Boogie was going to buy a Tesla and kit it out as a DeLorean and make it into a show car, (on the advice of "a friend" who works at some car museum) because it was a smart investment as Ready Player One had just come out
He has a car show friend now too? What's weird to me about all these friends Boogie has (calm down, people reading this because of the feature, I know they're imaginary) is that they never hang out or go to any weird museums with him; they all just pop into his life to give
horrible advice and then leave again.
I know chronic liars think the rest of us are all idiots, but the most insulting thing about him blaming all his bad choices on his FBI friend or his PR firm friend or his dog trainer friend or his lawyer friend or his cop friend or his masturbation friend or sex worker friend or his retired youtube friend isn't that he expects this excuse to always work with no one noticing the pattern, it's that he expects us to believe he has this many friends.
And don't forget those 7 black girlfriends!
Caleb points out fast food purchases 2 or 3 times every single day. "Well I already told you we spend $15 dollars on fast food a day"
I think Boogie doesn't even listen to himself when he talks because half this shit makes no sense. I honestly believe at this point he just panics and starts blurting out words until he's vomitted so many at you that you either lose track of it all or just get annoyed and give up.
I really hate this line. I see people use it all the time, both people who are poor themselves, but also those speaking about the poor. "They/we were never taught!"
There's a big fucking difference between never being taught where to find good financial advice and/or growing up in an environment with bad financial education, and someone who doesn't even grasp the basic concept of "You can't spend the same dollar twice."
You don't need a financial education for that. You just need a kindergarten-level understanding of resource management.
I also hate this excuse with a passion.
I won't PL but I do know from experience that growing up poor, yeah I was never taught to save by any one else, but after you've gone enough days without food you learn how to make every dollar count pretty quickly.
I don't understand how lazy or stupid people think this is a valid excuse, especially now when we have so much information just at our fingertips.
If we were all dependent as adults exclusively on the things our parents sat us down and taught us, half the world would be eating lightbulbs because, well, their parents didn't specifically teach them not to!
And at 50? No one sounds UwU or sympathetic at that age pulling out that excuse, they sound spoiled rotten because they made it 50 years without having to learn.
$3,448 left on the dog loan which Boogie claimed was $1000 "worst investment of my life because I don't even like the dog"
Oh Boogie, it was never about liking the dog; you paid that money in on a scheme to emotionally blackmail a prostitute into becoming a True And Honest Girlfriend From The Ground Up. If it had worked you'd love him, but since it didn't you're burdened with a lifetime of responsibility for another living thing!
Congratulations, you now can relate to every women who has tried to baby trap a man but had him walk out anyway! At least yours won't have to go to college.
The End of the video; unfortunately not the end of Boogie's life. Financial score 1.5/10.
Thank you for your amazing break down, I just have one question:
One thing I wanted to point out immediately that I don't think I've seen anyone post about yet: there was no mention of Boogie's second home/property throughout this entire episode
And there it is!
I just kept waiting for this to pop up in Crater's breakdown and can't believe it wasn't even mentioned. Makes you wonder what other assets and expenses Boogie just isn't mentioning in this third iteration of his totally-true-finances.
It also blows my mind how wildly different each of his breakdowns have been, and how obvious it is that he's trying to make his situation seem so much worse than it is but his ego just will not let him commit to the bit. If he thought it would make him look like a big man in front of others he'd claim he bought the Playboy mansion and has enough to keep all the bunnies employed for the next 5 years.
change literally nothing and simply hope that more money starts landing in his pocket somehow.
I know I'm stating the obvious but this is what he's
begging for someone to tell him. He wants to be told he's unemployable, he wants to be told its not his fault he's in debt, he wants to be told his food budget isn't the problem, or his new iphone, or any of his plastic crap, that way he can just stay fat and lazy and be justified doing so.
You don't have to stop eating Macdonalds three times a day if you can blame being fat on your genetics, thyroid, metabolism, medication, mental illness etc
You don't have to stop paying for pussy if she's not a hooker but a mentally and socially retarded dependent (which says a lot if the latter is the option that makes you look better somehow)
And most importantly you don't have to stop buying magic cards, scrolling twitter and telling the internet what a great guy you are all day
if it's your job.
That's all this, his ebegging video and Clum's breakdown of his finances and all the lies, excuses, and half truths his given in each has been about. Fat, Spoiled Boogie just wants all the adults of the world to pat him on the head, tell him its not his fault and to go back to playing with his toys while they sort it all out.
And the best part is that even if that happened, even if it somehow did all work out that way, Boogie would still complain it isn't good enough and twist it all to be a victim.
