💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[Vibe_Guy]

Thank you Boogie for telling us about how you had sex before the podcast, and how you have sex logistically and how your lard body can prop itself up to do doggy after the operation. Also I am INCREDIBLY thankful for your insightful comment on how your gf turns you on when she sleeps in her PJ's (or sleeps at all). Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!

As a token of my gratitude, I wrote a poem just on the off chance you read my comment, ready? Ok here we go! (please don't judge my peace too harshly it's my first time writing for such a high profile guy so I'm nervous )

Spoiler: a poem to boogie

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Thank you in advance I love your content don't listen to the haters

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Boogie has appeared on Caleb Hammer's financial audit.

I'm just a few minutes in and he already won't shut the fuck up.

Spoiler: Some interesting timestamps

at 18:00 Boogie talks about his retarded teenage girlfriend and how "when I met her, she was getting her life together.... she was struggling with social anxiety"; Aka he groomed a retarded bitch into being his sex slave lol

at 25:55 Boogie talks about how he called his trolls "worse than Nazis", and how he had a "nervous breakdown". Obviously done to elicit sympathy from Caleb's viewers and show him to be some kind of cool and humble but broken guy (which he clearly is not)

Around 27:30 Booger starts talking about his stupid DMT experience that was in the shitty documentary that posted a few weeks back and how he really NEEDED it so that he could get rid of his "PTSD", again trying to get more sympathy

29:30: Boogle spent $5k on a purebred Poodle dog. lol, lmao even

30:15; it gets worse, Booga took out a LOAN for a fancy bed for his "leg and back issues" (that means he's fat) $600 down, $2500 6% loan, but IT'S LE OKAY because his doctor "Insisted" that he get this bed (shifting blame)

32:35: Bonga tries to say that you "can't feed 3 people for cheaper than $12" as a way to justify buying fast food. Caleb calls him out and tells him to buy shit from a store. Booba complains that walmart food doesn't "taste good"

37:40, Booja starts sperging about how yummy arby's is. he is autistic.

Lost track after 45 mins in lol.

Hey Featurefags, don't shit up the thread. read it first. thx

 

[Annealing Crater]

Watching Notes for Boogie's claims and Audit Details: First section of the video: Job and Income

• Boogie has been living in Arkansas for 25 years
• Boogie didn't move to LA when he became YouTube famous because he was "LA poor and Arkansas rich"
• Boogie complains that because of the Walmart heirs spending too much money in the area that Arkansas cost of living has become "REALLY Expensive"
• Boogie was really really close to being a millionaire for just 2 days because of $780k-800k of crypto which then lost half its value overnight
• Boogies biggest regret is that he originally invested in Ethereum because "a few" friends became Ethereum millionaires
  • Initial investment of $200,000 (in 2019, no 2020, no 2019, actually 2018!)
  • Went down to $80,000
  • Boogie left the money in Ethereum and didn't worry because he was making $10k-15k a month in income ("incredible wealth, more than he could ever hope to spend")
  • Ethereum went up to $200,000 again and Boogie gambled all of it on unspecified Altcoins
  • If he stayed in Ethereum he would have 1.5 million right now
  • Every single person he knew, friends, other YouTubers, told him not to use traditional investments/stocks and put everything in crypto
    • Blamedrops McJuggerNuggets, KidBehindACamera
  • No on told Boogie it was too late in the game to invest in Crypto, claims to have bought ethereum at 280
  • "not to make any excuses, but I didn't come from money, I'm the son of a coal miner"
  • No one ever taught Boogie how to use money

 

[TyrasGuard]

I don't get why people even talk to him anymore, every conversation with Boogie goes only one way.

 

[bravosouth]

How did Boogie only make $17.99 in a single month on merch? Isn't a single shirt more expensive than that..?

Not to mention hasn't he bragged about selling shirts here and there? If this is a monthly payment as it appears to be he made like less than a single sale during October somehow? Nice one Boogie, really killing it there.

