💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Why would Boogie think more is coming from Keem? He signed a contract that said 10k, a flight (2 seats no doubt) hotel and meals. Not bad for 30 seconds of relatively weak punches. He had no expenses, including medical, whatever his lies are. His face is red and bruised but no broken bones, no split lips, no eyes swollen shut. Unless he counts ice as a medical expense there is nothing.

Why would Keem give him more dinero? He got what he agreed to. Even if Keem made a million bucks on this, he owes Boogie nothing more and isn’t going to slide him cash just for being him. It’s like Jeff Bezo’s first delivery driver insisting Jeff keep slipping him money long after his job was done.

Unless Keem thinks people want to continue to see Boogie in the ring, it’s over. Plus, knowing Boogie can’t fight or take a punch, the novelty is over and the potential lawsuit risk too great. (Even if Boogie signs a release, they aren’t foolproof.) Booger lied and said he trained the first time and maybe a few outside of the farms believed it, but now everybody knows he won’t.

The more he opens his mouth, the less (minor) respect he gets so any bump he might have got is evaporating.

Weird analogy, but Wings reminds me of a Eeyore or ghetto Prince Harry. He is never happy and everything is somebody else’s fault, including his temper and behavior. Boogs is Meghan-she maneuvered herself into a sweet position but her narcissistic and entitled personality filled with lies makes everybody hate her and she ends up destroying what she touches.

Trish has little in common with Boogie except she’s a fat cow. In the old days of the internet, she was a really good troll, few understood what she was doing and she was funny because everybody believed her. Like many OG YouTubers, she huffed her farts one too many times, stopped trolling and started to be serious, wasn’t quite sure where to go when she caused a bunch of hayders, and made a mess of her life. (A caveat is I haven’t seen her in years so maybe she got it together, but somehow, I doubt it, do cows ever?)
 
Within 10 minutes of getting home, Boogie is already arguing with trolls:

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I've heard this in passing before but it never clicked. Boogie has 2 roommates? When did he acquire the 2nd one? Who is it? His excuse here kind of makes sense though, so I'll give him the benefit of doubt.

The troll then fires back with this. Boogie's response is hilarious and completely nonsensical:

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Why would that be stupid to suggest? Why would you have to be smart to know that Boogie took 90% of it home in a doggy bag and never ate it? How is anyone meant to know that? You are enormous and so is your friend. It actually makes complete sense to assume that you downed that in one sitting (and then had peach cobbler).

We're meant to believe that two ham planets ordered large portions of food, filmed it, ate 10 percent of what was on the table and then took the rest home to not eat? They just bought the food and threw it away? Wtf. This is only slightly more retarded than some of his past excuses, so perhaps Wings has smashed even less sense into Boogie's coom brain.

Anyway, it's refreshing to see Boogie making an ass of himself on Twitter again. He gained some new followers and he's about to quickly lose them all if he continues acting like this. He really does piss away every good opportunity he gets.
 
YaBoi dijo:
Why would that be stupid to suggest? Why would you have to be smart to know that Boogie took 90% of it home in a doggy bag and never ate it? How is anyone meant to know that? You are enormous and so is your friend. It actually makes complete sense to assume that you downed that in one sitting (and then had peach cobbler).

We're meant to believe that two ham planets ordered large portions of food, filmed it, ate 10 percent of what was on the table and then took the rest home to not eat? They just bought the food and threw it away? Wtf. This is only slightly more retarded than some of his past excuses, so perhaps Wings has smashed even less sense into Boogie's coom brain.
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In his 10+ years of being terminally online, I don't recall that Boogie has ever been caught on camera carrying leftovers. Just saying.
 
Wings managed to prove himself in the ring? Good for him. He deserves a nice W every now and then. I had a feeling he'd come out on top, though not by so much. Boogie regularly talks up the shit he's going to do on social media and then never follows through with it, and that's not something you can just do and get away with when you're boxing somebody. I also assume Wings has been in more actual physical altercations (or at least more situations resembling them) than Boogie has, given that Wings was, if I'm not mistaken, brought up in a shitty ghetto hood filled with niggos. Boogie clamors on and on about all the "bullying" he supposedly went through as a kid, but the way he talks about fights portrays the image of someone who's only ever seen them on TV... and that's not even factoring in his extreme pathological lying and inaccurate narcissistic retelling of past events.

