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- 4 de Oct, 2017
"Hello? Hi is your penis rising?"
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- 20 de Ene, 2021
This is Norm.
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- 29 de Mayo, 2021
Yeah lemme get uhhhhh a number 3…extra fries and a large Diet Coke.
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- 8 de Ago, 2020
Unfortunately I cannot answer that question at this time. I'll have to put you on hold. Estimated wait time is 2-3 hours. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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Hi, Norm. What seems to be the problem today?
I believe you have the wrong number, sir.
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- 11 de Jun, 2016
My 10 inch dog Dick just isn’t satisfying my immeasurable cock lust any more, what do you recommend I try next?
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- 17 de Ene, 2021
Hello, on your website you have a Coca Cola can next to your dragon dildo, and I believe it is false advertising. I paid over a hundred dollars thinking I would receive a can of refreshing coke only to receive a fleshy cock.
May I get a refund or exchange for the can of coke in the advertisement? I have no use for this dildo aside from a paperweight, but there is no paper at my desk to weigh down.
May I get a refund or exchange for the can of coke in the advertisement? I have no use for this dildo aside from a paperweight, but there is no paper at my desk to weigh down.
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- 8 de Ago, 2020
Ah, yes. As a matter of fact, our award-winning "Orochi" comes in a 11.5 inch length if you select the "large" option or 13 inch "extra large" if you feel you're ready for it.
I regret to inform you that due to the nature of the products we sell we only accept returns on items that are defective.
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- 2 de Jun, 2020
Sir, this is a Wendys.
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
Uh, um ok so I don't know how to say this but uh the entire dildo is in my ass. Like uh the entire thing.
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- 8 de Ago, 2020
So are you requesting advice on a gift for a favorite employee or manager? I'd be happy to advise you on what to give them this holiday season. I'm just going to need to ask you some personal questions if that's okay with you.
Would you like to upgrade to a larger size that won't fit in your anus in its entirety?
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
Well yes but uh how do I get this one out? Should I call 911?
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- 30 de Ago, 2015
Why are aliens constantly grouped with furries? Asking for a friend.
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- 8 de Ago, 2020
We unfortunately won't be able to accept a return on the item in question if that's what you're asking.
We are not affiliated with that service and so I cannot advise you one way or the other on your decision whether or not to use it.
We specialize in alternative adult toys and do not discriminate on what "alternative" means to you. Any other questions?
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- 2 de Jun, 2020
Sir, I get paid minimum wage. If you're not going to order I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to step out of the line.
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
Well I guess I'll just keep it up there then.
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- 8 de Ago, 2020
Can I speak to your manager?
Any further questions before you go?
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- 9 de Oct, 2018
Nope, all good here!
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- 6 de Jul, 2021
If ya want him to believe it's over, den ya got ta stop acceptin' da booty calls at 2;00 AM in the mornin', ya understand?
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- 9 de Jun, 2019
Are any of your products suitable for self-defense by bludgeoning? Which one would you recommend?