Bella Janke/Chris Chan Parallels - The more things change, the more things stay the same.

[AnOminous]

I give Bob the benefit of the doubt because he lived the majority of his life vefore computers were ubiquitous in the general populace or even really in academia (for anything other than actual computers), so trying to become extremely computer literate in your senility is borderline impossible. IJL is because she's fucking dumb. Still you aren't wrong.

He was right that the Internet has turned out to be an evil influence on society, he was just too old to chop it down for good.

Yeeeep this is what I been saying!! Don't let your fucking gametes degrade before you decide to breed. Our world is already oversaturated with autists as it is.

Unfortunately, the age at which people are physically capable of breeding and at the maximum level of wanting to is years below when they're capable of making a rational decision as to whether it's a good idea, and the ones who actually are capable of making a rational decision choose to put it off until the time it's actually a bad idea, because of tism and shit. And then they do it anyway out of sheer biological panic.

Humans are dumb.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pretty much every lolcow has Chris paralels, unless if it's a very special case lolcows always have the raging narccisism combined with the severe Dunning-Kruger effect.

Low IQ, raging narcissism, some degree of autism and DK are prerequisites for any true lolcow, imo.