Beauty trends suck

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HyperboreanRightsActivist

HyperboreanRightsActivist

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History of beauty trends:
  • Jealous harpies invent dumb trends to make pretty girls look bad
  • Men are gaslit into liking the trend or else they are gay
  • Cycle perpetuates until women look extremely ugly and dudes start fucking other dudes
  • Society collapses
Examples of retarded beauty trends

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Fat bitches

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Clown makeup

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Unibrow

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MOM JEANS!!!

WTF????
 
Celebrate Nite dijo:
make-up should be banned

shit is false advertisement.
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An actual comment ive gotten about makeup from a woman before was "I need to apply more concealer over my breakouts on my skin". My brother in christ, your skin can't breath, sweat builds up and makes new zits.

Also my favorite trend had to be Tuberculosis. people wanted to marry people with it because they were thinner and hotter. lots of people attempted to get sick to get married, Incels ALL OF THEM! but it did give us Tim Burton style so do with that info as you like.
 
eatler dijo:
Also my favorite trend had to be Tuberculosis. people wanted to marry people with it because they were thinner and hotter. lots of people attempted to get sick to get married, Incels ALL OF THEM! but it did give us Tim Burton style so do with that info as you like.
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Fun fact: Women of that period would often take arsenic baths and be infected with tape worms to pretend they had TB.

My personal favorite odd trend is black teeth because nothing is hotter than having teeth be blacker than the cold void of space.
 
Nigger "beauty" trends are the worst.

It's sickening to walk through airport security surrounded by obese sheboons with disgusting fat assesv and 1" nails, 1" eyelashes, shower caps, pants with "slut" written across the ass, and Crocs. The entire race is in permanent Goblin Mode.

Should've picked our own cotton.
 
I absolutely despise the current beauty trend where they cop makeup techniques from literal drag queens (that's where you get things like using bronzer and concealer to "sculpt" fake bone structure, and painted on, super crisp eyebrows that fade towards the bridge of the nose), and so now we have a bunch of natural born women looking like men trying to look like women. That's what the Kardashian look basically is.

Also, buccal fat removal is an abomination meant to trick young women into making themselves prematurely age by 20 years. And BBLs are also fucking stupid.

Amerikaner Teddybär dijo:
Plastic surgery is the worst thing to happen to the cosmetic world.
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Make Beauty Natural Again.
 
I want to say that neurotic modern women and social media has caused beauty trends to go into overdrive, but that's probably a lie. Beauty trends have always been deranged and usually entirely divorced from the reality of what anyone considers pleasant to look at.

Actually if anything it seems like maybe it's gotten better.

Obsessive chicks who spend too much time online might do stupid shit to themselves, but they aren't knowingly contracting lead poisoning from makeup just so that they can be eye catching. Literally dying to be beautiful isn't a socially acceptable concept.
 
Amerikaner Teddybär dijo:
Plastic surgery is the worst thing to happen to the cosmetic world.
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I have to disagree. Something like a minor nose job, small fake breasts for cosmetic reasons, fake breasts because of a double mastectomy, and hell look at Zendaya before/afters. I still don't find her attractive, but one of her brows was noticeably lower than the other. I had a fairly major surgery on the side of my head and the scar isn't noticeable unless I point it out. Plastic surgeon did it and it's ~5 inches long.
 
HyperboreanRightsActivist dijo:
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Clown makeup
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White lead shit was the nastiest trick. Ugly bitches used it to look pale and flawless, so everyone did it to keep up - no one wanted to be mistaken for a tanned farm wench. But the white lead ceruse led to scarring over time. Instead of cutting their losses, all these women just kept on slathering heavier layers of ceruse on their face to cover up the horrific pitting it was causing. Eventually, they often got bad hairlines too. Diabolical. Ugly bitches stayed ugly, pretty bitches got addicted to ugly cream and just kept smearing it on their faces.
 
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