💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Random thoughts:

-Whats wrong Boogie, did you think lying about cancer was gonna get Ethan to reach out and say "Let's bury the hatchet buddy, wanna come back one H3H3?"

-"Im gonna sue anyone who says I'm lying" (basically)
Bro you are still pushing your low effort 'merch to pay off the last lawyer, how are you going to afford the next one?

-Have you all noticed that his comment and like numbers for tweets are lower than the comments (and likes) on KiwiFarms? I think this is how it's gonna be from now on. Remember, my guess for a running average per video view would drop to 10k the first 24 hours by Jan 1st, let's see if that happens.

-Also, this whole "might have cancer ya'll" arc smells a lot like the "It's finally over" video after he caught the felony: He imagined EVERYONE on YouTube would want to interview him and it would get his name back out there. Not even Keemstar who only uses Boogie to exploit him for views cares enough to get involved.
 
wait, so he's trying to sue people for saying he's lying about having cancer? lol booger that's not how that works, that's not how that works at all

I guess you can take the fat out of the fat man (and then he'll put it right back in), but you can't take the white trash out of him
 
Something else will get him first, probably. Putting someone with PCV on omeprazole, ticagrelor or warfarin, diphenhydramine or cetirizine, and they get prophylactic phlebotomy, they can live for decades. If you combine the above with Ruxolitinib (assuming it is the most common type that is JAK-2 mutation positive) or Ropeg/Interferon alfa-2b, it is also certain something else will get him first.

However, if he doesn't take his meds, or get the prophylactic phlebotomy, given his prior medical history, I would give him less than a year.

Cognitive impairment, if he doesn't take his meds, or do his treatment, is common, so there is a fairly good chance of retarded shenanigans, even relative to his usual behavior.

He also needs to realize that taking exogenous testosterone can cause iatrogenic secondary PCV. If so, he just has to stop taking the testosterone, and it won't be a problem any longer.
Getting Boogie to comply with treatment that’s slightly inconvenient and mildly uncomfortable should be a piece of cake!

If he really has this we’ll get to see his limbs fall off.
 
wait, so he's trying to sue people for saying he's lying about having cancer? lol booger that's not how that works, that's not how that works at all
The only other cow I can remember trying to sue someone for trolling them was freaking Marzgurl. I wonder if Boogie will setup a gofundme scam like she did for it.
 
>"lead to stroke or heart attack"
Well he's already had the former so with this we'll finally get the Boogie heart attack arc
>"Easily managed" Yea, as long as you live an active, healthy lifestyle and regularly exercise and eat right, it's no worries, no problem for Boogie1488lbs right?

Wonder what will kill him first, the inevitable Beetus ™️ or the cancer/heart attack, if he isn't bullshitting it ofc.
Makes me wonder what the lifespan is of a lolcow. This, Chris turning 40, and I don't know what the deal is with DSP. The only outlier is Tommy Tooter. He must be in his 70s and is still kicking.
 
  • Boogie was not abused by his parents.
  • Boogie did not have skin cancer.
  • Boogie does not work as hard as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not raped.
  • Boogie did not treat the insane sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie does not have a contact at the FBI/CIA/NSA or anything like that.
  • Boogie did not swerve to avoid a family.
  • Boogie did not treat his wife as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not molested.
  • Boogie does not have girlfriends.
  • Boogie was not acting in self-defense.
  • Boogie did not treat Lucy the sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie did not win big at crypto.
  • Boogie has not lost weight.
  • Boogie was not the small-town SJW hero he claims he was.
  • Boogie sent the postcard to himself.
  • Boogie did not treat the goth sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not acting genuinely at his mother’s grave.
  • Stephen “Race” Rudder did not die in combat at 18 as Boogie claimed.
  • Boogie did not kill himself after claiming he would at VidCon.
  • Boogie does not have blood cancer.

Go ahead and take me to court, pathetic little virgin grifter. I’m sure that’s exactly where you want to be right now. Don’t forget, one slip-up and you’re a felon.

That’s what I thought. Add it to the list.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VB-ugpL2WdQ
Okay now give me the numbers for the lottery.

As if it wasn't obvious the Mountain Don't fatass would get some form of cancer like all deathfats do like Hamberlynn and Foodiebooty, still though, right on the money.
Of course he pretends to have a rare type of cancer. Because the fat narc needs to be special all the damn time.
 
  • Boogie was not abused by his parents.
  • Boogie did not have skin cancer.
  • Boogie does not work as hard as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not raped.
  • Boogie did not treat the insane sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie does not have a contact at the FBI/CIA/NSA or anything like that.
  • Boogie did not swerve to avoid a family.
  • Boogie did not treat his wife as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not molested.
  • Boogie does not have girlfriends.
  • Boogie was not acting in self-defense.
  • Boogie did not treat Lucy the sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie did not win big at crypto.
  • Boogie has not lost weight.
  • Boogie was not the small-town SJW hero he claims he was.
  • Boogie sent the postcard to himself.
  • Boogie did not treat the goth sugarbaby as nice as he claims to.
  • Boogie was not acting genuinely at his mother’s grave.
  • Stephen “Race” Rudder did not die in combat at 18 as Boogie claimed.
  • Boogie did not kill himself after claiming he would at VidCon.
  • Boogie does not have blood cancer.

Go ahead and take me to court, pathetic little virgin grifter. I’m sure that’s exactly where you want to be right now. Don’t forget, one slip-up and you’re a felon.

That’s what I thought. Add it to the list.
Damn, how many sugarbabies has this guy had?
 
Damn, how many sugarbabies has this guy had?
There's at least 4 that he's gotten to his house and trotted them around on camera to own his haters. Lucy Foxx, Grave Ghoul, the one with the tattoos (not Grave Ghoul), the young one where he shoved her foot in his mouth and then tried to keep her around by buying a 2nd dog.

Those are just the ones that made it on camera, he has also had multiple occasions where he sperged out on Twitter and tried to tell the world that he just had sex.
 
Of course he pretends to have a rare type of cancer. Because the fat narc needs to be special all the damn time.
Like most of the specimens on the munchies threat,

Habitual Liars can never just be sick.

It always has to be turbo superduper-uwu-poorly-icky-sick and especially rare for maximum attention. Irony is because they choose such niche disorders or diseases and only briefly skim a few webmd pages, Wikipedia and support groups as research they only have the bulletpoints. So when pressed for deeper detail they don't have the answer to hand they'll immediately fall back on "I'm being attacked and I'll sue anyone who says I'm lying"
 
Since investing in crypto robbed him of almost everything, does he own his house, or will he be evicted? He couldn't be that stupid to take out a mortgage out of his house?
Didn't he take out a mortgage a few years ago and it was under his ex wife's name? Iirc he said he didn't own his house because his credit is piss poor.
 
Didn't he take out a mortgage a few years ago and it was under his ex wife's name? Iirc he said he didn't own his house because his credit is piss poor.
Thats interesting, didn't know he'd put her name on the mortgage, Not his. If its true that'd probably explains the NDA and non disparagment clauses in the divorce.

"Blow up my nice guy act by dropping details about my shitbag ways and I'll leave you saddled with a tonne of mortgage debt and no way to pay it off. . . Love ya XDXDXD"
 
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