😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%

  • Total de votantes
    1,238
Today, 3.14 is Pi Day, Albert Einstein's Birthday, and the 74th day of this leap year, thus producing the GOD=7_4 Theory (program/algorithm/code). Please see http://GOD704.wikia.com . This is an example from my book, There Are No Coincidences - there is synchonism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment.
 
Today, 3.14 is Pi Day, Albert Einstein's Birthday, and the 74th day of this leap year, thus producing the GOD=7_4 Theory (program/algorithm/code). Please see http://GOD704.wikia.com . This is an example from my book, There Are No Coincidences - there is synchonism, nonlocality, retrocausality, subconscious telepathy, and design-and-alignment.


i hope you die today
 
But when it's not a leap year, the day stops being significant, because it doesn't fit a 7_4 pattern. There are no coincidences.
 
@APerson,

President's Day must fall on the third Monday of February which includes the 16th: the 47th day of the year. Now, this is either a coincidence, a synchronism, or a conscious code. I say it's B & C: a synchronism and Freemasons within the Government encoded it.
 

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This fucking guy.
 
@APerson,

President's Day must fall on the third Monday of February which includes the 16th: the 47th day of the year. Now, this is either a coincidence, a synchronism, or a conscious code. I say it's B & C: a synchronism and Freemasons within the Government encoded it.

Does being god pay well? What's the starting wage?
 
@APerson,

President's Day must fall on the third Monday of February which includes the 16th: the 47th day of the year. Now, this is either a coincidence, a synchronism, or a conscious code. I say it's B & C: a synchronism and Freemasons within the Government encoded it.


Once again, there is no President's Day. It's Washington's Birthday, where we celebrate our God.
 
@APerson,

President's Day must fall on the third Monday of February which includes the 16th: the 47th day of the year. Now, this is either a coincidence, a synchronism, or a conscious code. I say it's B & C: a synchronism and Freemasons within the Government encoded it.

That day can also include...my mother's birthday.

She is destined to be president. That is the only possible meaning. I'd better tell her to get in the running pronto.
 
Again, you betray yourself out of your own mouth. If you were Him, you would know this, with a distinct lack of need for "likely". Instead, you're reduced to adopting the unfounded conjectures of people who made them up because they just really, really hate Christ.
I'll stick with the strong probability that Y'shua ben Yosef along with Joseph of Arimathea left Galilee and went to the Britain and Glastonbury to be away from the grip of the Roman Empire. God-incarnate died sometime between 30-70 AD and was buried in the Jesus Family Tomb: 100% probability on that. There are others who believe this and none of us "really, really hate Christ"; that judgment is a lie.

God is the Father, by His own description. He always uses masculine pronouns in speaking of Himself. Christ always referred to the Father in the same way.
I - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - have revised the definition of GOD which now includes male and female. There are many churches across the country who have stopped referring to GOD as "He" only and more join this 'club' all the time.

And in as much as it is appointed for men to die once and after this comes judgment... Hebrews 9:27.
If you go back in this thread, you'll see that I've addressed this before. Saul/Paul wrote the above quote in his Letter to the Hebrews. He was not a mystic Essene like John the Baptist and Y'shua, and he had not been taught transmigration-of-the-soul like they had. Jesus taught reincarnation in Matthew 11:14-15, John 8:58, etc. Those that believe in the return of the Christ and the "resurrection of the dead" must choose between A. zombie apocalypse or B. reincarnation.

Science has proven reincarnation.

I'm dying laughing over "bad luck". Seriously, why did you have to remind me of a Legend of Zelda game?
You're not "dying laughing" over anything. Seriously, you're playing a no-win game here and you know the prophecy is that the Christ returns and "judges everyone according(74) to their actions". - Rev 20:12-13, 22:12

Well, seeing as you apparently didn't reincarnate for a good 1800 years or so, I'm in pretty good company.
Wrong again. I thought you said you read the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com ? If you had, you would have seen that I claim to have been Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Carlos Sigüenza, Galileo, Da Vinci, Joan of Arc, Oresme, Dante, Fibonacci, St. Bernard...Muhammad...

