Please for the love of god. don't watch this video, it's boring as fuck. I got blasted and decided to recap, but I started regretting it halfway through. Even the recap is boring, honestly. I've lost all of my Christmas spirit, please send help.
Archive;
yt1s.com - December qa part 1_v144P.mp4
Drunk recap:
0:00 - Apologizing/explaining the lighting/angle/setup. You look like a bullfrog no matter what. Get the fuck on with this horror show.
1:05 - Are you planning on looking at Christmas lights? Answer; yes.
1:41 - What are 3 90s trends you wish would go away? What are your 3 fave Christmas cookies? Answer; jelly sandals. Cookies; "chocolate no bake" (?), dead relative oatmeal cookies, (Becky mentions vlogging making cookies, unless this fatass means a separate batch from the last vlog, this video is old as shit).
4:01 - As a 90s kid what are the toys/gadgets you wish you'd gotten most? Answer; tamagotchi, gameboy, and a baby alive. No wonder she dumped Amber lmao.
6:22 - What was the worst gift you ever received, and the best? Answer; best was Tommy Pibbles (?) doll. Worst was socks. Becky loves socks now, because she's a lazy fat lesbian auntie.
7:40 - How many and what cookies did you lave for santa? Answer; it depended. Sugar cookies. Rand0m. No one fucking cares.
8:28 - What type of Christmas decorations are you into? Answer; Mix-match, vintage, BIG HUGE COLORED BULBS (heh), "rand0m yet means something". "There's nothing wrong with colorful pretty little balls."
9:27 - What's one Christmas wish you wish for most of all? Answer; for everyone to be safe, and have a happy Christmas (aw), even though realistically not everyone will (wtf?), and a lot of people have to go home to unsupportive families (uhhh?), and families who are disrespectful,
AND TRY TO STIR THE POT.
11:50 - When do you start decorating and when do you take it down? Answer; November, and whenever she feels like taking it down. She's lazy, so probably July.
13:02 - Favorite holiday traditions when you were younger? Answer; movies (TBS, A Christmas Story), Christmas snacks for a family of fatasses.
14:35 - Did you fill stockings. Answer; spergs about her stocking and stocking hanger but doesn't answer the question.
15:47 - What family meal is traditional in your holiday spread? Answer; she's a p1cKy eAt3r but she likes broccoli casserole and mashed potatoes and mac salad. She's not a fan of pork, lmao. SHE'S NOT A "HAM-FAN" LOL. A bunch of food sperging, holy shit calm down fatty.
17:49 - Best and worst outdoor winter activity? Answer; Worst is sledding or anything slow-related.
18:31 - Multicolored lights, or clear? Answer; she likes COLORED.
18:45 - Most-watched Christmas movie and what to pass on? Answer; Most watched is Elf and Holiday (?), Santa Claus is coming to town and the Grinch, one to pass on is Surviving Christmas.
19:39 - When does it feel like Christmas to you? Answer; Norma decorating the house.
21:34 - Who are you spending Christmas with this year? Answer;
Hannah and Rafe, Eric and Ricky, and her family are having a get together.
22:23 - Some Christmas shit you didn't like as a kid and do now and vice versa (holy fucking shit these questions are stupid)? Answer; Anything Mariah Carey.
23:09 - If you were one of Santa's elves, what toys would you make? Answer; Painting toys and shit. Let's be real though, they're fucking slaves. And it's disgusting that you support such a brutal industry, Becky.
23:30 - Have you ever watched 1982's"The Snowman"? Answer; No (it's worth a watch, sad though).
23:57 - What is your favorite animated Christmas special? Answer; Santa Claus is Coming to Town, The Little Drummer Boy.
24:19 - Are you looking forward to Christmas as a single person this year? Answer;
Yes.
25:01 - Have you been sledding, do you ice-skate, play winter sports, skiing? Answer; Becky is a fat uncoordinated tard who has hurt herself doing all of these things except skiing and that's only because she hasn't tried it.
25:48 - Real tree or fake tree? Answer; She doesn't know, she's only had fake trees.
26:13 - Greetings; "Happy Holidays," "Merry Christmas," or "Jingle Bells"? Answer; Merry Christmas. This was not worth my time to type out, whatever stupid bitch asked this question, I hope your egg nogg is secretly your uncle's cum.
26:43 - This Christmas's "must have"? Answer;
Becky wants a new laptop.
27:17 - Favorite Christmas memory? Answer; the two hour drive from her gram's place. Becky and her parents saw a red flashing light in the sky and said it's Rudolph.
28:34 - If you could choose any of the gifts from the 12 says of Christmas what would you choose? Answer; The seven maids a' milking, cause Becky is thirsty AS FUCK.
Fin.
Strap in for part 2, coming soon!