]

How many times has the homeless story changed now?

 

[ActualKiwi]

How many times has the homeless story changed now?

Over 9000

 

[Kiras left nipple]

I love him and the ever changing homeless stories:

'I lived in a box, sharking the local white males at the arcade, MK2 style, I drew the storyboard to rev 60 in my box home, whilst self teaching myself programming/engineering/journalism and have to self mutilate my genitals...

'I saw some things man, I saw some things...'

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

>The Glock can't be sold here because it doesn't have a safety - which is frankly ridiculous.

>The engineer in me sees it as a potential failure point. There's no reason to not treat every gun like it's "safe."

Obviously the engineer in you is as fucking retarded as he is not real. You do not ever assume something is safe, because every piece of machinery can potentially fail, even (or especially) a gun safety is not something you just dick about with. If a gun doesn't even have a safety to begin with it is by definition not safe. It never is.

If you have ever handled a gun in an environment where someone instructs you (e.g. safety classes, military service), one of the first things you will get told is to never point your gun at anyone, even if you checked that the safety if engaged. That applies even if you have blanks loaded! Even if it's seemingly unloaded!

Jesus Christ on a tirke.

Flynt/Wu is so fucking ignorant on every topic that he pretends to be an expert on that I'm almost ready to believe that he's having us on with this arrant bullshit.

He's so damned oblivious to even the most rudimentary knowledge of firearms that he thinks there is a gun called "the Glock" that is outlawed in Massachusetts. There are, in fact, several models of Glock that comply with Massachusetts law and are available for purchase from gun stores in the state.

And any Glock can be legally sold by one individual to another individual in Massachusetts. The law banning certain models from being sold applies only to licensed gun dealers.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I love him and the ever changing homeless stories:

'I lived in a box, sharking the local white males at the arcade, MK2 style, I drew the storyboard to rev 60 in my box home, whilst self teaching myself programming/engineering/journalism and have to self mutilate my genitals...

'I saw some things man, I saw some things...'

I made this joke in Supporters, but Wu is really like Golden Boy.

 

[AnOminous]

>The Glock can't be sold here because it doesn't have a safety - which is frankly ridiculous.
>The engineer in me sees it as a potential failure point. There's no reason to not treat every gun like it's "safe."

Obviously the engineer in you is as fucking retarded as he is not real. You do not ever assume something is safe, because every piece of machinery can potentially fail, even (or especially) a gun safety is not something you just dick about with. If a gun doesn't even have a safety to begin with it is by definition not safe. It never is.

The kinds of Glock pistol used by police agencies have safety triggers designed to prevent accidental discharge. They just don't have a special, separate safety switch.

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Brianna Wu took a bullet from a Glock and that was the best the facial reconstruction surgeon could do.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

This is a woman in her 40's.

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Didn't Wu do this already? Or was the last poll to wake him with a bullhorn? I just know she's done a poll about messing with Frank when he was sleeping. I doubt she actually did it this time or any other time because she would have Vine'd it to add to the "omg we're such a fun couple" image she likes to build. A fun couple that never seems to actually hang out with other couples.

 

[Jaimas]

How many times has the homeless story changed now?

At least three.

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So now she was kicked out of the house by her parents when she came out as bi.

Apparently.

Wu, if you're going to lie about your past, can you yourself a solid and try to remain consistent for more than two posts?

You were homeless after college here, you were homeless after marrying Frank and he had to make you canned red bean dishes every day last year on twitter, and you were homeless when you were between colleges and had to take a job working at Gamestop on twitter again. Also you weren't homeless according to your Women in Tech article. Ignoring for a moment that you're the kind of asshole who will take someone hostage if you have to use electronics that aren't bleeding-edge, let's analyze these three dates.

There is a fucking four year gap between those three time periods. We know this due to your schools' records of your attendance and the fact that you married Frank, by his own admission, in 2008.

Anyone with pattern recognition can go through your twitter account (and archives thereof) and know that you've told more lies than your average congressional session.

 

[Furina]

Brianna Wu took a bullet from a Glock and that was the best the facial reconstruction surgeon could do.

It also made her an expert on firearms, firearm related injuries and firearm law. It was a very educational bullet.

 

[Luminous Being]

Flynt/Wu is so fucking ignorant on every topic that he pretends to be an expert on that I'm almost ready to believe that he's having us on with this arrant bullshit.

He's so damned oblivious to even the most rudimentary knowledge of firearms that he thinks there is a gun called "the Glock" that is outlawed in Massachusetts. There are, in fact, several models of Glock that comply with Massachusetts law and are available for purchase from gun stores in the state.

And any Glock can be legally sold by one individual to another individual in Massachusetts. The law banning certain models from being sold applies only to licensed gun dealers.

I think I can take a good guess as to what happened that made Wu an expert on firearms Glocks.

It all happened in the summer of 1983, when John Walker Flynt, a local Mississippi gay boy, was still alive. John and his rich parents got invited to his uncle's in Hicksburg, Flyoverstate. They never talked much about the uncle because he was a simple man with a simple wife and a simple child, but went anyway because John should know all his family (that would later ABANDON HIM).

So uncle Rich thought that he and his nephew should bond a bit and got his brand new Glock 17 out from under his pillow and took John and his son out behind the woodshed house to shoot at his wife's old skillets that were hanging from an old pear tree.

John was allowed to go first because "that boy could sure use some manliness points... jeez Joel, what are you doing to him, he acts like a girl". So there John was, clutching his first ever handgun, taking careful aim with one eye squeezed tightly shut (like in the movies!) and slowly pulling the trigger to the sweet spot and then pulling that tiny bit more to hit the round right past the pan and into the woods. After emptying the magazine and watching uncle and cousin hit the mark almost every shot, he watched his uncle take apart the gun (wow that's so cool!) to just give it a quick cleanining.

Later that day, when they headed back home and John's parents asked him what he and his uncle and cousin were doing after dinner when they headed outside, they saw a strange glint in their strange son's eyes and heard him whisper "Today I became an expert...".

tl;dr: Wu shot a gun like once or twice ever and never heard a word about safe handling.