😵‍💫 Skitzocow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votos: 169 13.7%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votos: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votos: 41 3.3%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votos: 76 6.1%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votos: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votos: 802 64.8%

  • Total de votantes
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Coldgrip,

Hey asshole, have you got anything to say about the original post? Or are you too busy sniffing your fingers after wiping your ass?

Day after tomorrow is March 14th (3.14) which is observed as both Pi Day/National Math & Science Day and Einstein's Birthday (1879). This year being a leap year, 3.14 is the 74th day of the year. This is another example of GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
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*The definition of 'death' is 'final'. It's my 'contention' that I - Y'shua74 ben Yosef - had a near-death experience and appeared outside the tomb about 37 hours after being taken down from the Cross74=C3+R18+O15+S19+S19.
If Jesus had a 'near-death' experience, that invalidates most of Christianity. He died on the cross for the sins of the world--a near-death experience would not have been sufficient. Also, his death and alleged rebirth prove to Christians that he's the son of G-d, so living and a near-death experience would be blasphemous to most Christians.
I never said that Jesus "lived to a ripe old age". I said he survived his lashing and crucifixion, and died sometime in the next 40 years. His bones were put in an ossuary and placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . Are you familiar with that? It is a book and documentary.

The Christ is "worthy" because he's the Christ: GOD's chosen one/God-incarnate.
I think you mean the son of G-d here. His suffering and death was needed to prove his worthiness and divinity.
That's both correct and incorrect. John of Patmos encoded a reference to NERON CAESAR by transliterating into Hebrew gematria with "666". (The Latin transliteration produces NERO CAESAR = 616.) English(7 letters, =74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8) is 'the key'(74)! Step 1 of all gematrias is simply counting the number of letters(7) in a word(4)/name(4)/phrase and giving it symbolic meaning, i.e. a(1), bi(2), tri(3), quad(4), penta(5), etc. Step 2 is the alphanumeric cipher which produces a sum for the word, i.e. gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1.
You admit here that gematria can be done with mistranslations. How should we be sure that English and not Chinese is the language with the proper gematria to reveal G-d?
Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was an actor and the reincarnation of Nero.
George Walker Bush (Jr.) was the "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.
United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".


I didn't wait. Starting in 1980, I started saying, "Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) is the "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist and many others were saying it then and since. Reagan is the political leader of millions today and this is proven with the praise from the Right that Nancy Reagan is receiving and all the CONservative RepubliCON politicians all are professed disciples of Reagan.


There is One GOD of everyone.

Genasis 1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters; it's God's Signature. GOD=7_4 is encoded throughout the Bible; see http://GOD704.wikia.com . The "7 Seals" are opened, yet they only produce 4 Horsemen, etc.


*Synchronism: 3/12/16 12:08 "And bring back an apple (Timmy)." - Lassie - TBN
You're still wrong about this! B'reishit 1:1 has 26 letters, because the yuds are accents to the vowels and do not possess vowels of their own!
 
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If Jesus had a 'near-death' experience, that invalidates most of Christianity. He died on the cross for the sins of the world--a near-death experience would not have been sufficient. Also, his death and alleged rebirth 'prove' that he's the son of G-d, so living and a near-death experience would be blasphemous to most Christians.
Wrong. The truth about Y'shua ben Yosef being crucified on Friday 14 Nisan 5790 HC / April 7, 30 AD / 7.4.783 AUC is stronger than the falsehoods/myths.

We are all sons and daughters of G-D, Y'shua was God-incarnate/the Creator reincarnated.

The Earth being round used to be blasphemous to most everyone.

I think you mean the son of G-d here. His suffering and death was needed to prove his worthiness and divinity.
No, I was correct. Being the Christ for many reasons - including my being Y'shua ben Yosef 2,000 years ago and being Albert Einstein reincarnated - makes me "worthy to produce the 'book/scroll sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'.

You admit here that gematria can be done with mistranslations.
Yes, but you're implying that I've used "mistranslations" - I have not. If you think so, state them.

How should we be sure that English and not Chinese is the language with the proper gematria to reveal G-d?
I think you're making up "Chinese gematria" without ever researching it at all! Right?

G-D=7_4 in English and in Dutch where 'GOD' is their spelling, too. Dios=47 in Spanish.

You're still wrong about this! B'reishit 1:1 has 26 letters, because the yuds are accents to the vowels and do not possess vowels of their own!
I've NEVER seen anyone but you spell "B'reishit" and state that 1:1 is 26 letters. PLEASE provide some sources/links. Either put up or shut up.

This is page 316. Most Christians if asked what the most important verse in the Bible would say, "John 3:16."

The Planet Nestor has a solar year of 316 days (316.25 days). See my tweaked NASA conference presentation at http://PlanetNestor.BlogSpot.com

My post to Coldgrip on another forum was moved to its above position. It shouldn't have been, but the moderators here suck camel cock and I don't mean zoo camels. I mean dehydrated desert camels with really sweaty and sandy penises.
 
