😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[CatFace]

Adultery at minimum only needs 3 people: the cuck, the ho, and the bull. No extra couple is needed broheim. And hey, there's another three for my 5 meats 4 cheeses theory of God.

Now, it could effect 4 while only actually involving 3 if we believe the single party in the adultery is commiting adultery against their theoretical future partner.

However I think adultery does not just effect two couples to make a grand total of four, but whole families. Parents of the adulterers, children of them, brothers and sisters, etc. I think the amount of adulterers who have no living family so as only to effect and involve four people is a small drop in the overall pool.

I'm interested how the equation accounts for this.

Edit: also the pizza place by my house offers shellfish on pizza which could count as a 5th meat. I also think their uniforms are mixed cloth... I think we are onto something...

 

[Adamska]

Now, it could effect 4 while only actually involving 3 if we believe the single party in the adultery is commiting adultery against their theoretical future partner.

However I think adultery does not just effect two couples to make a grand total of four, but whole families. Parents of the adulterers, children of them, brothers and sisters, etc. I think the amount of adulterers who have no living family so as only to effect and involve four people is a small drop in the overall pool.

I'm interested how the equation accounts for this.

Edit: also the pizza place by my house offers shellfish on pizza which could count as a 5th meat. I also think their uniforms are mixed cloth... I think we are onto something...

Point on the family also being affected, but he also has to include singles who commit to not having a partner. His argument that it hits four people is dumb as balls and it's only there because he crams it in. Just like how he intentionally switches the value of the letter o and misspells words on purpose to fit his garbage idea.

The beauty of the 5 meats 4 cheeses theory is that it is mathematically oriented, not tied to languages which change meaning. Therefore it doesn't have to reach and cover the fact that languages have different letter values.

 

[Keerakh]

The "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com .

what the fuck does that even mean

 

[Vorhtbame]

what the fuck does that even mean

Spoiler: Behold the secret of the Gee-Oh-Dee Equals Seven-Blank-Four Theory

:autism:

 

[Trombonista]

trombonista | FAIL F | Postponed

Still?

 

[facepalm]

@facepalm,

http://www.noaa.gov/ocean.html or
http://water.usgs.gov/edu/earthhowmuch.html

I trust NOAA over USGS.

They don't disagree, but lets do the math.


The earth has a total surface area of approximately 509,600,000 square kilometers.
Of that, approximately 148,326,000 square kilometers are dry land.

148,326,000/509,600,000= .2910635792, or approximately 29.1%.

If 29.1% is dry land, then it follows the rest is water.

100%-29.1%=70.9%. 70.9% of the surface is covered with water.

Rounding 70.9% to the nearest whole percentage gives us 71%. 71% is what both sources gave for an answer.




It's going to be hilarious when you ask for sources on my numbers, but I'll tell you I picked one that is more in your favor than the ones on Wikipedia, and you still don't get close to 74%. Once again, you are wrong. One would think that Jesus would check his numbers before posting.

 

[LordCustos3]

It's going to be hilarious when you ask for sources on my numbers, but I'll tell you I picked one that is more in your favor than the ones on Wikipedia, and you still don't get close to 74%. Once again, you are wrong. One would think that Jesus would check his numbers before posting.

Facts and truth is for hellbound heathen peasants and proles. They don't apply to Messianic Superbeings who are secretly Ben Franklin, Henry Kissinger and Bilbo Baggins at the same time.

Oh ferfucksake....
every clause of every sentence drips with sooooo much fail.

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,
Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense...

Protip: "Agnostic" is an adjective, not a noun. You can be agnostic ABOUT something, but you literally cannot be "an" agnostic.
Example: You can be a gnostic atheist. You can be an agnostic atheist. You can be a gnostic theist. You can be an agnostic theist.
For the love of the thrice blessed amida buddha and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs....Brad....fucking learn something. Anything. Please.
Here's some visual aids for your trifiling ignorant ass, you trifiling ignorant ass....
http://i.imgur.com/PfDCrW2.png
http://www.stanleycolors.com/wp-content/uploads/atheism.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6ngsPrjN1qj7gpko1_400.png
http://clearbluereason.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/atheist-agnostic1.png
https://thebentangle.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/infographic-on-religion-vs-atheism.jpg
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDZPs8RO...DfxPwyBVpA/s1600/Gnostic_Agnostic_Atheist.png
http://api.ning.com/files/5bxsU2-Zc...atheistgnostictheist.jpg?width=604&height=518

anyhow, moving on...

