💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[ReasonablyRetarded]

I've been watching all the lolcow live stuff and while I've enjoyed *some* episodes, Boogie 110% will be the one to tank the show either directly or indirectly.

He has no redeeming qualities. He's incapable & unwilling of TRULY owning up to his bullshit, he just says whatever the other person wants to hear to get him off his back. Like a teenager who's parents are confronting him about something.

Unironically, I hope the fat faggot just dies of a stroke or something.
Not suicide, I don't want him to have that postmortem gratification of people saying "well see he really meant it whenever he said he was suicidal!!".
And he won't commit suicide. He's too much of a narc faggot to do that, he'll only say he'll do it to deflect and keep the tardbaby leashed to his orbit.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

• "Every grocery in the house is budget no-name brand, 100%" and they taste the same anyway (previously Boogie refused to buy chicken at Walmart because it "tastes bad")

He's right here though. Great Value is usually fine, but if you get chicken breast at Walmart it's always extremely rubbery

 

[Chuck McGill]

>not spending 3600/month on candles
ngmi

Even if he just has a lot of expensive cards that are older they can quickly add up. I knew a couple of guys who turned their collections into down payments and the rarest things they had were unlimited lands.

My guess though if Boogie buylisted his cards he'd get $10-20k tops and the $50k is embellishment.

This is not helped by the fact that we saw in the documentary, he doesn't list the cards himself, since that requires too much work. He drives on down to the local game shop and accepts half-value for them since he's too fucking spineless to negotiate at all and too desperate to get them to pound sand. And I distinctly recall a point where the owner tells them that the cards he's trying to sell have dropped in price, meaning either Boogie got swindled hard or he's not checking current prices nearly as often as he should. I love friendly local game shops as much as the next guy, but every one I've known that stays in business had some absolute sharks behind the counter. Works out well for me, some people's cardboard crack addictions pays for a spot where I can easily find other needs into tabletop.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

He's right here though. Great Value is usually fine, but if you get chicken breast at Walmart it's always extremely rubbery

if it came down to being homeless and eating tasteless rubbery chicken and shit tasting food

99% of people will eat the shit sandwhich to keep a roof over their heads, similar to how most parents will go without food to make sure their kids eat

the fact boogie uses taste to argue why he needs to each fast food tells me hes bullshitting about just how bad his finances are or the fat has leeched into his brain and made him significantly more retarded than i thought

 

[Collections Agent]

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>not spending 3600/month on candles
ngmi


This is not helped by the fact that we saw in the documentary, he doesn't list the cards himself, since that requires too much work. He drives on down to the local game shop and accepts half-value for them since he's too fucking spineless to negotiate at all and too desperate to get them to pound sand. And I distinctly recall a point where the owner tells them that the cards he's trying to sell have dropped in price, meaning either Boogie got swindled hard or he's not checking current prices nearly as often as he should. I love friendly local game shops as much as the next guy, but every one I've known that stays in business had some absolute sharks behind the counter. Works out well for me, some people's cardboard crack addictions pays for a spot where I can easily find other needs into tabletop.

Imagine having slips of paper worth several hundred dollars and you don't even take the 6 seconds it takes to look up current prices before you try to sell them

 

[Marc83]

(Stole the screen shot from @YaBoi)

He uses little 'zingers like this to manipulate his audience and it's so transparent. He'll name a fact, assume the position he's pushing as true by saying "and people know that". It just shows how shallow his opinion really is on a subject, Wings does it ALL the time "Like everybody knows that I'm a good person...etc...etc"

 

[Terfatron]

i don't want to a-log or anything, just don't care for the fucker

Don't be shy, we're all friends here.
I'll even start you off, I hope this disgusting pig dies in a ditch surrounded by absolutely no one at the age of 90.
The longer he suffers, the better

 

[bravosouth]

if it came down to being homeless and eating tasteless rubbery chicken and shit tasting food

A thousand times this, besides Boogie isn't even talking about the Great Value chicken breasts that can indeed be a bit rubbery or woody. They were talking about the frozen precooked fried chicken fillets that you can chuck in an air fryer for a pretty decent approximation of a Chick-fil-A sandwich, for probably less than half the price of a real one. Someone in Steven's predicament SHOULD just be buying plain chicken breast for his 'mostly sandwich' diet, but he can't even compromise for the lesser of two evils.

