Baldur's Gate III Announced - ...and it's coming to Google Stadia and PC

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The wizard is extremely basic wizard... basically flavourless generic wizard.
unless they change it in full game, that quip spewing metrosexual will be constantly begging for your magical artifacts for him to consume power from them. Lets just say, it's gonna get annoying after a while, when you get your hands on something useful
 
Zoomers play mobile shit and AAA shooters. They do play games just not PC RPGs based on Tabletop games.
Especially not one that's hundreds of hours long and your e-celeb will only be in it for like 1 of those hours probably tops.
Those are all good points. One of the big turn offs for me, besides WotC obvious meddling, is how long the game is. I somewhat blame Skyrim for this. When that game came out everyone wanted to keep playing Skyrim forever. Game devs learned all the wrong lessons from that game. Now we have games that are bloated as all fuck and a 100 hours long. Many Zoom Zooms don't have the attention span to keep playing a 100 hour long game. Hell most people I know don't have time to invest 10 hours a week in a MMO let alone a 100 hours in a CRPG.
 
I honestly don't mind more content. Especially if it isn't locked behind DLCs. But I feel for the lack of time. Wagie gotta wagie.
 
So there is a rumor going around on /v/ that Philosophy Tube will be voicing Zariel, the fallen angel turned Lord of Avernus. I am going to have to dispel those rumors. According to Olly Boy he says that that he is voicing a "sexy demon". In D&D there is a clear difference between demons and devils. Not to mention that Zariel and "sexy demon" do not mix. My guess is that Olly Boy will be voicing a succubus from the Abyss. The dream role of trannies everywhere as all troons idealize the succubus and wish to become one.
 
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Wouldn't it be the opposite? The whole point of being good is that you have the alternative and you willingly choose not to engage in it. If anything it adds to the game by not locking you into a single alignment path ans making you confront adversity in your choices.
I think you'll enjoy Obsidian's Tyranny. A game full of difficult choices and no easy heroics.
and demons are supposed to be a perverted and despicable distortion of human ideals made manifest who despise creation, the acts of creation, despise all that is good and pure and live to corrupt and pervert that which is good, pure and wholesome. So the character fits a tranny.
The (Sucubus/Incubus-like) Slanneshi demons in Warhammer are hermaphrodites, in TWW, they are voiced by a man and a woman simultaneously. Maybe Olly wants to do both.
 
So there is a rumor going around on /v/ that Philosophy Tube will be voicing Zariel, the fallen angel turned Lord of Avernus. I am going to have to dispel those rumors. According to Olly Boy he says that that he is voicing a "sexy demon". In D&D there is a clear difference between demons and devils. Not to mention that Zariel and "sexy demon" do not mix. My guess is that Olly Boy will be playing a succubus from the Abyss. The dream role of trannies everywhere as all troons idealize the succubus and wish to become one.

I... don't trust the Choob Toob to know the difference between different type of DnD demons. I would honestly not expect him to be able to differentiate a thiefling, demon, devil etc.

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I... don't trust the Choob Toob to know the difference between different type of DnD demons. I would honestly not expect him to be able to differentiate a thiefling, demon, devil etc.
The reason I believe he is playing a succubus is because no tranny would turn down the chance to play as a succubus. It is a tranny's dream to be a succubus and that is because trannies believe that, like a succubus, they are sultry and seductive when really their attempts at such comes off as creepy and gross. I have a feeling many normies who play the game are going to be either weirded out by Olly Boy's attempts to be sexy and seductive or think that this is some transphobic joke on part of the devs.
 
Not to overly interrupt the negativity here, but if you've preordered the game to get early access: I haven't played anything more than the tutorial, but I would recommend doing at least that, especially if you've played DoS2.

Gameplay is very different. Surfaces are much less of a thing, but movement is also important. Early on I felt at a huge disadvantage trying melee while my fiance used magic/ranged. However learning when to dash/jump actually makes you really mobile, Plus you can do shit like, climb a hill or something that an enemy just got killed on, use the "Throw" action to pick up the dead body (If you've got enough STR to do so) and then hurl it at an enemy so that even if you're out of range you still have stuff to do.

I was actually surprised how very different it felt moment to moment to Divinity. Also I did do about 10-15 minutes outside the tutorial. Asterion is much more likable than I thought he'd be. I was expecting extremely gay twink vampire boi vibes, but actually he just comes across as a super arrogant noble which is good.

Thinking this might actually be a lot better than the premarket shit let on.
When the early access first came out surfaces were more of an issue, and luckily Larian listened and toned that shit down. Firebolt and ray of frost were terrible offenders, both making fire and ice terrain respectively, even on a miss.
 
Those are all good points. One of the big turn offs for me, besides WotC obvious meddling, is how long the game is. I somewhat blame Skyrim for this. When that game came out everyone wanted to keep playing Skyrim forever. Game devs learned all the wrong lessons from that game. Now we have games that are bloated as all fuck and a 100 hours long. Many Zoom Zooms don't have the attention span to keep playing a 100 hour long game. Hell most people I know don't have time to invest 10 hours a week in a MMO let alone a 100 hours in a CRPG.

I would rather a game be too long to finish but of good quality so that I get my money's worth out of it, than good but too short so that I feel like I need to revisit it.

