Birthday Thread

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Happy Birthday, @Saney !

Here's a Halo themed birthday cake...
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Happy birthday to @Snowman and 26 other people. I'm not sure who any of these guys are but I hope they have fun.

edit: except for @Pronoun Party, I actually have seen them post before. So I have a vague idea of who that is. Happy birthday.
 
Will you be committing suicide before or after the cake?
Don't worry; I will kill myself. Here's the plan, the exact time I blow out the candles, I'll hang myself but I'll try to get myself in a coma so that I do have some potential of living after I die. The main goal of all of this is so that I can create a null value, causing me to technically be 2^82,589,933 years old, making me the oldest living person in the world.
 
Don't worry; I will kill myself. Here's the plan, the exact time I blow out the candles, I'll hang myself but I'll try to get myself in a coma so that I do have some potential of living after I die. The main goal of all of this is so that I can create a null value, causing me to technically be 2^82,589,933 years old, making me the oldest living person in the world.
Sounds gay
 
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