Yeah, well, the real Jesus has me covered. He's a pretty cool guy. Created the universe, healed the sick, raised the dead...
Yeah, well, the real Y'shua died sometime between 30-70 AD. Lazarus being "dead" and being "raised" was a ceremony of the sacred Mysteries. If he had been literally 'dead', then that would have been 'final'. The eternal soul of Y'shua was the same as the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden and was the Creator of the Earth using the Word - GOD=7_4 - a long time ago.


Vorhtbame,

Your guilty of contempt-of-court. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 274 years with 40 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge(47) of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
I'll stick with the strong probability that Y'shua ben Yosef along with Joseph of Arimathea left Galilee and went to the Britain and Glastonbury to be away from the grip of the Roman Empire.

And yet, you still don't know. You claim to be Him, and yet you don't know. Do you not understand the logical problem here? (Also, Jesus didn't have any problems with logic. That's another strike against you.)

I - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - have revised the definition of GOD which now includes male and female.

Tell me, do you ever write under the name "Sophie LaBelle"?

There are many churches across the country who have stopped referring to GOD as "He" only and more join this 'club' all the time.

That's another strike against you, because you should know this quote: "Those on the rocky soil are those who, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no firm root; they believe for a while, and in time of temptation fall away." Luke 8:13.

Saul/Paul wrote the above quote in his Letter to the Hebrews.

Funny how you somehow know that Paul wrote Hebrews (something on which there isn't even a scholarly consensus), and yet you don't know how, when, or where you even died.

He was not a mystic Essene like John the Baptist and Y'shua, and he had not been taught transmigration-of-the-soul like they had.

Oh, horse shit. The Essenes were strict vegetarians, forbade sacrifice, and forbade the expression of anger. Strikes against you are that you don't seem aware that Jesus ate meat, often expressed anger (especially at the willfully ignorant and haughty), and was Himself a sacrifice.

Jesus taught reincarnation in...John 8:58

You are the biggest dumbfuck who ever lived--and I don't often use the word "fuck". You do not even understand what this passage means. Let me explain it to you:

Jesus said to them, “Truly, truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I AM.”

That, you moron, is the exact answer that God gave to Moses when Moses asked what name to give when the captive Israelites asked who sent him. Jesus was specifically stating to the listeners that He is God--not a reincarnation, not a former soul reborn, but God Himself. That is the very reason the people immediately rose up to try to kill Him: because they though it was blasphemy.

It means that God is not subject to time. God does not change as we understand change. His existence is continuous and permanently in the "present".

And if you were Him, you would understand this better than I. You are a liar, and a false prophet, and every strike is against you.

Those that believe in the return of the Christ and the "resurrection of the dead" must choose between A. zombie apocalypse or B. reincarnation.

You don't even understand the difference between resurrection and zombification. How do you even breathe with so little intelligence?

Science has proven reincarnation.

:story: Stahp it. You're tearing me apart, Ricky.

Wrong again. I thought you said you read the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com ? If you had, you would have seen that I claim to have been Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Carlos Sigüenza, Galileo, Da Vinci, Joan of Arc, Oresme, Dante, Fibonacci, St. Bernard...Muhammad...

Were you also Charlemagne, Alexander the Great, and the goddamn Batman?

The eternal soul of Y'shua was the same as the God-guy in the Guardin' of Eden

Oh look, a modalist. Am I surprised? I am not. And suddenly we're incredibly informal! It's almost like you don't take any of this seriously...

and was the Creator of the Earth using the Word - GOD=7_4 - a long time ago.

"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things came into being through Him, and apart from Him nothing came into being that has come into being." John 1:1-3.

That right there is some seriously deep, deep stuff. Your grasp of theology, on the other hand, is deep as a teaspoon.

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

So if I keep poking you, will you give me new "judgments" every time, like a gumball dispenser? This could be fun.
 