 

[sure]

I'm not sure when I'll be able to give this a full watch through, but I skipped around a bit to the budget part of the video, and boogie's main concern with his credit score is that he wants to be in a position where he can be approved for a loan in the event of a medical emergency. he then immediately takes a sip from his can of mountain dew. this brief interaction speaks volumes on just how much of a glutton this fat faggot really is. still eating like shit, still drinking soda, still has no regard for his own health, but seems to think that doctors and a medical loan will be able to bail him out once shit finally hits the fan with his health.

 

[Bogliacci]

So is Boogie hoping that doing this media circuit with the documentary and now going on Caleb's show for the "bad financial decision" porn as I like to call it, that he's going to get new fans? Or money is going to be generated somehow? That he'll get more hate viewers? He's just a fucked up exhibitionist narc?

 

[derthballs]

So the paging chad 1500 bucks a month was lies, he’s claiming two roommates ( not including dez2.0) are both paying him money a month .

The lies are unravelling here big time.

He’s just admitted he hates Leo and doesn’t like him

He still owes 3500 bucks on Leo

Surprise surprise boogies total monthly outlay is far less than the 7500 he has been claiming for the past 6 months.

 

[Professional Noticer]

Watching Notes for Boogie's claims and Audit Details: First section of the video: Job and Income

• Boogie has been living in Arkansas for 25 years
• Boogie didn't move to LA when he became YouTube famous because he was "LA poor and Arkansas rich"
• Boogie complains that because of the Walmart heirs spending too much money in the area that Arkansas cost of living has become "REALLY Expensive"
• Boogie was really really close to being a millionaire for just 2 days because of $780k-800k of crypto which then lost half its value overnight
• Boogies biggest regret is that he originally invested in Ethereum because "a few" friends became Ethereum millionaires
  • Initial investment of $200,000 (in 2019, no 2020, no 2019, actually 2018!)
  • Went down to $80,000
  • Boogie left the money in Ethereum and didn't worry because he was making $10k-15k a month in income ("incredible wealth, more than he could ever hope to spend")
  • Ethereum went up to $200,000 again and Boogie gambled all of it on unspecified Altcoins
  • If he stayed in Ethereum he would have 1.5 million right now
  • Every single person he knew, friends, other YouTubers, told him not to use traditional investments/stocks and put everything in crypto
    • Blamedrops McJuggerNuggets, KidBehindACamera
  • No on told Boogie it was too late in the game to invest in Crypto, claims to have bought ethereum at 280
  • "not to make any excuses, but I didn't come from money, I'm the son of a coal miner"
  • No one ever taught Boogie how to use money

Its always someone else's fault, isn't it Boogie?
You are just a poor little UwU 50 year old boy lost in this world and bad people just take advantage of you, isn't it?

 

[Evilronald]

Watching Notes for Boogie's claims and Audit Details: First section of the video: Job and Income

• Boogie has been living in Arkansas for 25 years
• Boogie didn't move to LA when he became YouTube famous because he was "LA poor and Arkansas rich"
• Boogie complains that because of the Walmart heirs spending too much money in the area that Arkansas cost of living has become "REALLY Expensive"
• Boogie was really really close to being a millionaire for just 2 days because of $780k-800k of crypto which then lost half its value overnight
• Boogies biggest regret is that he originally invested in Ethereum because "a few" friends became Ethereum millionaires
  • Initial investment of $200,000 (in 2019, no 2020, no 2019, actually 2018!)
  • Went down to $80,000
  • Boogie left the money in Ethereum and didn't worry because he was making $10k-15k a month in income ("incredible wealth, more than he could ever hope to spend")
  • Ethereum went up to $200,000 again and Boogie gambled all of it on unspecified Altcoins
  • If he stayed in Ethereum he would have 1.5 million right now
  • Every single person he knew, friends, other YouTubers, told him not to use traditional investments/stocks and put everything in crypto
    • Blamedrops McJuggerNuggets, KidBehindACamera
  • No on told Boogie it was too late in the game to invest in Crypto, claims to have bought ethereum at 280
  • "not to make any excuses, but I didn't come from money, I'm the son of a coal miner"
  • No one ever taught Boogie how to use money

