💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Im watching the "financial audit" on Caleb Hammers channel and I now understand the real reason Boogie is so fat, his body had to expand in order to contain all the fucking excuses he comes up with for not even doing the bare minimum in any area of his life. I mean seriously he could fix most his problems by just cooking food at home, walking his dog a mile or two a day, and streaming a couple hours a day and he's too lazy to do even that. Literally 6 hours of effort a day would fix everything.
 
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I don't understand his anger in here. Like he very well said: He chose to be a doormat. He chose to paint himself as a perpetual weak pathetic victim. Negative consequences of him acting like a doormat are all his fault.
He's likely acting like this to get some eyes on him for the podcast, soon enough to will go back to his inspirational sage boogie shtick.
 
He was practically crying before firing a "warning shot" that Frank laughed his ass off at because it was so pathetic. People might respect him more if he actually had shot Frank rather than randomly shooting at whatever innocent bystanders were in the path of his bullet.
Frank's "Do it NOW!" is the perfect representation of that whole situation.

Boogie didn't "almost kill a mf". The only thing that was a danger of killing Frank was him laughing himself to death.

God. I hate this fat fucking retard
 
What Boogie is griping about in terms of MUH SON OF A COAL MINER ME STPID ABOUT MONEY is a real phenomenon but it's pretty hard to feel bad for a guy who lucked into a massive pile of free money

He also elides the fact that his mother was a school teacher and his brother is a doctor. Doesn't he have some years of college as well? IIRC, he dropped out to devote himself to his career in porn. Then, as now, he was committed to the fat and the fap.

If Boogie is a retard, it's not because he lacked access to educational opportunity -- it's because he's a fat lazy fuck who will always do what's easy rather than what's right.

Edit: ah, @bravosouth got there ahead of me.
 
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This is possible if he had Alpha and Beta Cards.
Even if he just has a lot of expensive cards that are older they can quickly add up. I knew a couple of guys who turned their collections into down payments and the rarest things they had were unlimited lands.

My guess though if Boogie buylisted his cards he'd get $10-20k tops and the $50k is embellishment.
 
Even if he just has a lot of expensive cards that are older they can quickly add up. I knew a couple of guys who turned their collections into down payments and the rarest things they had were unlimited lands.

My guess though if Boogie buylisted his cards he'd get $10-20k tops and the $50k is embellishment.
Still blows my mind that duels are worth hundreds.
 
Still blows my mind that duels are worth hundreds.
Revised Underground Seas are reaching for $1k again, which is the massive failing of Magic as they made the resource system the expensive part as opposed to the flashy cards like other games so just to get off the ground you're looking at spending a stupid amount. Though it's a lot of random cards like Gaea's Cradles, Grim Monolith, and so on that can take old collections to stupid levels of value as they weren't worth much for a long time until they massively spiked over night.
 
How he’s stayed that popular for that long is beyond anything I can comprehend. I honestly thought he would die by now
 
Make no mistake, Boogie kept Sammy as a giant Fuck You to his ex wife.
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He wrote these tweets at night on Christmas Eve/early Christmas Day 2017.
 
Im watching the "financial audit" on Caleb Hammers channel and I now understand the real reason Boogie is so fat, his body had to expand in order to contain all the fucking excuses he comes up with for not even doing the bare minimum in any area of his life. I mean seriously he could fix most his problems by just cooking food at home, walking his dog a mile or two a day, and streaming a couple hours a day and he's too lazy to do even that. Literally 6 hours of effort a day would fix everything.
I don't think he even realizes how easily almost every excuse he gave could have got him bodied even harder on camera by someone who wasn't as nice and willing to move on as Caleb. All that fast food? If you really wanted to twist the knife you would have looked at what he actually ordered. You know he's not getting stuff off the Dollar Menu other than to do shit like add more nuggets to his meal. He wants to go with "it's cheaper and easier to eat there" then we can play that game too, he's that completely clueless about his own choices and actions. It's not really financial stuff but his dumbass excuse for his inability to stream since he's the "Mr. Rogers of YouTube" is the same thing, that was over a decade ago when he was still popular for doing the Francis shit.
 