BTW I'm still hoping to find out how 3 x $5 chicken sandwiches @ Chick-fil-A work out to three people eating for $12. Maybe math works differently where I am but that is a bare minimum meal and costs $15 PLUS taxes.

It's actually fucking laughable to me how he little he claims to eat, it's like he has no idea how maintenance calories work. This fat fuck HAS TO eat in excess of 4k calories EVERY SINGLE DAY to maintain even just his claimed weight, let alone what he is probably up to by now. That single Chick-fil-A sandwich Boogie claims to eat for a meal is 440 calories, he GUARANTEED eats a minimum equivalent to at least 9 of those fried chicken sandwiches on a daily basis. Poor widdle Dezi probably gets filled by such a small meal but Steven is a titan of strength and doesn't even order sides (don't forget that Arby's has the best fries though guys!!).

It is literally physically impossible for Steven to eat what he claims to, unless it's 10 meals a day. Weight would be MELTING off him if he was, and that's how we'll know when he actually starts doing what he claims he does. He would literally be breaking the laws of physics and science, when the only thing he'll be breaking soon are the heavy duty weight scales he has to use.


EDIT: Boogie getting more widespread attention, Destiny took apart his financial audit.

 

[Terfatron]

Just saw this pop up. GamerFromMars has over a million subscribers so let's se how this goes down.

The comments are not in his favour

 

[bravosouth]

This is not helped by the fact that we saw in the documentary, he doesn't list the cards himself, since that requires too much work. He drives on down to the local game shop and accepts half-value for them since he's too fucking spineless to negotiate at all and too desperate to get them to pound sand. And I distinctly recall a point where the owner tells them that the cards he's trying to sell have dropped in price, meaning either Boogie got swindled hard or he's not checking current prices nearly as often as he should.

Take note that Boogie was previously 'invested' in this LGS and the owner is a personal friend of his, makes everything make even less sense.

Additionally I'm not addicted to cardboard crack but Boogie brought those cards to the shop unsleeved and loose in a cardboard card box, and one of the first things the buyer notes is their poor condition. I would be shocked if most of his collection including his heavy hitters are stored similarly carelessly, it's not like he doesn't have the time to go through and sleeve/binder at least the pricey cards...

 

[derthballs]

You forget he's potentially the laziest slob alive so other than that one card his friends bought for his 40th birthday that he bangs on about and has shown in videos all his cards will not have been looked after and probably covered in cheeto flakes to boot.

 

[Retink Retunk]

This is not helped by the fact that we saw in the documentary, he doesn't list the cards himself, since that requires too much work. He drives on down to the local game shop and accepts half-value for them since he's too fucking spineless to negotiate at all and too desperate to get them to pound sand. And I distinctly recall a point where the owner tells them that the cards he's trying to sell have dropped in price, meaning either Boogie got swindled hard or he's not checking current prices nearly as often as he should. I love friendly local game shops as much as the next guy, but every one I've known that stays in business had some absolute sharks behind the counter. Works out well for me, some people's cardboard crack addictions pays for a spot where I can easily find other needs into tabletop.

It's probably that Boogie isn't checking prices often as there was a big spike in prices a year back where most cards went to the moon and it has since settled, Boogie alludes to such in the Caleb interview as he mentions they only go up, except recently when they went down but are still above where they were a few years back.

I wouldn't call stores sharks, it's just that when they take in inventory like that they have to give shitty rates on everything but things like duals as most shit sits and as prices fluctuate they take on a lot of risk. If they sell on TCG Player or eBay they have to account for that 13% fee those platforms take on each sale minimum and shipping costs so that's factored into the pricing they offer as well. Right now a lot of place have reduced their buy lists or have taken them down due to the market crash which would probably fuck Boogie if he tried to sell the whole collection in one go.

Anyway, the point I'm making is in agreement with you, Boogie is lazy and selling cards is a spectrum of profit to effort, so the more effort you put in and the more bullshit you're willing to put up with when selling online the more money you'll make, with buy listing cards to a store being the least effort and least profit as you're paying for the reduction in risk and quick turnaround time.

 

[Terfatron]

Like lol
Apparently they lost their meta pc sponsorship dur yo wings saying the age of consent should be 12?
That's the kinda bs I expect from Boogie but wings also being a pedo like, ok?