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John,

Send me your email through private message here or on Facebook and I'll email Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 to you for FREE. I need to have some people proof-read it before sending it to the publisher.
 
Shouldn't something big happen 2/16 (the 47th day of the year?)
Also, congrats. You can recognize patterns.
President’s Day falls on the third Monday of February, i.e. Monday Feb. 16, 2015 which was the 47th day of the year.
 
*The definition of 'death' is 'final'.

That is a lie. Every one of the four Gospels specifies that Christ breathed his last, very specifically stated in the original language, including the one recorded by a physician. And you would know that Luke was a physician, if you were actually Christ.

I said he survived his lashing and crucifixion, and died sometime in the next 40 years.

Which year? If you are God, then it should be easy for you to give not only the year, but the very minute in our own terms.

His bones were put in an ossuary and placed in the http://JesusFamilyTomb.com . Are you familiar with that? It is a book and documentary.

It is a discredited book and documentary. And furthermore, He ascended into Heaven and is standing at the right hand of the Father, per the dying vision of Stephen the Martyr. This is recorded in Acts 7--which you ought to know, if you were who you claim to be.

The Christ is "worthy" because he's the Christ: GOD's chosen one/God-incarnate.

You didn't even read what I quoted you.

United(6) States(6) Dollar(6) is the "666 mark of the Beast".

Thank you very much. I've never had a complete BSOD from encountering stupidity before. I embrace new experiences.


Holy shit you are stupider than I thought.

1:1/Bereshis 1:1 in its original Hebrew is 7 words and 28 (7x4) letters; it's God's Signature. GOD=7_4 is encoded throughout the Bible; see http://GOD704.wikia.com . The "7 Seals" are opened, yet they only produce 4 Horsemen, etc.

You still haven't explained "three". But then again, you're never going to explain anything.

*Synchronism: 3/12/16 12:08 "And bring back an apple (Timmy)." - Lassie - TBN

Are you, right now, on drugs?

I've NEVER seen anyone but you spell "B'reishit" and state that 1:1 is 26 letters

Could it be that our false prophet here is unaware of the difficulties in transliteration, and illiterate when it comes to Hebrew? Why, it would almost suggest that he has no idea what he's on about.


All that said, I'm going to quote you something you ought to recognize--but you probably won't:

"Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many... For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

Fortunately, it's not possible. For one, you can't even work up a good sign or wonder. For another, out of your own mouth you betrayed yourself, and out of your own mouth you condemn yourself.

But the good news is, even you can repent and be forgiven.
 
Vorhtbame,

death: the action or fact of dying or being killed; the end of the life of a person or organism.
"I don't believe in life after death"
synonyms: demise, dying, end, passing, loss of life; eternal rest, quietus;
murder, assassination, execution, slaughter, massacre;
informalcurtains;
formaldecease;
archaicexpiry
"her father's death"
antonyms: life
  • the state of being dead.
    "even in death, she was beautiful"
  • the permanent ending of vital processes in a cell or tissue.
  • the personification of the power that destroys life, often represented in art and literature as a skeleton or an old man holding a scythe.
    noun: Death
    synonyms: the Grim Reaper, the Dark Angel, the Angel of Death
    "Death gestured toward a grave"
  • the destruction or permanent end of something.
    "the death of her hopes"
    synonyms: end, finish, termination, extinction, extinguishing, collapse, destruction, eradication, obliteration
    "the death of their dream"
    antonyms: birth
- Google Dictionary

Notice the use of "the end of the life", "permanent end", etc. Y'shua ben Yosef certainly continued his life ~37 hours after being taken off the Cross. He 'hung around' Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days and then split the Roman Empire so he wouldn't be killed. It's likely that he went to Britain - Glastonbury - with the merchant Joseph of Arimathea.

You could have chosen to take some time to consider the unorthodox Christianity I presented to you. But instead, you launched into a very rude attack on me! You're an informed Christian that knows the Bible. You are well aware that Matthew 7:1 states, "Judge not, lest ye be judged." And, when the Christ returns, he "judges everyone according(74) to their actions". - Revelation 20:13-14, 22:12. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 3/12/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years non-commutable.

Note: You can repent... Any contempt-of-court will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

You're now part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge(47) of All(25) Humanity

c.c. http://7seals.yuku.com

Synchronism: 3/12/16 17:22 "Jesus!" - golfer Mackenzie on NBC

Sentence:
 

It works better if you stick an @ in front of the name, because the site sends an alert. Fortunately, I get updated on this thread anyway.