What a retard, if he had cashed out the 1.5 million and let’s say paid a 3rd of it in taxes he could’ve put the money in a dividend paying stock and had a nice income from that. Could’ve gone back to just making YouTube content for fun and probably ended up more successful doing that then trying at it. Most content creators are successful when it isn’t forced, and when they sell out for money is when things get bad for them.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Kudos, Tesla, and We Gotta Crank Sections

• All of Boogie's remaining money is the equity in his house. If he sells it he would have a nest egg of $300,000 to invest "smartly this time" and live off the dividends
• Boogie will not buy Crypto again and will hire a professional financial advisor next time
• Boogie asked nicely for financial help from the internet last year and he was "publicly shamed" and people "provided no value"
• He only asked the one time because he had severe health problems and needed help with medical bills
• Caleb brings up the Tesla donation begging video which Boogie claims was "just a bit like I never bought a Tesla"
• Boogie was going to buy a Tesla and kit it out as a DeLorean and make it into a show car, (on the advice of "a friend" who works at some car museum) because it was a smart investment as Ready Player One had just come out
• He paid $2,500 towards the Tesla then realized it was a stupid decision and cancelled it "but at that point why not just play the character" and begged for money
• Boogie thinks it is "fascinating" that people thought he actually bought the car
• Boogie actually got a used Toyota Corolla for cheap before the prices went crazy for $21,000
• He wanted to build up his credit so paid $12,000 and got a loan for the rest; he still owes $1,000 or $2,000 on the loan which is "not very much" to him
• Boogie doesn't stream more often because he gets "very anxious" since he has gotten in trouble for his "very Andy Kaufman-esque character"
• People like shock comedy from shock jock comedians, but not from the person that "some people" have branded the Mr. Rogers of YouTube
• Boogie "never" asks for subs or donations, because against the character he plays he actually hates crowdsourcing for money
• Boogie does not refuse to get a job, he just doesn't think he could (Caleb: Well you're losing all your subscribers so you can get a job now! Boogie: That's not something I would ever say.)
• "The prostitution numbers are rounded up and Mike admitted they are rounded up and adjusted"
• "Dropping character" the prostitution money was actually just spent travelling to the Game Awards, etc.
• Boogie plans to leave his child bride "destitute," and she will still be better off than when she started because she's not in it for the money but for the "life experience"
• Boogie has never been at risk for losing his house: suspects he can sell for $400,000, the identical house across the street sold for "$5 millio-,uh, I mean $500,000"
• Boogie has sold everything he owns to continue paying the mortgage
• "Not comfortable" saying who they are, but there are 2 roommates paying rent

Boogie's Claimed Income so Far

• Ad Revenue $44,688.96 in the last year (mostly from the documentary)
• The Lolcow podcast is expected to bring in at least $2,000 a month for Boogie
• Expects YouTube income to settle at $3,000 a month after the documentary spike ends
• Patreon $122.29 per month (Boogie never uses it, promotes it, or asks for money)
• Facebook $76.96 per month (sponsor)
• Twitch $217.72 per month
• Merch $17.99

Expenses

• $2,100 mortgage
• $800 health insurance
• Unspecified utilities, bills, adding up to $7,000 in expenses each month in total

 

[derthballs]

I can’t believe what I’m hearing, boogie claiming to be doing a 40 hour work week at the moment, HOW???