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,
Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven...

You haven't proven jack shit. You just keep making the same unproven assertions, and insist that they are true merely because you are the one that made them. You are NOT special. We are not obliged to take you at your word because you failed to prove your word is worth the used toilet paper you wrote it on.

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,
Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven GOD and God-incarnate/Christ. Your decision to not read the Bible doesn't make any sense....

Ah, but I HAVE read the Bible. Multiple times, in more than one translation. It was reading the Bible that destroyed my faith in the Bible. It is as much a crock as the Queer'ran and The Mook of Boredom. Scripture is not proof of your unproven (and disproven) assertions. They are themselves piles of unproven (and disproven) assertions.

@Pandas Galore/anonymous coward,
Being an agnostic no longer makes any sense ever since GOD=7_4 Theory and I as the reincarnated Jesus & Einstein have proven GOD and God-incarnate/Christ. Your decision to not read the Bible doesn't make any sense, but you now have a poor excuse for not doing your homework. The GOOD news is that you can repent.

If a deity were to unambiguously manifest, I might repent. I refuse to bow down to any mere mortal -- which is what you most indubitably are -- for I have not met any mere mortal prophet who wasn't a kook, a charlatan, a liar or all three. Guess which three categories you fit into, @Brad Watson_Miami .

74 is not a valid Powerball number so the theory can't predict it. It can only predict that the number 74 sometimes appears.

I was waiting for him to yell "4, 7 and 47!"

aaaaand he's back to hurling fatwas. Crazy-ass false prophet STILL hasn't gotten the fucking memo. Will someone please send the fucking memo to him AGAIN?

@SCRuler/anonymous coward,
You've rudely judged me, therefore...
By the power69 not vested in me by X'Hal and Her son Auron, I hereby FAIL to intimidate anyone .
Sentence: Endless Cocaine and Hookers for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will slathered in rocky road ice-cream, which will then be licked off by horny succubi.
Note: You don't have to repent, @SCRuler... you are doing just fine..
c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.​

Earth has 7 continents & 4 seasons, the ancients' '7 Seas' & 4 oceans. ~74% of Earth's surface is water: 71% oceans & seas + freshwater lakes, rivers....
The ancients observed 7 moving objects - the 7 Classical Planets....
Totality of a solar eclipse can not last longer than 7 minutes 40 seconds.....
~74% of the human brain, heart, muscles, newborns, chicken eggs and living trees are water. Human pregnancies are 40 weeks: 7x40 days.
~74% of the elemental mass of this universe, our sun, Jupiter's atmosphere is hydrogen.
~74% of everything in this universe is not dark matter (~69% dark energy + ~5% ordinary matter).
See http://GOD704.wikia.com .

Bobdammnit BRAD! We debunked this horsetwaddle earlier in this very thread! Stop reposting bullshit we have already disproven and give us NEW horsetwaddle to disprove instead, ya lazy two-timing good-for-nothing scalywagging fink-licking snake in the grass!

what the fuck does that even mean

It means the Onion Men from The Pleiades have blessed Brad's scrotal sack with magic purple God Rays and now the rash is Gone!

 

[Picklechu]

@KingGeedorah,

Do you hate your parents? You seem to have some deep-rooted problem there.

I was very lucky to have great parents who loved me very much and I loved them very much. The Theory of Luck begins with karma...

Luck 100 points = [karma 4 + modesty 1] x [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contributions 4 + blessings 4]​

Woah, I got the same thing in my D&D roll, dude! Does this mean I have superpowers?

Also, since I'm number 69 on your list, and there are no coincidences apparently, does this mean that I am destined for a lifetime of 69ing? If so, that's pretty chill.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

All I know is you refusing to explain shit means you can't be Jesus. Jesus was a great rabbi, communed with God as an adopted son, and was the second greatest of his Prophets. He taught, healed, and aided the ill... Adultery at minimum only needs 3 people:

Go ahead and ask me a real question and I'll answer it. That's part of the reason why I ever came on this antichrist site to begin with.