Everyone,

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Do you believe that Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
Do you believe that the Christ returns to
"judge everyone according(74) to their actions"?

Vorhtbame,

Wow! Your demons really got the best of you then!! You're again guilty of contempt-of-court. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 12:03 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,666 years with 74 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge(47) of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com
 
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Vorhtbame,

Wow! Your demons really got the best of you then!!

That's right. Don't bother answering anything I said. We all know you can't. That's what makes you so funny.

You're again guilty of contempt-of-court.

Yes, I hold you in contempt.


Yay, more judgments!

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 3/14/16 12:03 is your latest Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Hey, if I can get you to do this at 3:14 pm, what do I win?

Sentence: Really awful luck for the rest of your life,

How many times do we have to do this before we get to super-duper triple-dog-ducky extra-really-bad-I-promise luck?

then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 1,666 years with 74 years non-commutable.

So what happens to me in the meantime? Do I spend the time rattling around in Heaven, hanging with the angels and cool brethren who went before, and chowing down at the Wedding Feast? Because if so, I'm gonna keep insulting you. That sounds like a sweet gig.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

I know. Why do you think I keep doing it?

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.

You keep mentioning that, but you never explain what that is.
 
I'll stick with the strong probability that Y'shua ben Yosef along with Joseph of Arimathea left Galilee and went to the Britain and Glastonbury to be away from the grip of the Roman Empire. God-incarnate died sometime between 30-70 AD and was buried in the Jesus Family Tomb: 100% probability on that. There are others who believe this and none of us "really, really hate Christ"; that judgment is a lie.
All that "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" stuff is not only a hoax, but most Christians think it is blasphemy.

I - the 2nd Coming of the Christ - have revised the definition of GOD which now includes male and female.
Sorry, but since you aren't the second coming of anybody, you DON'T have the authority to make that call.

Those that believe in the return of the Christ and the "resurrection of the dead" must choose between A. zombie apocalypse or B. reincarnation.
or C. the original bodies magickally regenerate back to perfect health like Wolverine.
or D. new clone bodies wink into existence via the infinite power of God.

Science has proven reincarnation.
Which accredited specialist science journal has published articles proving reincarnation?
PROTIP: The National Enquirer, The Weekly World News and US Weekly aren't accredited specialist science journals.

Seriously, you're playing a no-win game here and you know the prophecy is that the Christ returns and "judges everyone according(74) to their actions".
Well, Vorhtbame will worry about that when/if Jesus actually comes back. Y'see, we can tell that this event has NOT occurred yet because the prophesy also states that Jesus will come back "in power" not "randomly and quietly on the internet". The Big Parousia wouldn't be a kiwi farms thread....it would be on all the News Channels. Anyone could see it was going on by going outside and seeing the sky is full of angels and deafening trumpet calls. Even people who don't have the internet would've noticed.

Wrong again. I thought you said you read the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' at http://7seals.blogspot.com ? If you had, you would have seen that I claim to have been Albert Einstein, Abraham Lincoln, Benjamin Franklin, Carlos Sigüenza, Galileo, Da Vinci, Joan of Arc, Oresme, Dante, Fibonacci, St. Bernard...Muhammad...
Yeah, and making such a claim wouldn't add to your authority. It just makes the claim harder and harder to believe.

Vorhtbame,

Your guilty of contempt-of-court.
And you a guilty of being as dense as a fucking stone.
How many times are we going to have to tell you that YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE before you fucking grasp that fact?
We've told you 4 times. We've told you 7 times. Do we have to tell you 47 times?

Therefore...
By lack of power(77) not vested in me by the ghost of Billy Barty (69=C3+A1+W23+K11), I hereby rule that today is my latest feeble attempt to intimidate someone. I FAILED.

: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 274 years with 40 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any further contempt-of-court(77) will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.
Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.
@Brad Watson_Miami just added ANOTHER 274 years to his own sentence.
 
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