I don't think he even realizes how easily almost every excuse he gave could have got him bodied even harder on camera by someone who wasn't as nice and willing to move on as Caleb. All that fast food? If you really wanted to twist the knife you would have looked at what he actually ordered. You know he's not getting stuff off the Dollar Menu other than to do shit like add more nuggets to his meal. He wants to go with "it's cheaper and easier to eat there" then we can play that game too, he's that completely clueless about his own choices and actions. It's not really financial stuff but his dumbass excuse for his inability to stream since he's the "Mr. Rogers of YouTube" is the same thing, that was over a decade ago when he was still popular for doing the Francis shit.
He just always makes the laziest choice possible. Literally just sticking to a slight caloric defecit, cooking at home, walking his dog for 30-45 minutes a day, and streaming 2-3 hours a night would solve both his obesity and financial problems. He doesnt even have to give up soda as virtually every flavor has a sugar free variant.

Hell Im not even fat and Im on a bulk abd I switched to mountain dew zero sugar, sunkist sugar feee, coke zero, and milos sugar free just so I could have more room for actual food.
 
Sammy, too. Dez wanted to keep Sammy in the divorce, and Boogie kept him to spite her. Not only this, he went on Twitter and bragged about it, and said "it's what my therapist said a man should do :)", who are these therapists that give Boogie such good advice? The world needs them!
If this fat retard actually visited a therapist they'd fire him (yes, they can do that) because he would just refuse to do anything they fucking tell him, if he didn't just straight up walk out when they told him something even remotely critical. To Boogie, everything and everyone exists to serve him, he's such a prick and he doesn't even try to hide it. It's so evident in his relationships with Chad and Dez 2. They're both slaves to him.
Even if he just has a lot of expensive cards that are older they can quickly add up. I knew a couple of guys who turned their collections into down payments and the rarest things they had were unlimited lands.

My guess though if Boogie buylisted his cards he'd get $10-20k tops and the $50k is embellishment.
He won't sell shit because selling stuff takes effort and if he actually got of his fat ass and tried to fix things, he couldn't milk his financial situation for sympathy!
 
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I don't understand his anger in here. Like he very well said: He chose to be a doormat. He chose to paint himself as a perpetual weak pathetic victim. Negative consequences of him acting like a doormat are all his fault.
No one is scared of your Twitter seethings fat man, you’re so morbidly obese you can barely stand up and you got your shit pushed in on live TV by WingsofRedemption, the dude who cries when he gets trolled in CoD.

If you’re somehow more pathetic than Wings, you should consider putting less fast food and retard sex slaves in your diet, and replace them with a healthy dose of lead.
 
Boogie calls out CalebHammer and the Financial Audit that he was just featured on, clearly assmad about what a huge liar and how financially retarded he was exposed to be:
i'm currently watching this and as soon as I heard him talk shit about caleb, I automatically said "fuck you" but not an angry "fuck you", it's more like a "seriously?" kind of fuck you. you didn't buy the tesla? did you ask your chat to send you money so you could pay it off because you made such a financially retarded decision?

i don't even follow boogie but i've started to since the documentary dropped and i've just grown to not like boogie. i don't want to a-log or anything, just don't care for the fucker
 
Whats the real reason boogie doesnt want to stream again? I dont buy the whole "Im worried ill say stupid stuff" schtick
That's actually think that's the reason he doesn't stream as much. The rapists and nazis meltdown caused him to stop streaming games altogether and to only stream once a month since then.

Livestreams and podcasts aren't favorable formats for Boogie.

Hey look, Boogie is playing at being some kind of tough guy again and being really hamfisted about trying to hype up the next lolcow podcast!

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We're back to the "Boogie is done being nice and is now being a bad ass" part of the cycle. This never lasts long because he's a coward who's terrified of backlash. He makes this claim at least once a year.

And lol at him saying that he was "nice" online and that it's someone else's fault that he's no longer nice. Nigga, that just means you weren't a nice person to begin with. Faggot.

Are they all actual fucking morons? The obvious answer to not only the show's quality but also their financial woes is right in front of their faces: the show is called Lolcow LIVE. The show clearly needs to be done live with shit like a call-in line, TTS donation segments, reviewing superchats from the audience regularly, all that shit.
THIS! Lolcow Live sucks because it's not live. As we saw from the livestream with Keem and Wings which @bravosouth shared, the cows are way more "entertaining" when they're live, not edited down, thrown softballs or curated.