"2nd greatest of His prophets"? In your opinion, who was the greatest?

In ancient times, the Israelites were all married. Therefore, any one act of adultery between 2 would have a negative effect on their spouses: 4 altogether.

It's going to be hilarious when you ask for sources on my numbers

What are your sources for your numbers? Do they include that saltwater oceans and seas cover 71% of Earth's surface while freshwater lakes, bays, rivers, canals, swamps, ice caps, glaciers and year-round snow cover another 2.5%? That's the info I'd found on NOAA and other sites. NOAA has recently changed their website.

On the Planet Nestor, ~64% of their world's surface is covered by water: ~61% saltwater oceans (4) and seas, and ~3% freshwater.

"Agnostic" is an adjective, not a noun. You can be agnostic ABOUT something, but you literally cannot be "an" agnostic.

You're clearly wrong...

ag·nos·tic
aɡˈnästik/
noun
noun: agnostic; plural noun: agnostics

1. a person who believes that nothing is known or can be known of the existence or nature of God or of anything beyond material phenomena; a person who claims neither faith nor disbelief in God.
   synonyms: skeptic, doubter, doubting Thomas, cynic

This means the Onion Men from the 7-star cluster Pleiades have cursed your scrotal sack with magic purple GOD=7_4 Rays and now the rash is rampant!

 

[Cthulu]

On the Planet Nestor,

Is a figment of your imagination.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

AD means Anno Domini, which roughly means 'in the year of our Lord'. Dates back to Jesus' birth for its year 0.

Wrong. In the Roman calendar and the tradition of the Roman Catholic Church, Jesus Christ was born on December 25, 1 BC. A week later was January 1, 1 AD - there was/is no Year 0. But Y'shua ben Yosef was actually born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

(The Planet Nestor) is a figment of your imagination.

Possibly and possibly not. You do believe that there is life on other planets? FOD=6_4 is a very strong mathematical model. Have you read my tweaked NASA conference presentation of April 21-23, 2009 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com ? Please do.

I. Actually, Brad, different denominations number the commandments differently. Catholics, Jews, and Lutherans have their own numbering system, distinct from other Christian denominations.

The numerical order of the 10 Commandments in post #6501 is correct

II. In ancient times, there was no reason sex had to only involve a "couple" of people. Between fertility rites and concubines, not to mention plain old orgies, adultery was the Facebook of the ancient world.

The ancient Israelites did not practice fertility rites nor did anyone other than the King have concubines. There's no mention of orgies in the Bible. And any Hebrew found guilty of adultery was stoned to death.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Wrong. In the Roman calendar and the tradition of the Roman Catholic Church, Jesus Christ was born on December 25, 1 BC. A week later was January 1, 1 AD - there was/is no Year 0. But Y'shua ben Yosef was actually born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

Wow, you could not be more wrong. The RCC has no teaching that December 25 was the birth of Christ.

http://catholicstraightanswers.com/was-christ-really-born-on-december-25th/

http://catholicstraightanswers.com/was-christ-really-born-on-december-25th/

 

[Vorhtbame]

Wrong. In the Roman calendar and the tradition of the Roman Catholic Church, Jesus Christ was born on December 25, 1 BC. A week later was January 1, 1 AD - there was/is no Year 0. But Y'shua ben Yosef was actually born on Saturday April 17, 6 BC / 17.4.748 AUC / 29 Nisan 3755 HC.

If you know this, why don't you know when He died? You should be able to give some date, seeing as you were there.

Have you read my tweaked NASA conference presentation of April 21-23, 2009 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com ? Please do.

You keep mentioning that conference. I did a search on this and didn't find "Nestor" in connection with NASA except where you spammed it to every forum that would have you. So would you be so kind as to tell us which "conference" this was--exact title, please--and link to it? Also, please link to proof that you were given time at the podium, rather than just showing up and propping up your Attraction Sign laptop to show to any passerby who'd make eye contact?

The ancient Israelites did not practice fertility rites nor did anyone other than the King have concubines.

Citation needed. In fact, the history they kept indicates that they often slid off into adopting local pagan traditions.