By the way, Big ups for Wings finally gracing us with footage of Boogie getting fucked up. That's like the Holy Grail of Boogie thread regulars... AnOminous must be very happy with this development.
 
Chainsaw Juggler dijo:
Let's keep in mind that his "strategy" as he claims was to outlast a guy who is ~13 years younger than him and has more reach than his stubby TRex arms, Boogie will throw zero punches until the other guy gasses out, and then magically have the stamina left in the tank to stage an epic comeback. How did he see this fight going down exactly? Did he imagine it where Wings would punch him in the gut a few times and then he'd laugh it off like King Hippo?
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So he went for the Homer Simpson approach to boxing.
 
That was fantastic. The whole event was a hilarious shit show but that was a perfect ending. I hope we get more lolcow boxing in the future, I always have a blast watching it.
 
Watched the livestream when it happened. It was everything anyone could've hoped for short of a FATality. Ralph coping about how he'd totally fight Wings out of one side of his mouth while already making excuses about how he won't be fat enough for it to get sanctioned was somehow even more pathetic than Boogie1488's showing though.
 
Boogie kept turning his head meaning he was getting hit in the back of it a number of times, the ref 100% made the right call.

Not sure I have ever seen anyone give up in any fighting sport like that before, like after the first punch wing pulled Boogie knew he would lose and thought "why even try"
 
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Can we just point out that this was Boogie's first time out of the states and instead of taking the opportunity to see some sights in London, he is already back home and didn't make any travel content. So not only did he put zero effort into the fight and ended up embarrassing himself (...including the taped shorts), he didn't even bother to expand his horizons beyond Arkansas or fucking Ripley's.

Just sort of goes to show he's such a narrow minded, dull, sloth. All he wants to do is eat and pretend to play videogames occasionally.

In a week or two this will be largely forgotten and his views & Twitter engagement will be back in the toilet. This is no comeback for fatfuck2988 and merely a giant L all around.
 
Swole McPole dijo:
They know that now that Dez is gone, the fat man has nobody to wipe his ass. His arms certainly won't reach that far.

They taped up his shorts in a desperate attempt to avoid exposing the audience to a few megatons of hazardous biological waste.
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If he ended up mooning the audience it would have been memed to hell and back i imagine
 
TroonFiringSquad dijo:
Can we just point out that this was Boogie's first time out of the states and instead of taking the opportunity to see some sights in London, he is already back home and didn't make any travel content. So not only did he put zero effort into the fight and ended up embarrassing himself (...including the taped shorts), he didn't even bother to expand his horizons beyond Arkansas or fucking Ripley's.
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This is archetypal Boogie. The big fat fuck has literally no curiosity about anything in the world except getting his belly filled with greasy shite, and getting his dick rubbed by some skanky gothic teenager.

London is a fantastic, world class city with some remarkable galleries, museums, restaurants, cathedrals, palaces, theatres, etc. etc. Whatever your interest might be, London has somewhere to cater to those tastes. You've just earned a free ten grand, so you *could* have the holiday of a lifetime.

But this big, fat, know-nothing cunt just can't wait to get back to Buttfuck, Arkansas, so he can get back to cramming his face with shitty pizza, draining his sugar-water, and fapping over which sugar baby he's going to be spunking his hard earned corn on.
 
Accurate portrayal of how prepared Boogie was for the fight. I love how he just kept turning away and saying "wow". Incredible content. I feel so bad for his neighbors on his round-trip flight.

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The Konway Killer at it again. Only thing I was worried about was Wings not being put together enough to really rock Boogie, but man, some of those combos looked heavy. Did Boogie get a single punch off?

I would love to hear what Boogie was saying to Wings in the ring. It looked like he was trying to intimidate him? Or pull off some melodramatic "fighting words" type quip. Absolutely pathetic, I'm glad Richard kept his mouth shut and let his fists do the talking

As someone who's been aware of Wings since the COD commentary days and pretty actively followed him as a teen/high schooler, it felt good to see him get a W. He's a scumbag in his own way but I never felt the same type of ire for him that I do for boogie. I'm sure Gangster Grandma was smiling down on him.
 
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