The show is doomed to fail, but of course Boogie will do whatever gay antics he needs to in order to stop this free attention from disappearing.

The fact that he went out of his way to splurge money on a dog always eludes me. I don't even know why people buy "purebred expensive dogs" to begin with, seems like such a faggot thing to do, a dog's a dog. But the fact that boogie spent money he didn't have on a loan to buy a dog to replace his old one and not even care for it that much makes me question if he's even that sane to begin with.
Boogie splurged on a new puppy to keep a sugar baby he hired around. This was no doubt a tactic to get some eggs into his basket and prevent her from leaving. She left anyway. We saw how Boogie tried something similar with Sammy and his ex-wife and I don't doubt that he tried the same with this whore. She was smarter than Dezi.

And finally for your viewing pleasure, the complete Dezi 18 year old virgin clip:

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BTW chat was SPAMMED with 14s when
And this is why Lolcow Live needs to be live. What a disastrous month this has been from Boogie. Of course nothing is Boogie's fault here.

Lol. I doubt Dezi was a virgin when she met Boogie. This is the same guy who's ex-wife was telling him that she "wasn't very sexual" and that Boogie is "the only guy she's ever been sexually attracted to". Insecure incels like Boogie have these lies told to them to shut them up and placate their egos. Dezi's probably been around the cock carousel a few times but probably told Boogie she's a virgin to keep him happy.

In Boogie's mind, there is nothing more alpha chad than fucking a virgin and he's probably been dying to let the world know that one. It makes him look pathetic either way.

It’s really not. A while ago Wings’ fiancé embarrassed him by telling a livestream that it was physically impossible to have sex with him due to the fat.
Great pick up. If Boogie gets pummelled by a more fit and athletic Wings in boxing match, how tf is Boogie capable of sex but Wings isn't? Are we forgetting that Boogie admitted he couldn't have penetrative sex on Reddit years ago?

I bet he is sorry as hell he said that about the puppy mill dog.
Yup. You could see in real-time how Boogie said that he hated Leo and then seconds later that he loved Leo. Instant backpedal, but he can't erase that clip from existence because it's not on his channel. Again, this is why this fat faggot needs to be on live platforms or platforms that he has no say on the final product.

Hilarious that he hates Caleb (someone who was trying to help him btw!) and Joon the King now. Man he so predictable with his pettiness. As I said previously, he probably secretly hates Clum as well.

Some tweets.

Boogie cries over Reddit for the 1,000,000th time:

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Cuckstar defends Boogie in the replies (Boogie retweeted this):

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"Boogie was clearly joking about hating the dog". Lmfao. Yeah okay bro. He's just daid this on livestream months ago, said it on Twitter, said it on Caleb's show and now said it on Lolcow Live. He's really committed to this bit! It's so funny that he hates this dog ha ha ha ha ha. He got me good!



Okay Boogie is right about the first part, he did say that. However, the second part he is guilty as hell for:

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Why tell your friends that Dezi is a 19yo virgin if you're not infantalizing her? Lmao. Dumbass. We're also discussing her age again for the millionth time.

Here's a bonus tweet of Boogie infantalizing Belle Delphine in response to someone commenting on him wanting to promote the Onlyfans of the whore he purchased the puppy for.


Nothing is less funny than DSP-bashing from Boogie. Fuck off:

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Someone responds to this tweet and he replies (he has since edited this tweet, I shall include that below):

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Another tweet to the responses:

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And another two:

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So here we have Boogie acting like he's taking ownership and is aware of how embarrassing his spending habits are. Watch as he continues pissing him money away on food. He would obviously be paying for whores if he still had the money. I mean it's still a possibility that Dezi is a paid whore. Boogie is a liar who's been trying to get a young whore to be his pretend girlfriend and co-star in his videos for the past 6 years.

I also just wanna take this moment to LOL at Boogie for being embarrassed for hiring whores. This nigga lied for years calling us incels for calling these "girlfriends" whores when they were all in fact, whores. Now he's casually admitting it. Fuck you Boogie.
 
