🍗 Deathfat "Becky" Rebecca Williams & Williams Clan - White Trash At Its Best

Please for the love of god. don't watch this video, it's boring as fuck. I got blasted and decided to recap, but I started regretting it halfway through. Even the recap is boring, honestly. I've lost all of my Christmas spirit, please send help.

Archive;
yt1s.com - December qa part 1_v144P.mp4

Drunk recap:
0:00 - Apologizing/explaining the lighting/angle/setup. You look like a bullfrog no matter what. Get the fuck on with this horror show.
1:05 - Are you planning on looking at Christmas lights? Answer; yes.
1:41 - What are 3 90s trends you wish would go away? What are your 3 fave Christmas cookies? Answer; jelly sandals. Cookies; "chocolate no bake" (?), dead relative oatmeal cookies, (Becky mentions vlogging making cookies, unless this fatass means a separate batch from the last vlog, this video is old as shit).
4:01 - As a 90s kid what are the toys/gadgets you wish you'd gotten most? Answer; tamagotchi, gameboy, and a baby alive. No wonder she dumped Amber lmao.
6:22 - What was the worst gift you ever received, and the best? Answer; best was Tommy Pibbles (?) doll. Worst was socks. Becky loves socks now, because she's a lazy fat lesbian auntie.
7:40 - How many and what cookies did you lave for santa? Answer; it depended. Sugar cookies. Rand0m. No one fucking cares.
8:28 - What type of Christmas decorations are you into? Answer; Mix-match, vintage, BIG HUGE COLORED BULBS (heh), "rand0m yet means something". "There's nothing wrong with colorful pretty little balls."
9:27 - What's one Christmas wish you wish for most of all? Answer; for everyone to be safe, and have a happy Christmas (aw), even though realistically not everyone will (wtf?), and a lot of people have to go home to unsupportive families (uhhh?), and families who are disrespectful, AND TRY TO STIR THE POT.
11:50 - When do you start decorating and when do you take it down? Answer; November, and whenever she feels like taking it down. She's lazy, so probably July.
13:02 - Favorite holiday traditions when you were younger? Answer; movies (TBS, A Christmas Story), Christmas snacks for a family of fatasses.
14:35 - Did you fill stockings. Answer; spergs about her stocking and stocking hanger but doesn't answer the question.
15:47 - What family meal is traditional in your holiday spread? Answer; she's a p1cKy eAt3r but she likes broccoli casserole and mashed potatoes and mac salad. She's not a fan of pork, lmao. SHE'S NOT A "HAM-FAN" LOL. A bunch of food sperging, holy shit calm down fatty.
17:49 - Best and worst outdoor winter activity? Answer; Worst is sledding or anything slow-related.
18:31 - Multicolored lights, or clear? Answer; she likes COLORED.
18:45 - Most-watched Christmas movie and what to pass on? Answer; Most watched is Elf and Holiday (?), Santa Claus is coming to town and the Grinch, one to pass on is Surviving Christmas.
19:39 - When does it feel like Christmas to you? Answer; Norma decorating the house.
21:34 - Who are you spending Christmas with this year? Answer; Hannah and Rafe, Eric and Ricky, and her family are having a get together.
22:23 - Some Christmas shit you didn't like as a kid and do now and vice versa (holy fucking shit these questions are stupid)? Answer; Anything Mariah Carey.
23:09 - If you were one of Santa's elves, what toys would you make? Answer; Painting toys and shit. Let's be real though, they're fucking slaves. And it's disgusting that you support such a brutal industry, Becky.
23:30 - Have you ever watched 1982's"The Snowman"? Answer; No (it's worth a watch, sad though).
23:57 - What is your favorite animated Christmas special? Answer; Santa Claus is Coming to Town, The Little Drummer Boy.
24:19 - Are you looking forward to Christmas as a single person this year? Answer; Yes.
25:01 - Have you been sledding, do you ice-skate, play winter sports, skiing? Answer; Becky is a fat uncoordinated tard who has hurt herself doing all of these things except skiing and that's only because she hasn't tried it.
25:48 - Real tree or fake tree? Answer; She doesn't know, she's only had fake trees.
26:13 - Greetings; "Happy Holidays," "Merry Christmas," or "Jingle Bells"? Answer; Merry Christmas. This was not worth my time to type out, whatever stupid bitch asked this question, I hope your egg nogg is secretly your uncle's cum.
26:43 - This Christmas's "must have"? Answer; Becky wants a new laptop.
27:17 - Favorite Christmas memory? Answer; the two hour drive from her gram's place. Becky and her parents saw a red flashing light in the sky and said it's Rudolph.
28:34 - If you could choose any of the gifts from the 12 says of Christmas what would you choose? Answer; The seven maids a' milking, cause Becky is thirsty AS FUCK.
Fin.

