Thanks for reminding me of this classic:
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It's especially hilarious when he talks about his trans friend at the beginning where he either deadnames them or outright lies (or both, why not?). I'd be curious to know what a "human rights campaign member card" looks like and what kind of benefits come with their membership dues. I can believe that he may have been feeling emotional at the time given his snotty sniffling, but it's clear that he isn't sad so much as seething with impotent rage at the narrative spinning out of his control.
You're right that there isn't a single tear there. Is there a medical condition where tear ducts can become clogged with too much fat? You might want to get that checked out Boogers, it's for your own good.