Boogie has appeared on Caleb Hammer's financial audit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i5hv1YNcYIII'm just a few minutes in and he already won't shut the fuck up.

at 18:00 Boogie talks about his retarded teenage girlfriend and how "when I met her, she was getting her life together.... she was struggling with social anxiety"; Aka he groomed a retarded bitch into being his sex slave lol

at 25:55 Boogie talks about how he called his trolls "worse than Nazis", and how he had a "nervous breakdown". Obviously done to elicit sympathy from Caleb's viewers and show him to be some kind of cool and humble but broken guy (which he clearly is not)

Around 27:30 Booger starts talking about his stupid DMT experience that was in the shitty documentary that posted a few weeks back and how he really NEEDED it so that he could get rid of his "PTSD", again trying to get more sympathy

29:30: Boogle spent $5k on a purebred Poodle dog. lol, lmao even

30:15; it gets worse, Booga took out a LOAN for a fancy bed for his "leg and back issues" (that means he's fat) $600 down, $2500 6% loan, but IT'S LE OKAY because his doctor "Insisted" that he get this bed (shifting blame)

32:35: Bonga tries to say that you "can't feed 3 people for cheaper than $12" as a way to justify buying fast food. Caleb calls him out and tells him to buy shit from a store. Booba complains that walmart food doesn't "taste good"

37:40, Booja starts sperging about how yummy arby's is. he is autistic.

Lost track after 45 mins in lol.


Hey Featurefags, don't shit up the thread. read it first. thx :)
tons of excuses, while saying no excuses, it wasnt him being retarded he took bad advice! all his friends just told him to invest! except he admits if he stuck to the coin they did hed make bank but he went to stupid shitcoins and scams. i hate this fucking mindset so much, they didnt manipulate poor ol boogie poor son of a coal miner from shitstain buttfuck nowhere in whogivesashit, who just wanted to feed his family and make pa proud sniffle, you were gleefully just throwing away money on whores and wanted to gamble, and you did it in much stupider ways than your friends who found success. thats not their fault at all, and even if you could lay some sin on them that doesnt excuse yours at all it just means theyre also guilty of something else, they dont like split the blame of your crime theyd just be guilty of manipulation you of recklessness, still at full blame for yourselves.

the most famous thing about crypto is volatility and fluctuations, you either knew that or you knew fuck all of what you tossed a fortune on
 
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I don't think boogie is embarrassed about anything. Hes not even embarrassed over the Frank Hassle incident. Hes not embarrassed that he got baited in the most predictable way by a known professional antagonist who telegraphed his every move. Boogie has no intention of changing. He is the very essence of a man-child who very much wants, and does, act on his emotional impulses, and then later coats then in a nice veneer of "self-awareness" or "therapeutic reflection".

I love his fucking answer when he discussed the Hassle incident: UM SWEETIE :geek: lets break that Hassle incident down a bit, yea what I did was retarded, only resulted in me being punished, and was a thinly veiled attempt of rage induced coercement, but we can understand that he was messing with me. And people are only allowed to mess with me on my own terms, so I'm actually allowed to act however I want!

He really seemed to focus on how it was legally wrong in the finance interview and not morally wrong, or at the very least a poor lapse in judgement. I'm all for self defense and getting people the fuck off your property, but I think this is a unique case of overreaction, that really only ended in boogie predictably acting out over the insult to his ego.

I wish Caleb pressed boogie a little more because this was just a giant cope fest. Hes not going to get a job, his gf has too much ANXIETY, hes not going to stop eating fast food. I don't really like to reference peoples age as a critique but this nigger has been doing this shit for fucking 30+ years. Just KYS dude, you are beyond hope. The only thing you can get out of the interview might be some catharsis by telling him to KYS. He's not going to do one single thing differently, he had a fucking cope for everything. Boogie is a prostitute for sympathy willing to do anything and everything to weasel his way out of responsibility for his own childish behavior.
 
I hope Boogie stays mask off, but as much as I believe he's a petty cunt he is also incredibley week and incapable of losing his mind to criticism so out of self preservation he'll stop and say keem made him do it and shit

Always thought the best way for him to make a comeback is to do mukbangs with his mask off, and starting that stream with 2 of 4 tacos eaten and shit talking a youtuber he just worked with is a great start!
 
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