Anti Cows

[Pissmaster]

Late, but I wanted to add that this dude is a full supporter of the cancel culture. He's started Twitter witch hunts to get rid of streamers guilty of the horrible crime of misgendering. That's something that makes me really resent a person, especially if your whole shtick is "internet nice guy".

Well, fuck. I shoulda known better than to ever trust anyone from LA.

 

[Had]

dick masterson

 

[Alex Krycek]

I guess I’ll comment about Retsupurae.

@proteus4994 is pretty good at staying out of drama and keeps most of his business to himself. He’s always been funny to me, even if he’s pretty Liberal and I’m more of a Centrist, I genuinely like his posts and used to watch even his solo stuff a lot. I used to like Slowbeef and Diabeetus a lot too, and I guess I don’t really have a problem with them besides differences of opinion and I wish they’d go back to the same comedy. Dave_O is cool. I never liked Psychedelic Eyeball beyond his Let’s Plays and I don’t know Cherrydoom or whatever her name is for anything but guesting on Retsupurae.

I’m not a huge fan of General Ironicus and ChipCheezumSA.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FhPE8UV_nGc

who is dick masterson?

I guess I’ll comment about Retsupurae.

@proteus4994 is pretty good at staying out of drama and keeps most of his business to himself. He’s always been funny to me, even if he’s pretty Liberal and I’m more of a Centrist, I genuinely like his posts and used to watch even his solo stuff a lot. I used to like Slowbeef and Diabeetus a lot too, and I guess I don’t really have a problem with them besides differences of opinion and I wish they’d go back to the same comedy. Dave_O is cool. I never liked Psychedelic Eyeball beyond his Let’s Plays and I don’t know Cherrydoom or whatever her name is for anything but guesting on Retsupurae.

I’m not a huge fan of General Ironicus and ChipCheezumSA.

Cherrydoom got simped on so hard by Slowbeef he'd delete any embarresing audio by her when they'd upload any clips with her. The one example that is burned into my brain is him deleting audio of her trying to do the Ridley voice.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

who is dick masterson?

The summery is: Got famous for being on Dr. Phil by "pretending"(?) to be some woman hating guy.
Ends up hosting an extremely popular podcast with Maddox. Maddox and Dick have some sort of falling out. Maddox ends up suing Dick and a bunch of other people in one of the most crazy and WTF worthy lawsuits (also known as "The LOLsuit", "the best lawsuit in the world") with a drunk lawyer who either is unable to make proper legal documents or just submits Maddox's documents in some sort of quasi pro se arrangement. After the lawsuit saga Dick seemingly had huge falling out with his fans and became a lolcow.

Honestly I really only paid attention to the LOLsuit because I used to read Maddox's website a lot and to see Maddox fall was interesting and the lawsuit was just that bad/entertaining.

 

[Had]

The summery is: Got famous for being on Dr. Phil by "pretending"(?) to be some woman hating guy.
Ends up hosting an extremely popular podcast with Maddox. Maddox and Dick have some sort of falling out. Maddox ends up suing Dick and a bunch of other people in one of the most crazy and WTF worthy lawsuits (also known as "The LOLsuit", "the best lawsuit in the world") with a drunk lawyer who either is unable to make proper legal documents or just submits Maddox's documents in some sort of quasi pro se arrangement. After the lawsuit saga Dick seemingly had huge falling out with his fans and became a lolcow.

Honestly I really only paid attention to the LOLsuit because I used to read Maddox's website a lot and to see Maddox fall was interesting and the lawsuit was just that bad/entertaining.

To go over Muh Dick lore

Dick and Maddox parted ways over Dick having sex with his ex "80's girl" later proved to be a cam whore and dick's current live in gf. Maddox basically tried to sue Dick for defamation "you called me a cuck yet I am not one" very literal autism, without understanding that you can make fun of public figures. The lawsuit was doom from the start to fail, Asterios was the only person who was really fucked by it as he didn't make back the money he paid on his lawyer.

The start of Dicks lolcowdom came about because of Digibro and his unwillingness to disavow him. When he came on for the first time telling everyone about how he was a pedo none of the fans at the time thought all that much of it other than @BIG_BRAD (cameron clarke) who told dick that he shouldn't have a self admitted pedo on the show. At the time I thought it was just a "wack pack" sorta thing and that Dick wouldn't avow such things, but it was for sure forshadowing.