And any Hebrew found guilty of adultery was stoned to death.

Wait wait wait, David was stoned to death? I thought he died of old age.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

The numerical order of the 10 Commandments in post #6501 is correct


The ancient Israelites did not practice fertility rites nor did anyone other than the King have concubines. There's no mention of orgies in the Bible. And any Hebrew found guilty of adultery was stoned to death.

Hahahaha, so you think you as "God" can just disregard the beliefs of several giant swaths of your followers? Better let them know! What a dick move.

And there were tons of fertility rites, concubinage, prostitues, and plain old sex-for-fun in Israel. It's what people do.

 

[Cthulu]

Possibly and possibly not. You do believe that there is life on other planets? FOD=6_4 is a very strong mathematical model. Have you read my tweaked NASA conference presentation of April 21-23, 2009 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com ? Please do.

I'm sure the guys at NASA had a good laugh.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

I'm sure the guys at NASA had a good laugh.

Why not? We are. I like having something in common with NASA.

 

[facepalm]

What are your sources for your numbers? Do they include that saltwater oceans and seas cover 71% of Earth's surface while freshwater lakes, bays, rivers, canals, swamps, ice caps, glaciers and year-round snow cover another 2.5%? That's the info I'd found on NOAA and other sites. NOAA has recently changed their website.

On the Planet Nestor, ~64% of their world's surface is covered by water: ~61% saltwater oceans (4) and seas, and ~3% freshwater.

Provide where on NOAA's site it shows your numbers.

Provide us with the raw surface area data you are using. Do the math like I did.

 

[APerson]

If you know this, why don't you know when He died? You should be able to give some date, seeing as you were there.



You keep mentioning that conference. I did a search on this and didn't find "Nestor" in connection with NASA except where you spammed it to every forum that would have you. So would you be so kind as to tell us which "conference" this was--exact title, please--and link to it? Also, please link to proof that you were given time at the podium, rather than just showing up and propping up your Attraction Sign laptop to show to any passerby who'd make eye contact?

V, you're right. From his website:

Also, Obama ignored him:

Also, everyone should read http://planetnestor.blogspot.com/. I'm never sure whether a spelling is a typo mutated into Eqfish (64) (really) and it's hilarious. Nestor is an imaginary world built to his specifications, and it's beautifully nuts.

NOAA has recently changed their website.

It's called archive.is or web.archive.org. Search for the past page which allegedly showed 73.5%.

Possibly and possibly not. You do believe that there is life on other planets? FOD=6_4 is a very strong mathematical model. Have you read my tweaked NASA conference presentation of April 21-23, 2009 at http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com ? Please do.

You put up a single poster. Also, mathematical models mean nothing unless they're substantiated by reality.

 

[Adamska]

Citation needed. In fact, the history they kept indicates that they often slid off into adopting local pagan traditions.



Wait wait wait, David was stoned to death? I thought he died of old age.

EDIT: Sorry for the double-post. The system's acting up on me.

Don't forget about his rebellious son Absalom porking all of David's concubines. Or how about Jacob's son Reuben, who tapped his mother in law Bilhah's ass because why not lol. Just goes to show that adultery was only selectively punished with death depending on the situation.

Go ahead and ask me a real question and I'll answer it. That's part of the reason why I ever came on this antichrist site to begin with.

"2nd greatest of His prophets"? In your opinion, who was the greatest?

In ancient times, the Israelites were all married. Therefore, any one act of adultery between 2 would have a negative effect on their spouses: 4 altogether.

Why Muhammad silly. He taught the words of God to the sons of Ishmael, bringing all sons of Abraham under communion with God.

And if people were all married, then why are the laws on marriage in the Pentateuch? Why does it state what should not be needed if everyone was already married? Why is it when Reuben tapped Bilhah's ass, it only counts as four rather than a lot more?

 

[Vorhtbame]

Also, everyone should read http://planetnestor.blogspot.com/. I'm never sure whether a spelling is a typo mutated into Eqfish (64) (really) and it's hilarious. Nestor is an imaginary world built to his specifications, and it's beautifully nuts.

It looks like a math sperg's attempt to build a better Narnia.