(dictionary spam, as if I don't English)
Notice the use of "the end of the life", "permanent end", etc. Y'shua ben Yosef certainly continued his life ~37 hours after being taken off the Cross. He 'hung around' Jerusalem and Galilee for 40 days and then split the Roman Empire so he wouldn't be killed. It's likely that he went to Britain - Glastonbury - with the merchant Joseph of Arimathea.

Again, you betray yourself out of your own mouth. If you were Him, you would know this, with a distinct lack of need for "likely". Instead, you're reduced to adopting the unfounded conjectures of people who made them up because they just really, really hate Christ.

Could you possibly fail harder?

You could have chosen to take some time to consider the unorthodox Christianity I presented to you. But instead, you launched into a very rude attack on me!

I took some time to ask you questions. I knew in advance you would prove a false Christ, but I tested you just the same. You failed.

You're an informed Christian that knows the Bible.

You noticed. I'm touched. Now stop touching me; you're creepy.

You are well aware that Matthew 7:1 states, "Judge not, lest ye be judged."


And if you were Him, you would know the rest and context of that passage, which would mean you wouldn't do what you went on to do. Witness:

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 3/12/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years non-commutable.

1. God is the Father, by His own description. He always uses masculine pronouns in speaking of Himself. Christ always referred to the Father in the same way. Fail.
2. And inasmuch as it is appointed for men to die once and after this comes judgment... Hebrews 9:27. Fail.
3. I'm dying laughing over "bad luck". Seriously, why did you have to remind me of a Legend of Zelda game? Fail!
4. Well, seeing as you apparently didn't reincarnate for a good 1800 years or so, I'm in pretty good company. So much fail.

Note: You can repent... Any contempt-of-court will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.

Yeah, well, the real Jesus has me covered. He's a pretty cool guy. Created the universe, healed the sick, raised the dead, reserved all His nasty words for people who strained at gnats and swallowed camels...really not fond of people who take His name in vain, either.

You're now part of a scientific experiment to last 1,000+ years.

I'm so excited.
 
I've NEVER seen anyone but you spell "B'reishit" and state that 1:1 is 26 letters. PLEASE provide some sources/links. Either put up or shut up.
In Hebrew, the only "letters" are consonants. Vowels go under/on top of/to the side of the letters in a 1:1 ratio (except for final consonants). If you want a consonant sound without a vowel, there's a sh'va vowel which makes no sound (or an 'ih' in some cases, but let's not go into details here). If you want a vowel sound without a consonant, there are two silent consonants: aleph and ayin.
The vowels are "ah" (horizontal line or t-shape), "aye" (same but modified by a yud, which is your core misunderstanding), "ee" (one dot), "eey" (same but modified by a yud), "ay" ([as in the English letter by itself] two dots), "eh" (three dots), "oh" (one dot above the letter or above what appears to be the letter 'vav'), "ooh" (a dot inside a proximate 'vav' [for which the 'v' is not pronounced], sh'va (it's silent, unless there are two next to each other, in which case the second makes an 'ih'), and various combinations of the first few with a sh'va.
So, let's look at this: בְּרֵאשִׁית
It's got a 'B' sound and a sh'va first (remember, hebrew reads right to left). Next, there's a 'R' sound and 'ay' vowel, followed by a vowelless aleph to 'break the word', followed by a 'sh' with an 'eey' vowel and a final tav, which needs no vowel because it's a final consonant. B'raysheeyt -> B'reishit.
Now, for the full sentence:
בְּרֵאשִׁ֖ית בָּרָ֣א אֱלֹהִ֑ים אֵ֥ת הַשָּׁמַ֖יִם וְאֵ֥ת הָאָֽרֶץ׃
See how the yuds without vowels only come after "ee" vowels (the ones with a single dot)? It's like the "oh" or "ooh" vowels: they're written in the shape of an actual letter, but they are not the letter.
I think you're making up "Chinese gematria" without ever researching it at all! Right?

G-D=7_4 in English and in Dutch where 'GOD' is their spelling, too. Dios=47 in Spanish.
The point still stands: how do you know English is the language with which to interpret G-d's text? Also, I assume that you are not counting the Spanish 'ch', 'ñ' or 'rr' as their own gematria-having letters, which is incorrect and would shift your result.
Yes, but you're implying that I've used "mistranslations" - I have not. If you think so, state them.
In two thousand years, with conversion from vocalizations to Greek to Latin to English and who knows what in-between, what isn't probably misunderstood or a mistranslation? Also, you inarguably use incorrect transliteration; I've seen 'Bereshit', but 'Genasis' has never been used as a plausible transliteration (see above; you transliterated the 'eh' vowel as 'a').
President’s Day falls on the third Monday of February, i.e. Monday Feb. 16, 2015 which was the 47th day of the year.
Why does President's Day matter? It's an American thing in this one country in these three centuries in one era on one planet in G-d's creation. Also, why would last year be special?
 