 

[Annealing Crater]

Biggest Asset

• Purchase price of house $275,000, refinanced because of divorce in 2018, loan became $207,000 after paying more money down (interest rate 4.374%)
• Boogie can't move away from Arkansas because of his medical care, there is nowhere else to live there other than moving to a $900 dollar a month apartment or $1,300 in a duplex, which would be the same he pays now considering the roommates' rent contributions
• Boogie should have paid off the house when he had $1.3 million (his total income at his peak)
• "This is not an excuse, but I was in a bad headspace in 2018"
• Boogie only didn't kill himself on Christmas of 2018 because of his dog, postponed death date to his birthday so his roommate could bond with the dog
• Boogie did mushrooms with a shaman right before killing himself again in the summer of 2019 which saved his life
• Boogie is still alive 4 years later but it has "not been great" but he has moved on and is not suicidal anymore
• Boogie had a mental breakdown in 2019 and called his detractors worse than Nazis which is obviously not true and hyperbole and he didn't mean it but you're not allowed to say that
• Before this he was making $5k, $10k a month from livestreaming on Twitch 3 hours a night 5 days a week
• Caleb: a very successful streamer thinks you can make $20k streaming consistently on Kick. Boogie: No, only if I could keep my foot out of my mouth, even on Kick I couldn't... uhh for whatever reason
• In March there was very intense therapy and shrooms, Boogie has turned it all around again by curing his PTSD which was his biggest issue that caused all his problems
• Egotistical, self-centered, defensive Boogie is gone forever. Boogie would never have participated in this audit without the mushrooms
• "The dumbest purchase [Boogie] has ever made" was the purebred miniature poodle: they normally cost $3000 but Boogie paid $5000 (he had $180,000 in the bank at the time)
• Despite his savings, Boogie took out a loan for the dog ($112 per month still being paid. $1000 left to pay off)
• No idea what's left on the car loan, it's either the final payment or there are 3 payments left
• 3rd loan for an adjustable bed ($2500 plus $500 down payment)

 

[Spunt]

Expenses

• $2,100 mortgage
• $800 health insurance
• Unspecified utilities, bills, adding up to $7,000 in expenses each month in total

Spend less on candles.

 

[Annealing Crater]

The Whole Truth

• No credit card debt, except for the past few months, but it will be paid off on the 20th of this month ($950)
• Caleb notices Boogie has only ~$30 of available credit left, is surprised. Boogie: I'm still gonna build my credit so I'll just pay a little bit. Caleb: why the fuck do you need to build your credit score you already have a house? Boogie: Uhh because I have to sell the house and move Caleb: Why will you have to sell? Boogie: the $2100 mortgage payment is really hard
• LATE PAYMENT FEE OCTOBER 31st! DECEMBER 1st!
• Brand new Iphone?! Boogie: no dude the phone was free Verizon traded us an iPhone 7 for that!
• Very important purchase, Chick-fil-A -- "dude you eat, don't you eat? I eat, people eat. I eat a lot!" Caleb: you don't have to eat out if you can't afford to live
• Boogie can't cook a meal for three people for less than $12 dollars at Chick-fil-A. Caleb: you did not feed 3 people with $12 dollars at Chick-fil-A Boogie: a chicken sandwich is just $5 each
• "We eat out 2 or 3 days a week and it adds up to $15 dollars"
• Boogie ate Chic-fil-A for breakfast the morning of the interview, claims it was worth it for free nuggets with the app. Caleb points out he also ate a free breakfast buffet at the hotel.
• Boogie has a food budget of $300 dollars a month that includes "mostly groceries" and eating out for 3 people so its fine for him to keep buying fast food
• The majority of the time Boogie eats at home: tacos, shrimp pasta, burgers when they splurge
• "It would be more expensive to travel home and back to eat tacos" so Chic-fil-A today was a financially sound purchase
• Boogie reveals that when he said he paid off the credit card every month, he meant he only paid the minimum balance every time
• Bank statement since coming down for the interview: gas, McDonalds, Chic-fil-A, Starbucks ("love me a pink drink $5 every couple of days")
• $100 coming in from a Cameo
• Streamyards fee barely breaking even
• Walmart, can't tell what the purchases are, "most of them are just meds" Testosterone is $200 a month
• McDonalds, papa Johns, starbucks, mcdonalds, chic-fil-a, in a few days

 

[DeusVult]

I just want to point out how fucking fat this fagot's face got.