Fast forward to 2020 and I myself caused a tism telling Dick it was wrong to tell a kid to drop out of college and leave their family to go be with his druggy booker Riley. Due to this a lot of his artists such as @Miss Phase and Magi ended up siding with me and complaining about the ways dick went about paying them if they paid at all.

Then due to people starting to get critical and drugs Dick came up with the great take about cuties that became known about outside of our part of the internet. PPP went on to Question Dick about Np2 and why people couldn't just make an account on the site rather than having to be allowed on and asking what info he had on the people on said site. Dick tried to get Zoom on to back him up PPP said he didn't want to talk to him knowing how bad he was and zoom later went onto Dox dick's house live on air. Dick went on to back up Ralph through all his shit threatening Vickers and saying someone clearly hacked into ralphs phone for the sex tape.

Null ended up talking to PPP because they seemed to share an interest in making fun of ralph, Dicks booker riley went on to tell Null that he needed to leave the Dick show spaces because he called Digi a pedo. Finally Josh called in to the Dick show to talk about it. The worse part of the call in is that Dick not only defends Digi but also the concept of being turn on by kids, and that's where we are now. Dick is known as a Gunt guarder and Pedo defender, and still has his small cult following but can't even get more than 2k views on youtube.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Late, but I wanted to add that this dude is a full supporter of the cancel culture. He's started Twitter witch hunts to get rid of streamers guilty of the horrible crime of misgendering. That's something that makes me really resent a person, especially if your whole shtick is "internet nice guy".

When was that? I follow him on Twitter and he barely posts there whatsoever.

 

[Dull Pencil]

When was that? I follow him on Twitter and he barely posts there whatsoever.

I don't remember, around 2 years ago or so. I didn't think he had one since he's a pretty private guy, let alone he's using his real name on it (well I assume it's his real one), so I was pretty surprised. I only found out when in a stream I watched, someone said in chat he'd gotten himself into Twitter drama and posted a link.

Never mind, actually found the tweet. Looks like he changed Twitter name. Used to be his real name(?), Kevin Carstensen.

https://twitter.com/arcus87/status/1219454825873559553

 

[Raging Capybara]

Yeah, it used to be his real name. But I found this tweet pretty inoffensive all things considered. He was talking about one single individual and not an entire group. Maybe this dude was indeed an asshole, who knows?

 

[Dull Pencil]

Yeah, it used to be his real name. But I found this tweet pretty inoffensive all things considered. He was talking about one single individual and not an entire group. Maybe this dude was indeed an asshole, who knows?

Well first, he says it's a group but only mentions one name. The problem I have is how he just publicly claims this thing without providing any proof. If they where such absolute assholes there would be no need for that, just tell Twitch and it's done. This is textbook SJW stuff to gain support/virtue signal for the internet.

Also, if you are so concerned about doxxing, why are you using your real name, on Twitter??

There was probably a lot more going on than what's mentioned in that tweet.

 

[Migraine Box]

Bit late, though I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring on this

The first person who came to mind for me was The 8-bit Guy. He's always upbeat and completely, 100% apolitical. Doesn't even associate with anyone that gets political (that I know of).

Though he powerlevels like a motherfucker, he's shown the outside of his home and his car plenty of times, and has mentioned living in Kennedale, TX, which isn't a big place.

I saw a bunch of people on this thread mention the 8-bit guy as an anti-cow but I would disagree. I actually like the 8-bit guy quite a bit but I think he has a lot more cow tendencies than a lot of people think (Pointlessly posting his daughter, heading headfirst into things without proper research and just plain old autistic tendencies) but he has a life outside of the internet (his family) and probably surrounds himself with the right people (other classic computing youtubers) that are able to keep him in check. I guess you could say he's the anti-cow in that he's someone who could be a cow if they made worse choices in life, he's more Hank Hill if his propane was a Commodore 64.

The 8-Bit Guy may not be a cow to most, but within his niche he's definitely a bit of a cow. Within the retro gaming circles, he pissed off quite a few with the reproduction labels video, and in the vintage computer community, there's quite a bit. From his obsession with retrobriting everything (with varying success re: Osborne 1), to his rather...unconventional methods of troubleshooting. In particular, nuking a rare prototype IBM system by literally sticking a paperclip in it's PSU was uh, yeah quite the fuckin moment.

