Best jobs for autistic people?

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I hear they're having a world championship for Kick The Autistic and they need practice targets

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Tugboat recipient.

 

[Rungle]

Wallmart door greeter.
IT (Depending how autistic)
Crisis actor.
Womens sport contestant (transgender)
Garden maintaining feller.
Owning a niche forum

 

[Curry Teafag]

Regarding IT, it isn't what it used to be--if it ever was. They nowadays want you to join their 'family' and take part in all kinds of company events, and the absolutely worst thing are all those nicotine-addicted midwits expecting you to socialize with them on a daily basis.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Screeching.

 

[Sludgeholden]

General rule of thumb? Manual labor. I mean it.

I've been hand washing dishes for almost now a decade and I've become less connotatively autistic (a plus, really). If you wash dishes, having sports earbuds are a godsend since they tend to be more waterproof and better than staying in than most other sorts. Something in the background does wonders for passing the time while you work.

Nightwork at a hotel or gas station. Just you might wanna be sure to have some sort of pepper spray if you work somewhere less savory.

 

[Curry Teafag]

Putting together electronic parts, PCs, etc. Perfect austistic job.

 

[Agares]

If Wendy’s will hire CWC and KingcobraJFS, they’ll hire anyone.

 

[73_Autistic_Fuck_54]

I worked as a school janitor for several years, I usually got to follow the same routine every day, and I would be left alone 90% of the time as I worked second shift, pretty good fit for a sperg I must say

 

[blackshirt]

Camp work is a great option for those who are able to relocate. You'll be flown or bused into remote areas, living in army style bunkhouses. The work rewards focus and competence, and it's a plus if you're quiet and reserved. "Boring" people are dependable. No prior experience is needed.

One of the best perks is the lack of typical office politics. You won't deal with HR or forced social events.

If the idea of a normie job where you spend half the time messing around, hour commute to get there, etc, feels soul crushing. This is a great avenue - chunk out a few months for the contract. Then go back home with a bunch of money saved up and back to NEETing, repeat.

 

[Rungle]

Regarding IT, it isn't what it used to be--if it ever was. They nowadays want you to join their 'family' and take part in all kinds of company events, and the absolutely worst thing are all those nicotine-addicted midwits expecting you to socialize with them on a daily basis.

The trick is getting a remote job

 

[Pargon]

Collect my garbage, divergee

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Camp work is a great option for those who are able to relocate. You'll be flown or bused into remote areas, living in army style bunkhouses. The work rewards focus and competence, and it's a plus if you're quiet and reserved. "Boring" people are dependable. No prior experience is needed.

One of the best perks is the lack of typical office politics. You won't deal with HR or forced social events.

If the idea of a normie job where you spend half the time messing around, hour commute to get there, etc, feels soul crushing. This is a great avenue - chunk out a few months for the contract. Then go back home with a bunch of money saved up and back to NEETing, repeat.

But what do you do in "camp work"?

 

[Wako Izumi]

The smart breed of autism: any STEM field
The other variant: anything that requires minimal human interaction and no formal qualifications (namely night-shift security, janitorial work, and delivery driving)

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Night guard at an industrial plant/museum

 

[drammamean]

Either something that the autist likes, or something that isn't assembly-line like -- bagging groceries, factory work, fast food, etc. -- with stuff he doesn't exactly like?

Nigger is English your third language?

 

[Curry Teafag]

But what do you do in "camp work"?

Apply your pattern recognition skills.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Something to do with trains, surely

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

electric fence tester

 

[Irregardless]

Regarding IT, it isn't what it used to be--if it ever was. They nowadays want you to join their 'family' and take part in all kinds of company events,

Yea, I'll be honest, that shit was cool for like a month when I first got into IT, but you quickly realize how much of a waste of money it is and how much nicer it would be to just make an extra $5/hr rather than be given various trash like free slop food and various "activities" such as ping pong, billards, and chess.

the absolutely worst thing are all those nicotine-addicted midwits expecting you to socialize with them on a daily basis.

Fuckkkkk yea, this is huge. It's worse when there's a group of them who always hang out, and while you're cool with them, you don't wanna just hang out with them or talk about whatever retarded shit they're talking about.

Something to do with trains, surely

Last I checked Train conductors were able to make like $140k/yr.
Downside is though there is a 100% chance you will eventually run over and kill someone at some point in time. There's various reasons for this, the biggest likely being suicides, but there's also the occasional drunk who fell asleep on the tracks, as well as train hoppers just falling under the tracks.