In two thousand years, with conversion from vocalizations to Greek to Latin to English and who knows what in-between, what isn't probably misunderstood or a mistranslation?

Ah, now, no need to be personal. The people putting things to paper were the eyewitnesses themselves, except in the case of Mark who was taking it down for Peter because Peter's Greek was crap. The manuscripts we have are consistent on all the important details (couple of minor divergences on fairly theologically insignificant details), and even modern scholarship is largely agreed that the books of the New Testament were written before or around AD 70, with Revelation coming in last during the reign of Domitian (AD 81-96).

Now, you can't fault the people who used the Septuagint, which included the Hebrew texts translated into Greek, because they didn't really have access to Hebrew texts on a reliable basis. They did the best they could and got it close enough for getting along. It's nice to have the texts now, though. It makes it so much more clear!

EDITED because I forgot Revelation was set down after Masada. God is perfect and I am not!
 
I swore I wasn't going to engage Brad in theological debate anymore (and I think I'm set to ignore), but my own church (Eastern Orthodox), and most of the older churches (Roman Catholic, Oriental Orthodox, Church of the East) all say Revelation is a 'non-canon' (for lack of a better term and only insofar as the actual narrative of the bible and story of Jesus Christ go) book referring to very specific events and actually didn't include it in the earliest bibles, nor do at least the Eastern Orthodox and Church of the East ever read passages from it in any worship services for exactly that reason. Using it in any capacity as anything more than that is misrepresenting its inclusion in the bible to begin with.
 
President’s Day falls on the third Monday of February, i.e. Monday Feb. 16, 2015 which was the 47th day of the year.

What's President's Day? Monday, February 16, 2015 was the federally recognized holiday of Washington's Birthday. George Washington took office as President, April 30, 1789. April=4th Month. The year 1789 when spoken starts with the word seven. 4 and 7. Clearly George Washington=God.
 
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What's President's Day? Monday, February 16, 2015 was the federally recognized holiday of Washington's Birthday. George Washington took office as President, April 30, 1789. April=4th Month. The year 1789 when spoken starts with the word seven. 4 and 7. Clearly George Washington=God.

Not only that, Donald_Trump = Jesus x 2.
 
Hey, Brad! I was wondering about your opinions on Biblical dating. Do you think Daniel was written during the Babylonian exile or several centuries afterwards? Personally, I think it was during, because of certain archeological findings, but there's a good argument to be made for after, since the second half is written in apocalyptic style.
What do you think of the canonicity of Ester? It doesn't make any mention of God or the Law, but it does have a valuable moral. Do you think it's in the same catagory as I & II Macabees?
 
Hi Brad! Glad to see you're doing well.
How's the weather in Florida this time of year?
How's the jazz drumming going? Any new pieces you working on?
 
LordCustos3,

Do you consider 3.14 as pi being "number magic"? How about E=mc2; also "number magic"?
No, neither is "number magic", they are "arithmetic"; the same way astrology and astronomy are two different disciplines. One is a fanciful waste of time, the other is a legit science that works and is useful. Pi and relativity both have practical applications in real life, and do have predictive power. Your Zod=6*69/Yod=9*11 flapdoodle crazysperging DOESN'T have predictive power as far as I can tell.
Case in point: Dmitri Medeleev observed that all the known elements could be arranged in a table by different traits the element exhibited. The table was so useful, it showed not only that new elements have yet to be discovered, but also predicted (correctly) what traits those undiscovered elements would have.
And he was right. Numerous times. Because his Periodic Table was a very good theory.
The Plan-it Hypothesis, on the other hand....

Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 or FOD=6_4 predicts that all 'true Earth-like plan-its' are built on 7 or 6 (FIG) with 4 being a given. I can't imagine a BIGGER prediction.
Except there is no proof that it IS a prediction. We'd have to go to other planets to even test this. Your Hypothesis* doesn't even work when talking about the planets in our own solar system, much less a planet orbiting a distant star we can't even perceive yet.



*(note=it isn't a Theory until it is proven to be true)

Vorhtbame,
By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ, I hereby rule that 3/12/16 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.
Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 174 years with 17.4 years non-commutable.
Note: You can repent... Any contempt-of-court will result in increased bad luck and an increased reincarnation sentence.
Vetoed. Reversed. Cancelled. Negated.
@Brad Watson_Miami , have just added 174 years of helltime to your own sentence.
@Vorhtbame is now blessed and permanently immune to False Prophet Fatwas. Go in peace my Child.
All wards, blessings, psi-screens and circles of protection from earlier are still in effect.
But just to drive the point home....


BZZZZRF! KZOOOSH!
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DZZZT! JINGLEJINGLEJINGLE!
Now there is an extra layer of magical protection from false prophet fatwas.

Everyone who posts in this thread is STILL protected from the earlier castings. If Brad keeps pushing his luck, offensive spells can be deployed.
 
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