Side note: I forgot that Jack used to be insufferable.

To be fair, Jack has admitted he used to be a massive alcoholic, and has committed to cleaning himself up the past couple of years. I can at least respect that.

 

[Scented Candle]

I don't remember, around 2 years ago or so. I didn't think he had one since he's a pretty private guy, let alone he's using his real name on it (well I assume it's his real one), so I was pretty surprised. I only found out when in a stream I watched, someone said in chat he'd gotten himself into Twitter drama and posted a link.

Never mind, actually found the tweet. Looks like he changed Twitter name. Used to be his real name(?), Kevin Carstensen.

https://twitter.com/arcus87/status/1219454825873559553

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Never meet your heroes, or look at their Twitter accounts.

 

[Dull Pencil]

Never meet your heroes, or look at their Twitter accounts.

Isn't that the the truth. However, these days with the internet it becomes almost impossible. Everyone wants to stand in the spotlight and shares their life for all to see. Even if you don't read it, someone else will.

 

[hhaergenreyt]

Ross Scott / AccursedFarms. The Freeman's Mind guy. He's put out consistently high quality stuff for nearly 15 years now. Always had an upbeat attitude and a good sense of humor. Only political thing he's talked about are non-partisan (and more important) topics like resource depletion, the military-industrial complex, and copyright / IP law.

 

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Ross Scott / AccursedFarms. The Freeman's Mind guy. He's put out consistently high quality stuff for nearly 15 years now. Always had an upbeat attitude and a good sense of humor. Only political thing he's talked about are non-partisan (and more important) topics like resource depletion, the military-industrial complex, and copyright / IP law.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cry7kbpPlDA

I've never seen someone discuss climate change, IP laws, and the Rothschildes in such a non partisan but passionate way before.

good on him, and how can you not love this face?

 

[Mudslinger]

From what I know, Ssethtzeentach is pretty alright. Complete degenerate, but in a Kiwifarms sort of way.

 

[Mudslinger]

Scott The Woz. He's (another) zoomer PG-rated AVGN clone, but he's got enough self-awareness to know what he is and what he's doing. His stuff gets cringy on purpose, it's clearly all done in good fun.

Scott has what many other AVGN clones lack, which is that "Scott the Woz" is not "Scott Wozniak", he keeps the character separate from himself. AVGN clones like Caddicarus are fucking painful to watch because Caddicarus is (at least a facet of) James Caddick (he's also painfully unfunny).

In his latest video he revealed that the show is basically a deliberate satire of internet angry reviewer tropes and even got some of them on the show as a metajoke.

In all his videos, the audio mixing is bad on purpose, same with the nonsensical drawn out skits, unnecessary musical numbers (with bad audio mixing as well), the screaming, the "nemesis game", the "nemesis" character. It's all done on purpose to mock angry reviewer tropes.

Scott doesn't involve his internet persona in his real life, he doesn't politically soapbox or shove politics into his videos like other internet game/movie reviewers, he's entirely separated from the character.

Scott's content is best for young teens and mentally-stunted adults. He's not a cow of any kind, and I think that includes anticow.

 

[Meriasek]

From what I know, Ssethtzeentach is pretty alright. Complete degenerate, but in a Kiwifarms sort of way.

I've only recently stumbled over his videos, but his style and humour did work for me.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Probably doesn't really count, but I just saw this guy in an A&H thread. Dude basically shames and jokes about all the chomos he busts on the news.

 

[RandomNobody]

RLM (as mentioned). Rich Evans is def not a lolcow, he has a good work ethic and builds most of the props/sets.

Critical Drinker - He's actually a successful author.

Some others from the "Fandom Menace" crew like Doomcock and Nerdrotic.

It'sAGundam

Some comedian/famous guy podcasters like Joe Rogan, Adam Carolla, Nick DiPaulo and Bill Burr.

Countless streamers/pro gamers with smaller audiences. Some of the larger streamers without a farms thread are def borderline if not fullblown lolcows though like Asmongold (unhygenic slob, ethot simp, his hot takes, etc.) but he's also made a ton of money playing World of Warcraft and seems to have a level of self-awareness.

Sorry to necro my old post... but I take one of these back... Nerdrotic definitely seems to be wandering into lolcow territory with his constant dramarama,,,