Spoiler: Before

Spoiler: Now

400 lbs my ass, he's close to his pre-surgery weight. Also you can see him sipping mountain dew and the can is often visible in the lower left corner. No idea whether it is diet or not.

P.S Also this Caleb guy did some pushback against Booger's bullshit, it was nowhere near enough and let the fat cow tell its sob stories for some reason instead of telling him to shut the fuck up. The only people who handled properly Booger were Frank Hassle on killstream and Mutahar on ReviewTechUsa and every single time there was an epic meltdown. Yes, Mutahar is a giant fucking bitch for pussying out retroactively.

 

[Annealing Crater]

Why do you do all this?

• Boogie explains he had the discipline to do the weight loss surgery because he was going to die immediately, but since he now imagines dying in 20 years or so before he turns 60 its far away and he has no food discipline. Caleb: you're 50
• Starbucks, lots of Starbucks,
• Tokyo house, very expensive "it's a business-er it's a write-off" A write off of what? "haha"
• Prime video, Starbucks, Starbucks, Arby's ("the value is surprising") , Burger King, Netflix, Starbucks, Hulu (cancelled), Disney +, Starbucks, Starbucks, Arby's
• Caleb: if you did not spend $25 every single day going out to eat the credit card debt would be half gone. Boogie: yeah we spend about $12-15 on food a day, ok lets call it $15 that's very fair.
• Starbucks accounts for almost another half of the credit card debt
• "The only reason I'm not 600 pound's is that the surgery is doing it's job. I weigh 400."
• Boogie will need a knee replacement when he goes back home
• Lots of Amazon and Panda Express
• Multiple payments at gas stations every week, Boogie claims he doesn't drive a lot, only puts in gas once a week, denies buying food or drinks when pressed
• Starbuck, Starbucks, Burger King, Dominos, Starbucks, Starbucks, Golden Corral
• Caleb points out fast food purchases 2 or 3 times every single day. "Well I already told you we spend $15 dollars on fast food a day"
• Boogie pays an editor to handle all of his videos (minimum wage)
• Boogie changes his total food budget from $300 to $600 dollars per month only on fast food. Caleb: hold on doing the math, its $900 a month. "I generally say $600 month for budgeting, but yeah its more like $900."
• Boogies food expenses are only so high because he feeds himself, his girlfriend, and two roommates. Also the 2 roommates do all the housework and "one dinner a month" is way cheaper than hiring real help, so that's why the food budget is so high
• Boogie says he would never do so much and get paid so little to help a friend as his roommates are, but out of respect he doesn't want to divulge any details about their "situation"
• How much are the roommates paying in rent? Boogie: Uhhh, umm, it's not just... they are very private people so I don't want to get into it

 

[thejackal2]

It's all so tiring. His entire persona is now "I'm a broke fat LOLcow". The fact of the matter is he's sitting on the equity in two homes (the one his mom left to him and his own) and absolute worst case scenario he could sell them, buy an RV and live with Randy and crew at a trailer park gorging himself on marcos pizza and hookers until he dies.

Just to pick out one lunacy -- he is NOT ever going to get a fucking knee replacement. They will never operate on a 500lb blob that will be non compliant.

 

[Haramburger]

"We eat out 2 or 3 days a week and it adds up to $15 dollars"

"Press X to Doubt" x100 with turbo on

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Wow, thanks boogie for talking about how you're basically Andy Kaufman, how you wanted to kill yourself and how you're just paying your gf with "life experience", very related to your finances, you fucking nigger.
For the big guy this was just an opportunity to retell the same stories again and victimizing himself yet again. He's not interested in sorting his money problems out, just controlling the narrative now that everyone is against him.
Speaking of his money problems, he once again said that he needed 7000 bucks every month to keep his standard of living. Then lower you standard of living? You don't NEED to eat goyslop every day, you don't NEED to live in that specific house, you don't NEED to have others living rent free. 90% of your problems will be gone if you stop being a fat fuck. But he still refuses to change. The gall of this guy, he literally sips from his can of mountain dew after discussing health issue. What a fucking faggot.