BIRTHDAY WEEK #2 + "BIG BIRTHDAY BASH" - Not just a mechanic in Say-kee-row

How much will Phil set his tip goal at?

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The whales are shooting their loads all over Phil's face pretty early. He only has a couple more that have yet to show. Baseball game is gonna be slow and Phil will go full sausage mode. We will see a few decent tips during Modern Warfare but it will mainly be all of us watching Phil yawn. My guess is that the next big whale show will be during Blackgout. By this point he will go full clown mode again. It won't be for the tips. It will be to stay awake.

As a reminder, please stop the troll tipping fuck heads. The Sam Hyde joke wasn't funny. It was cringe.
 
Don’t get mad. Enjoy the stupidity or just don’t watch. Go outside and relish in the fact you have accomplished more than Phil has in a week by simply setting foot into the sun.
 
Unless some whale drops thousands of dollars, Phil is still hemorrhaging the coffers, so who gives a fuck.

No more BSV, no more E7, no more (that one other whale I forget, goldencolt?).

The slow bleed is more fun.
 
Is Kat playing anything? Um not really, she wanted to play Sekiro but she saw how hard it was and doesn't think she can play it.

So basically DSP ruined the game for her by complaining about it and now she's not even going to try it.
 
ScottSteiner dijo:
Surely that has to be a violation of Twitch's TOS right? He is literally begging for money from teens and disabled people, explicitly to pay taxes he has raised money for in the past and then not paid. Roach luck is massively strong.
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Not only that, but he's actively discouraging people from sending bits and subbing. The things Twitch actually gets a percentage of.
 
Salubrious dijo:
Not only that, but he's actively discouraging people from sending bits and subbing. The things Twitch actually gets a percentage of.
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Begging for tips is not against any policy on Twitch, because it's third party, even though its objectively immoral. Hardcore begging for bits and subs, that gets on Twitch's notes because they don't consider it money, though it's not entirely bannable per say unless it's for a self fundraising like Dave's done in the past. That being said explaining ways you can contribute to the stream with bits and subs is fair game as long as it's not referring to money.
 
Guy who said hi got banned/timed out.
Now he tipped Philip $10 to ask what happened, and he got mocked once more.
 
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I always love how DSP gets pissed off at people that give him money asking why they got banned.

Edit: I always love when DSP blames the game for his own misclicks because the game should have known that he didn't want to do it.
 
DSP has been playing this game for how many hours now? Is he even close to the endgame?

I love DSP is so desparate to avoid boss fights in games that he ends up playing the game 2-3x as long as he would have otherwise. He probably could have finished NG+ by now.

Hell, the speedrun of this game is less than 35 minutes now.

Edit: DSP is separately begging for someone to tell him how to beat the giant carp.

Why is he fighting a giant carp? How far off the main plot is he?

20 minute break time!
 
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Salubrious dijo:
What the hell did I listen to the end of? I missed most of it, but he was talking about non-idiots don't keep bringing up the past or something.
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Somebody cheered and asked Phil if he had a cast and crew would he bring back project 7. He went on a mini rant about how it was 7 years ago, it will never happen, stop dwelling in the past. Then somebody said "stop dwelling in the past, btw be sure to show up to my next retrospective event!" and triggered the shit out of Phil. He went on a word salad rant about the guy only sees things in black and white and called him an idiot basically.

Edit: BTW apparently today is the last day you can watch ads to get bits on mobile. Wonder if phil will rant about it?
 
Salubrious dijo:
I think this is the first time I've seen a picture of the stained couch. And now I have even more questions.

  1. Is the chair literally right next to the door? And taking up the entire width of the room? How small is that room?
  2. Also, this room is the reason he can't move back to CT? He needs a tiny closet for his "office"?
  3. Wouldn't a gaming chair be BETTER for his "injured back"? Or at least an office chair with a back on it?
  4. How is that chair that stained in 5 years? Did he bring that chair with him from CT?
  5. I kind of knew it before, but does DSP really think that the sound foam is doing anything?
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  1. It is a Loveseat. He has it angled so he can better squint at his TV. On a side note, The other spare bedroom is Larger, but had walls painted a colour D$P didn't like. He had Leanna set up in that room. Later, D$P's father, who has a worse back than D$P, flew out and painted the walls or that room and hung blinds in the Master bedroom that were apparently discovered to no longer functional when D$P moved in ( though he did not ask the seller replace them nor fix the water damage in his closet ceiling. Who does that when they drop $250,000 on a property they find to have issues. A home inspector could have pointed these things out to D$P before he bought the place, but who hires an inspector to look at the structure they are about to buy. Incidentally, there was a leaky pipes in the kitchen sink that caused damage to the wall under the sink and had mold as well. ).
  2. He can write it off on his taxes as an 'office' as he only does 'business things' in that room.
  3. D$P prefers to lounge on his loveseat. Apparently, gaming chairs hurt his back.
  4. He bought the Loveseat in Washington.
  5. Hey! Patrons gave him $1250 to get that foam...which he said cost him $200
samovski dijo:
"planning to ban the tax debt"

A shadowy group, a dark room, 6 figures dressed head to toe in D$P merch and Sonic hats*. 1 figure rises from a chair, the other 5 look at him silently.
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*Fixed

BallBuster dijo:
Remember every one, don’t get mad when he hits his goals. It’s not your money, and it’s not your sad existence that will blow that money. Your lives have meaning. You have friends and family and purpose. He might make more money than you but he pisses it away and doesn’t earn it. You go to work everyday and do earn it and use it wisely. That makes your smaller paycheck more valuable than his larger paycheck.
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Additionally, we can look forward to D$P owing MOAR Taxes next year due to raising all these extra funds instead of paying taxes out of the income he generated last year which his tax bill was based upon.

Mr.PiggyOinkOink dijo:
I still dont get this weird narrative hes spinning about adding easy mode to sekiro. Easy mode should be added for people that only played dark souls 3, and despite loving it and apparently wanting to play another from software game they pick up sekiro instead of dark souls 1 or 2, and cant beat the game because dark souls 3 is so much easier it doesn't properly prepare them. These people also dont follow gaming news enough to know that a different named game from the same company might have a different difficulty level than another.....keep in mind im pretty sure its been a known thing that average gamers dont fully beat games they buy.....I just dont understand this weird minority this applies for....
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ikr? From Soft has a lot to answer for. It's not like they were known for making challenging games. One being sold as 'The Prepare To Die' edition. They should have done more than to TELL people that Sekiro has a completely new combat system and that it was NOT a Soul's game. They should have put an EZ mode in the game to cater to scrubs and casuals that want to play the game without challenging themselves. What were they thinking?
 
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Gets to the fight where you have to take on 2 spear guys at once and immediately knows about the cheese where you can stand on a branch and lure them off. Somehow. WHat a sudden and specific bout of awareness Phil showed, there.
 
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