 

[Tetra]

Like lol
Apparently they lost their meta pc sponsorship dur yo wings saying the age of consent should be 12?
That's the kinda bs I expect from Boogie but wings also being a pedo like, ok?
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I fucking hate wings detractors, complete psychos. Figures they'd do something like this.

 

[YaBoi]

Like lol
Apparently they lost their meta pc sponsorship dur yo wings saying the age of consent should be 12?
That's the kinda bs I expect from Boogie but wings also being a pedo like, ok?
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Beat me to it, just saw the clip Wings 007 posted of Wings talking about this.

Ha, all I could think of was how fast Wings' autistic trolls took to get Meta PCs to wash their hands of him. Meanwhile, Booger, the man who's trolls are worse than rapists and nazis can't even be fucked doing that. It really speaks volumes of who has the more volatile detractors of the two.

Blows my mind that Meta PCs have supported Boogie for so long. It must be at least two years of support at this point. I wonder if they'll drop him in light of these review bombs? Boogie might finally have a reason to cry that his sponsors got review bombed instead of lying about it.

Spoiler: Gayops

 

[Chainsaw Juggler]

Not sure if Boogie's own sponsorship with Meta PCs will get caught up in this, but the podcast is going to be in a rough spot with Wings trolls going after their sponsors. Keemstar is right to be worried and it makes a lot of sense why he berated Boogie about the RTUSA appearance. Boogie is getting an unusual amount of attention right now with Clum's documentary and now Caleb's finance shakedown video. But the podcast is not one of the places people are flocking to because Boogie is boring and retarded there and the drama is all fake, forced and gay clickbait.

The podcast isn't a source for actual Boogie meltdowns, it's become another reaction channel to Boogie shit even though Boogie's on the panel. And once they slide into that role, they are competing with reaction channels that do it way, way better than them because good channels do a good job deconstructing Boogie and showing how fake and terrible he is while the podcast has nothing.

I said it from day 1 but if the podcast doesn't make the cows actually uncomfortable (and not in a fake theater way) it's going to fail. Put them live, have callers call in and berate them, do something.

 

[xerxes]

Regarding the whole boogie2988 only eats fast food accusations, I'm reminded of several videos where he always had paper plates. Never a single 'ceramic' plate like you or I would have, which would require washing and drying. Then you have the instances of dog shit on his carpet and those gripper stick things (I don't know the name of them), it would seem he is beyond lazy. Also, why would he have such things if he had the 'roommates' doing duties?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

This is Disgusting (The Backup Plan)

• Boogie purchases A LOT of Magic The Gathering cards and they are worth a lot of money.
• Conservative valuation of the collection according to Boogie: $50K if he bulk sold it tomorrow
• Boogie will continue to sell a card or two periodically because the market is going nowhere but up
• Caleb suggest selling $16k worth to knock out all of the high interest debt
• Boogie says he must maintain the loans to keep building his credit score for his next medical emergency loan
• Boogie will focus on re-engaging with YouTube because the ad revenue doesn't cost his fans anything and he doesn't want their money
• Caleb says all the pity-partying and begging for money is turning people off. Boogie says he's done with that (Press X).

If you're going to waste your money on stupid shit, at least buy things that are easy to flip. Yes, things like Magic Cards and arcade cabinets are indeed worth a lot of money, but that means fuck all if there are no available or willing buyers.

 

[Collections Agent]

If you're going to waste your money on stupid shit, at least buy things that are easy to flip. Yes, things like Magic Cards and arcade cabinets are indeed worth a lot of money, but that means fuck all if there are no available or willing buyers.

Magic cards are extremely easy to flip with sites like tcgplayer.com. However, Boogie for some reason decided that instead of listing them at-price online and losing 10-12% in fees/shipping costs he is going to sell them IRL for half their worth to a card store he goes to.

I guarentee that card buyer is just doing what I just said, putting them online and either selling them in store or online, whatever comes first for a tidy profit.

He is literally so lazy he would rather just throw his cards at someone IRL for 50% than manage an online storefront and make 80-90% value.

 

[TheTourist]

If you're going to waste your money on stupid shit, at least buy things that are easy to flip. Yes, things like Magic Cards and arcade cabinets are indeed worth a lot of money, but that means fuck all if there are no available or willing buyers.

you mean like a gun?