Persona 5 is my current favorite example. It was my first Persona game so I might be a little bias. At times it felt long and grindy, but by the time I got to the end and Joker was on his way back home and saying good bye to the friends he'd made in the last year, I felt genuinely sad.

Granted I'm someone who got moved around a lot as a kid, so it was easy to empathize, but at 130 hours, I felt like I got my money's worth even if it took me a few months to beat it. The story needed to be that long so that it connected the right way.

Also I don't care if Zoomers don't have the attention span to play longer games or even MMOs. As a life long MMO player the sooner we get rid of faggots who keep posting LGBTQ+ accepting guilds the sooner it'll be less cringe and annoying to find a decent community to play with.
 
Also I don't care if Zoomers don't have the attention span to play longer games or even MMOs. As a life long MMO player the sooner we get rid of faggots who keep posting LGBTQ+ accepting guilds the sooner it'll be less cringe and annoying to find a decent community to play with.
I agree with you in regards to the LGBTQ+ accepting guilds in MMO's. Thankfully I've rarely come across such guilds in the Neverwinter MMO and that maybe because there are many players from the Middle East who play that game, believe it or not, and we all know how the Muslims feel about the LGBTQ+. In fact I've been seeing a lot of shit posting in the game chat about the LGBTQ+ and what not recently which is leading me to believe that the pendulum is starting to swing. About time. When the normally pozzed game chat is now taking a shit on trannies you know that people are starting to have enough.
 
From what I heard, Tyranny looks to me like the opposite where every choice is which brand of orphans you are going to maim.
It was a bit more nuanced then that, you were working for Lord Sauron and most of the choices were more like do you favor his Spartan Legionnaires as they wipe out all resistance mercilessly and damage the infrastructure but spare non combatants or do you support his Insane Clown Posse in precision strikes against the resistance that leave the infrastructure unharmed but result in suboptimal amounts of rape and/or pillage. After the first act you get somewhat more choice in the matter since it turns out you are a unique chosen one. I actually liked the setting a lot and am sad they never shit out the sequel that was cliffhangered but on the other hand your companions were utter feminist bozo written clowns. It was like Cursed (Unfuckable) Legionnaire forced to shit in his armor and Foxy Grandpa, a surprisingly unfuckable 16 year old girl and 3 strong but sexually aggressive independent women of Insane Clown Posse, not-Greek MILF widow and Wolfwoman persuasions.
 
From what I heard, Tyranny looks to me like the opposite where every choice is which brand of orphans you are going to maim.
It also gets way dodgier as it goes on and ends right when it would get good. Fucking bluest of blue balls on that one but it flubbed the dismount and landed flat on its face with that final area for me anyway.
 
Ok, niggas, I'm thinking of builds and shit and let me hear your thoughts on this. I more or less have the other companions planned, but I'm still fiddling with Laezel.
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I plan to go Dual Wielder (stab a nigga twice), Heavy Armor, Battle master 8/Gloom stalker 4. This build allows me 4 feats and gives Darkvision via Umbral Sight(Gloom stalker) to the Gith. It also gives me initiative based on Wis.

Here is a bit of guesswork, since we don't know the final implementation for some, but I would choose the following feats:
+ Dual Wielder
+ Heavy Armor Master ( to round Str to 18 )
+ Resilient ( to round Wis to 16 and get Prof Save )
+ ASI or... idk...?!
 
Ok, niggas, I'm thinking of builds and shit and let me hear your thoughts on this. I more or less have the other companions planned, but I'm still fiddling with Laezel.
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I plan to go Dual Wielder (stab a nigga twice), Heavy Armor, Battle master 8/Gloom stalker 4. This build allows me 4 feats and gives Darkvision via Umbral Sight(Gloom stalker) to the Gith. It also gives me initiative based on Wis.

Here is a bit of guesswork, since we don't know the final implementation for some, but I would choose the following feats:
+ Dual Wielder
+ Heavy Armor Master ( to round Str to 18 )
+ Resilient ( to round Wis to 16 and get Prof Save )
+ ASI or... idk...?!
is there a site where you can play around with making builds?
 
Ok, niggas, I'm thinking of builds and shit and let me hear your thoughts on this. I more or less have the other companions planned, but I'm still fiddling with Laezel.
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I plan to go Dual Wielder (stab a nigga twice), Heavy Armor, Battle master 8/Gloom stalker 4. This build allows me 4 feats and gives Darkvision via Umbral Sight(Gloom stalker) to the Gith. It also gives me initiative based on Wis.

Here is a bit of guesswork, since we don't know the final implementation for some, but I would choose the following feats:
+ Dual Wielder
+ Heavy Armor Master ( to round Str to 18 )
+ Resilient ( to round Wis to 16 and get Prof Save )
+ ASI or... idk...?!
LOL! I see what you did there you sly dog you. :story:
 
is there a site where you can play around with making builds?
I use this https://bg3builder.site/ for assigning attributes (it's still limited) and I cross reference the confirmed feats (https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Feats) with their DnD 5e description, then I do old fashion autism to path it out.
Again, it's a bit of guesswork since we don't have full confirmation of everything and Larian has been homebrewing several things, so changes could happen.

LOL! I see what you did there you sly dog you. :story:
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