Birthday Thread

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Happy 70th birthday!
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A poem:
Ragrog:
R - Really you must be secretly female to be on the rag today.
A - Autism produces threads like this.
G - Good job making me respond.
R - Red without black as a primary is gay.
O - Orgasms through your prostate is something I have never done.
G - Get the hell out of here with that red and white color scheme. Red and black is vogue, bitch.
Worked all day on this.
Happy birthday to you and all kiwis no matter what day it is.
 
Don't worry; I will kill myself. Here's the plan, the exact time I blow out the candles, I'll hang myself but I'll try to get myself in a coma so that I do have some potential of living after I die. The main goal of all of this is so that I can create a null value, causing me to technically be 2^82,589,933 years old, making me the oldest living person in the world.
Will the space time continuum come into play here or will physics be damned?

Either way, happy birthday.
 
i'm 20 today, the dread sets in now of having done absolutely nothing

update: my dad got me a fucking ipad for said birthday and i have now wasted the rest of my day using garageband and doing art on it. ty dad 🥺
 
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