Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

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I think she might have drank it, just because she wants to fit in with the rich cishet Silicon Valley brogrammers she idolizes. And because she's incapable of cooking for herself.
And as for running, she absolutely used to be into it - look at that ghastly pre-transition picture of her with Frank, where she had an emaciated figure and visibly muscular legs. It's obvious she hasn't been a runner for a long time by now though.

Or, more than likely, a grossly exaggerated scenario.

For example, you remember a couple weeks back she was going on about having to take an "international flight?" Technically she was correct... she flew to fucking Winnipeg... which is about 60 miles from the US border. Such a trip! I bet she was amazed by the Tim Hortons and the Giant Tiger!

With the "running" I think it would be safe to assume she maybe, maybe, jogged for a mile or two, then walked the remaining 8 or 9 miles, all the while chastising Frank and walking into trees while her face was glued to her fucking smartphone.

 

[soliloquyR]

And they accomplish this by using their superpowers to bitch endlessly on Twitter about mansplaining and fake rape threats.

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Where the fuck have you been, John? Literally everybody above the age of 10 knows that the X-men has messages of diversity.

 

[facepalm]

Brianna, have you tried not being a mutant?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Brianna, have you tried not being a mutant?

That's the only thing that John went the extra mile on, Being a mutant.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Brianna, have you tried not being a mutant?

Pray the mutant away.

 

[Wallace]

Of course the usual problem with this allegory is that the normal humans have a reason to fear mutants. Gay people don't secretly possess awesomely destructive powers and can kill thousands of people with a thought.

Sure they do. Haven't you heard of Milo's GamerGate powers?

 

[Accel_Rider]

Sure they do. Haven't you heard of Milo's GamerGate powers?

He can make Wu and his ilk explode whenever he writes. He's like Gambit, except with tweets and internet articles

 

[The Colonel]

Brianna, have you tried not being a mutant?

Wu has the worst mutant power ever.

 

[Earl_of_Sandwich]

Also

He can make Wu and his ilk explode whenever he writes. He's like Gambit, except with tweets and internet articles

also make grown men sweat

 

[ActualKiwi]

Wu has the worst mutant power ever.

The ability to sneer twistedly and look a very unconvincing woman? Definitely a pretty low-bar mutie power.

 

[Count groudon]

Wu is a mutant, she's like Mystique where she can change her appearance! But she can only change into a hideous, vaguely feminine monstrosity and she can't change back.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Yes, but there must also be another deal. Wu is neither referring in her Tweets to Blue Apron via referrer-ID nor is she pointing out that they are the sponsor of one of the podcasts she is appearing in. Which means that she isn't generating a single subscription from her tweets.

That is a good point. If they are using referrer referrer ID for those purposes and Wu isn't using one then god knows what the actual arrangement between them and Wu is.

Given the compensation situation he seems to run for his speaking engagements at conventions the arrangement could easily boil down to something hilarious like "you get x free boxes of food per over (some time period) and we don't pay you for generated subs".

 

[Wood Glue]

Wutant's special power is turning $200,000 to a pile of nothing. Lesser powers include going past deadlines as if they weren't there and making bearded middle-aged Asians grimace in pain.

 

[Luigi]

Of course Flynt/Wu would side with the muties.

If you take that metaphor a step further (SJ/Feminism as muties), Age of Apocalypse from the comics is basically what the new age of Social Justice/Feminism want. A worlds where if you aren't one of them, you should be removed from society.

 

[Cubanodun]

This must be a new record , John has not bragged about how many reports he has sended to Twitter in a very long time , maybe some back channel was fired ?

 

[vertexwindi]

This must be a new record , John has not bragged about how many reports he has sended to Twitter in a very long time , maybe some back channel was fired ?

Twitter has been having management shuffles lately. It's already been speculated before that some of John's contacts got fired or quit, but considering it's been quite some time since we've heard anything about reports, you might be right.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Twitter has been having management shuffles lately. It's already been speculated before that some of John's contacts got fired or quit, but considering it's been quite some time since we've heard anything about reports, you might be right.

This same article mentions that Twitters shares have fallen almost 40% this year.
For those of us who may not be familiar, that's stock trade speak for "Twitter is being angrily fucked in the ass by a large doberman".
I knew they were struggling, but damn, that's really fucking bad.

 

[vertexwindi]

This same article mentions that Twitters shares have fallen almost 40% this year.
For those of us who may not be familiar, that's stock trade speak for "Twitter is being angrily fucked in the ass by a large doberman".
I knew they were struggling, but damn, that's really fucking bad.

SJW faggotry and making money have always been mutually exclusive.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

SJW faggotry and making money have always been mutually exclusive.

Yeah, but a 40 fucking point drop? That's usually associated with things like the CEO getting caught doing blow off a ladyboy while talking about how much money his company isn't making.
Like, there's an unhealthy bottom line, and then there's stage 4 leukemia. This appears to be the latter.

 

[Rou]

The issue is that Twitter's very nature makes it almost impossible to make money. Who would buy an ad when a tweet works the same?