Strap in for part 2, coming soon!
You're a good egg for sparing us.
 
@C3PBRO Why did you do this to yourself?

I guess Amber's right, at my core I really do hate myself. lol jk.

I guess driving an hour to pick her up, not contributing to the pot luck, eating all the food, taking over all the conversations, then driving her back home is a bit much for them.

It's gonna be great watching Amber seethe like a whole steamed ham knowing all the people she calls "besties" for appearances not only are enjoying themselves without her, but give zero fucks that she knows.
 
If all the people Becky says are getting together do, and she filmed it? Even if she edited 3 hours down into 15 minutes it would get more views than she's had in a long time.

And if Eric is sick I hope he gets better soon. I miss that lil' muppet.
 
Please for the love of god. don't watch this video, it's boring as fuck. I got blasted and decided to recap, but I started regretting it halfway through. Even the recap is boring, honestly. I've lost all of my Christmas spirit, please send help.

Archive;
yt1s.com - December qa part 1_v144P.mp4

Drunk recap:

Strap in for part 2, coming soon!

First, thank you for the drunk recap. I wish I could say I read all of it but a third way down I realised that death was preferred. Second, I shall give my apologies now for part two. God speed to you as I fear there is not enough alcohol in the world that would be able to get me through that shyte!
 
"howdy ho folks"
The poor woman only has a laptop that's very slow and she hardly can make it do anything, she can't even read community posts said youtube, unless it's on a phone or a laptop. She has a phone, so what's the problem?

There is a problem. She's sorry she has to film from her i-pad.
-->appeal dimension of communication activated multiple times in the very first minute. Somebody will listen. Maybe Santa. Or Santa could tell her there's absolutely nothing wrong with her equipment, setup, lighting, everything. Problem lies elsewhere.
New video: "December q+a part 1" - Dec 19, 2021

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZN1YZWYSRXU
archive pt 1


Gag, here comes Part 2:
New video: "December q+a part 2" - Dec 20, 2021
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jWKJ8RJjpxI
archive pt 2
 
I love how every time No-Necky uploads a new video, even more subscribers peace the fuck out. :story:

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Our big-brained (Amber says she's sooo smart) Beckster didn't find out Santa wasn't real until she was 12. 12! And that was only because she snooped through her mom's stuff so her parents had to sit her down and explain the awful truth.

12!

She'd prolly still believe if she hadn't been so nosy.

Fuckin' 12. What a retarded sped.
 
Our big-brained (Amber says she's sooo smart) Beckster didn't find out Santa wasn't real until she was 12. 12! And that was only because she snooped through her mom's stuff so her parents had to sit her down and explain the awful truth.

12!

She'd prolly still believe if she hadn't been so nosy.

Fuckin' 12. What a retarded sped.
It's because Spuds and her family never worked an honest day in their lives. Everything's free! Everything's a gift!
 
Becky's channel is like that box of leftovers that you suspect might be going bad soon, and you check on it and it looks a little off but you put it back in the fridge anyway, and then you look at it a day later and think it should be dealt with, but still stick it back in there, and then two weeks later you see it still in there and unsubscribe.
 
She needs money? Then wipe... er... I mean,,, work for it.
'There is somewhere I have been planning to go to film erm... and it's not been open since 2004/5-ish and they've finally just opened it back up this year.' - For the love of God, I hope she doesn't mean Hamber's dainty period hole, even with her freshly sewn hymen.
 
She needs money? Then wipe... er... I mean,,, work for it.
'There is somewhere I have been planning to go to film erm... and it's not been open since 2004/5-ish and they've finally just opened it back up this year.' - For the love of God, I hope she doesn't mean Hamber's dainty period hole, even with her freshly sewn hymen.
What sort of attraction would close for the best part of a decade. I can only assume she is being a turbo sped as usual.

Edit; Think I found it. Might be Guntown Mountain in Cave City. It's a pretend wild west town that opened in the 60's originally.

It's near Bowling Green, KY and is about an hour and a half drive from Somerset. Honestly, Becky just don't bother.

Edit 2; also just read it's $18 dollars to get in and the first 'attraction' they list is the gift shop.
 
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What sort of attraction would close for the best part of a decade. I can only assume she is being a turbo sped as usual.

Edit; Think I found it. Might be Guntown Mountain in Cave City. It's a pretend wild west town that opened in the 60's originally.

It's near Bowling Green, KY and is about an hour and a half drive from Somerset. Honestly, Becky just don't bother.

Edit 2; also just read it's $18 dollars to get in and the first 'attraction' they list is the gift shop.


Figured I'd link it; it's not some god awful rat-trap. The new owner according to an article I read sounds pretty driven to get things going again. Course Becky will probably make a live action gun show boring, or only film the damn food or some shit.
 
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