Best Lolcows of 2019

FreeCandyVan dijo:
Absolutely no way Yaniv doesn't win this by a landslide
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The only way Yaniv even has a chance at losing is if we consider Weeb Wars as a single lolcow instead of as a collective of lolcows like the Community Watch threads or if we nominate the most infamous Weeb Wars lolcows individually.

The only thing that got as big as fast as Yaniv this year was the Weeb Wars, and that involves multiple people from multiple angles. Yaniv is the defining individual lolcow of 2019.

I'm wondering what all is store for 2020.
 
Much Ado About Nothing dijo:
I think Yaniv is hard to beat. He went from a low-key KF lolcow, to a internationational kinda-known by general public LolCow.
Do we even have a cow that has managed to do the same?

Followed by a few of the Weeb Wars cast. Some I think are deserving of becoming a LolCow when it settles down as well.

Amber is good, but she been kinda dull this year for me. Nothing new, just more weight. Her face is scary.

Looking forward to see how the new Onision chapter is going to unfold now that Chris Hansen is drawing attention to him and Lainey.
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Sargon is probably the only one to attempt to soar to Yaniv levels by turning what should have been a mundane losing election campaign into becoming the face of rape in the UK. Still, JY just trounces his achievements in hilarious notoriety
 
Yaniv.

I hope nobody will beat his place as the top lolcow in 2020.
 
5ever a crab dijo:
Though I feel (somewhat) sorry for him being in a relationship clusterfuck, I don't think you can redeem yourself after having pictures of your 2 inch dick combo'd with ugly trap cosplaying made public. Hopefully zoomers can use this as a reminder or lesson on why not to send suggestive selfies to ANYONE (even your irl gf/bf you see at school or work) because of how easy it is to save + send the pic online via iphone.
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I could go with Projared as Best Cautionary Tale of 2019.

Yaniv is undoubtably Top Milch Producer of 2019.
 
Jacob Sockness for doing the impossible and turning chris gay
 
Spicy take I know but for me it's Graeme Kelly. Other lolcows can be more or less entertaining depending on what they do at the moment, but Graeme Kelly will always be entertaining just because of how he looks. Have you seen that fucking nose? Lmao that thing is ridiculous I'm laughing just by imagining it now
 
I don't believe it's possible to consider anyone other than Yaniv, to be honest. For a distant second, I'd say Jacob Wohl, considering that his stupidity is coming to the apex of him about to be thrown in prison for years.
 
Sargon
I mean, the others have said/done some stupid shit but this guy took it to the next level by running for office.
His election campaign might have been the worst of all time and I think that's admirable.
 
I'd say Yaniv in a walk, though Rhys McKinnon is a great asset to Yaniv in trying to peak trans as many people as possible. Weeb Wars also created mountains of spergery, on both sides even - but then again, it's weebs, what did you expect.
 
Yaniv wins without a doubt. Nigga got his own subforum because of all the milk he has produced.

Sargon had the biggest fall. After years of people telling him he's not cut out to be a politician, he runs...and proves them all right. Not many lolcows can say that they are the main reason for killing off a party that in 2016 was influential in the referendum.
 
I echo Yaniv's status as "Lolcow of the Year," but there's some other highlights worth noting.

The Schofield children being removed by CPS is probably the best thing to come out of the cow pasture this year.

The fact that Onision (and by extension Kailainaylor) basically hit rock bottom this year but picked up a jackhammer and kept going, along with his new "scandal" (if you can call it that) is amazing.

Sargon basically killing off a political party with decent standing is really something and tragic. I watched this distantly.

The ResetEra pedofiler meltdown and woke reckoning.

I also think the leaking of John K.'s Patreon pay pig-funded supposed masterpiece Cans Without Labels, which was revealed to be (unsurprisingly) utter shit, was awesome.

Etika's tragic descent into further madness and suicide. F.
 
  • Chris chan for his shenanigans this year: mainly getting pissed at people for blocking him on twitter, his misadventures with Sockness, his meltdown over MLP ending, and his "bodyswap" with his Sonic OC and failing at it.
  • Sargon for his political shenanigans in that he literally destroyed an entire political through his autism and smugness alone.
  • The ProJared fiasco was a very entertaining trashfire through the twists and turns that it took which was hilarious.
 
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