Bella Janke/Chris Chan Parallels - The more things change, the more things stay the same.

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Mister Mint

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So we all know the Venn diagram of Bella and Chris is basically a circle, but I thought it would be fun to catalog all the ways they are similar. Come up with some more and proofs and I'll update this master table.

ChrisBellaProof
Poor Hygienexx
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Believe they are much, much smarter than they really arexx
"We're the best trolls on history!"
Gets doxed to fuck and continues to dig herself deeper.
Into incestxx
...I'll find that later
Fucked up brains that make them think cartoons are realxx
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Continue repeating the same mistakes that get them in bad situations.xx
Step 1: Make a sock account
Step 2: Throw a friend under the bus
Step 3: They don't buy it? Go to step 1.
 
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I already knew the results and somehow got depressed at them. Btw how did you format it like that, could be fun future games with it lol
 
Don’t forget them both being trans in some form for their women fantasies. Bella wanting to overpower women and Chris wanting to date lesbians.
 
Lives in a fantasy world where they have a personal internet army and everyone loves them [X]

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4Chan actually was retarded enough to fall for her gayops spin doctor shit

But 4chan is the only place retarded enough to fall for her gayops spin doctor shit

Their argument is literally "Trannies hate this bitch so she must be based, all the evidence must be a tranny gayop"

Trannies hating animal abuse doesn't make animal abuse based
 
I think this has gone under the radar but she literally has autism (or at least claims to) and used it as a get out of jail free card like Chris does. Roman originally posted this in the main thread
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I would also add the fact that she draws coom-obsessed degenerate cartoons (just like sonichu), has a strong aversion to alcohol like Chris, and will likely get in trouble with her uni for all this stuff like Chris did with his love quest
 
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