💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

didn't Ralph chicken out of getting in the ring for a scripted wrestling bit in his own wrestling event?
Ralph was supposed to fight Warski, but after Ralphs second Portugal beatdown Keemstar made the call that Ralph was in no state to fight, so Warski got shaken by Saltpapi insteed.
That also means that out of Warski, Ralph, Wings and Boogie, Ralph was the only one who looked unfit to fight to Keemstar. Ralph has nothing to crow about, he is yet to win a single fight in or out of the ring.
 
Could this be the start of the WingsOfRedemption redemption arc?
It's way to optimistic, but I hope it is. He's a shit dude who's fun to laugh at, but it'd still be pretty nice to see the miserable sack finally turn his life and probably his attitude around. After all, the whole mess he's in could have been avoided from the start. Better late than never I guess.
 
Boogie's so lazy he can't keep the weight off after a liposuction, how did anyone think this would be a fair fight?
I'm guessing they didn't but obese boxing is too funny not to do so they did it anyway
They'd never bother with liposuction on a deathfat. It only removes a few pounds. They put a band to shut off most of his stomach but he managed to stay fat anyway.
 
Boogie wishes that Keemstar paid him more for the fight:

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10K, a free holiday, the most positive exposure he's had in a long time and an overwhelming number of asspats isn't enough for you? What a fucked mindset. Take, take, take and still want more.

He says the above with this in mind:

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So Keemstar lost money on the event, but Boogie wishes that he got paid more? Why's he talking about wanting more money anyway? He said this earlier:

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Clearly not if you wished that you were paid more. Also, I don't know if you caught it in the 2nd screenshot of the post, but Boogie believes that Keemstar owes him one for the fight. Good lord, the entitlement.

It amazes me that he still continues with this noble "nice guy" act. It constantly comes crumbling down when the real greedy asshole behind it seeps through the cracks. He can't even go 24hrs into his next arc without the facade falling.

While he's on a roll being a total asshole, he decides to take aim at h3h3 as well, despite having no evidence but someone's word:

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Remember, this is the same guy who whines constantly that people make up lies and stories about him. Here he is instantly believing an NPC on Twitter without fact-checking.

Ethan did do a podcast where they spent about 40 minutes covering the lead-up to the Boogie/Wings fight, but he didn't say anything too bad. Ethan does address when Boogie sperged out at him but thinks that Boogie made a heap of videos on him. Not true, but Boogie has made a bunch of tweets about Ethan. Anyway, the whole h3 crew cringes through the press that Boogie and Wings did. They mainly cringe at Boogie's holier-than-thou takes. Ethan even buries the hatchet and says that there's no bad blood on his end.

Confirmed shorter than Keemstar:

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Confirmation of Keemstar's height (176cm according to the video, probably a little shorter). That's about 5'9":

Insecure:

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Seeing his t-rex arms reminds me of a post that @sure made a few weeks back. Boogie has garbage grabbers all around his living room lol:

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It explains so much. His arms are too short to reach most things. Also he's fat and lazy. Chad probably wipes his ass.
 
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Honestly I just think boogie is just that much of a fucking pussy. Did he get paid well? Did he get paid poorly? Who knows! It depends on what others want to hear. Some fan tells him he didn't get paid enough? Boogie is happy to agree. Otherwise it was worth every penny. Turns out he's a pushover outside the ring too, to nobody's surprise.
 
10K, a free holiday, the most positive exposure he's had in a long time and an overwhelming number of asspats isn't enough for you? What a fucked mindset. Take, take, take and still want more.
It should have had a winner take all pot and Wings should have gotten it all, plus got to piss in Boogie's face.
 
Honestly I just think boogie is just that much of a fucking pussy. Did he get paid well? Did he get paid poorly? Who knows! It depends on what others want to hear.
Thats pretty much how Boogie works, he decides to pick whatever side to be most vocal about so he can attempt to look good to whatever audience he is pandering towards. However...
Boogie wishes that Keemstar paid him more for the fight
I can certainly believe this. Im sure he was more than willing to do this because he was getting paid and the positive attention, but had no idea that it was going to really happen and he would be humiliated in front of a live audience and the internet to fully see.

I KNOW he wants Keem to pay him more because hes so fucking buttblasted and humiliated. Hes so pissed about how everything worked out against him in this plan and because of that he wants more money. Thats why hes spinning all of these narratives and most likely dive bombing peoples DMs in the mean time.

Any time something does not work in his favor he feels entitled to some compensation due to it, regardless of whether or not it was his fault in the beginning. He SHOULD be happy the ref made the call before his body said "fuck it im out" and he should be THANKFUL Keem did this shit for him, but since no one is kissing his ass enough and making him feel like a big boy for doing this hes shitting on them. What a despicable, pathetic human being Boogie is.
 
It amazes me that he still continues with this noble "nice guy" act. It constantly comes crumbling down when the real greedy asshole behind it seeps through the cracks. He can't even go 24hrs into his next arc without the facade falling.
This is the #1 reason I was Team Wings. Say what you will about Jordie, but you know what you're getting with him. He doesn't pretend he's some virtuous person instead of a big fat degenerate. Boogie's sickeningly saccharine heckin-wholesome horseshit makes him far more punchable.
 
Boogie didn't throw a single punch and had terrible defense, leading to the referee eliminating him from the match. It was funny to see Boogie protest the decision a little bit.
All this fat fuck had to do was lift his arms up and do some peek-a-boo boxing, and he couldn't even do that.

Then again, being so big, he probably couldn't squinch his arms together and Wings just swarmed him.
 
All of this blowback could've been avoided if DSP just did the lolcow podcast. Sad, sad world.
 
Boogie's only redemption now is to fight and vanquish Dumpster Dived Hyde aka E-Thin Klein aka Frank Hassle in hand-to-hand single combat. Kang Keemstar and his diverse squad of merry men must repeat history and arrange a duel between these two strapping gentlemen so that Boogie might be cured of his mommy / daddy / table issues and Hassle can reach the next operating theaten on his way to cowdom proper.

BTW any word from / about Mike Clum and his documentary? He wanted to start on Wings after Boogie and this is probably a good time to start on him as well as a good time to stop on Boogie since he'll probably be on twitter for the forseeable future milking his relatively elevated public image. Apparently he's doing a doc on Trisha Paytas : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LqejNPqluE Wasn't / isn't she some H3H3 orbiter? Does she have anything in common with Boogie?
 
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