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PhantomStrider. While his videos nowadays are kinda lackluster, I always find myself coming back to them because he’s just so wholesome. He has gone into political territory lately, but nothing too deep, and again, never gets into drama.
late response but PhantomStrider is one of the biggest fucking pansies I've ever seen on YouTube. Years ago I watched one of his videos and he was going on and on about how an episode of Spongebob was "scary" and shouldn't be shown to kids.
Fucking Spongebob. I commented that he sounded like a bitch and he responded to my comment by basically calling me a bully.
Well yeah you spergy faggot, if you're crying that an episode of fucking SPONGEBOB is scary you deserve to be shoved in lockers.
A lot of the classic guntubers have been pretty great at behaving online, probably because they spend most of their days away from the internet. Scott from Kentucky Ballistics, the Garand Thumb people, Demolition Ranch, Brandon Herrera, Hickok45, etc. I'm sure at least some of these guys have skeletons in their closets, but they've never gone cow...yet.
Also, most of the Red Letter Media crew, even the shitlib Jack, have been pretty good at not feeding trolls and behaving themselves. There's some sperging here about them but they just don't care.
Personally for anti cows I'd list:
Markiplier
Ross Scott
Jerma985
Vargskelethor
Vinesauce
Imakuni
partly - Jabroni Mike and RevScarecrow
Rubberross
Oneyng (OneyPlays)
Psychicpebbles
Dan Avidan (game grumps/starbomb/Ninja sex party)
(If he actually involved himself more in content) Telepurte and Zeurel.
I'd define an anticow, in the parasocial sense, as the kind of person who'd be a really good friend if not one of the best as opposed to a lolcow who couldn't be worse friend material unless they were literal criminals (of which many end up eventually or currently being). Friendship with them would never bite you in the ass due to some kind of obligation to defend them, of which they'd also never put on you.
Just mature and chill people who just want to enjoy whatever their current-life tism is focusing on. They might get into drama, but it's usually as a 1-off or through no fault of their own.
I count Mike and Rev as anticows because, while their chats might have some shitters in it, they strike me as--if nothing else--anticow aspirants. They don't really start shit with others nor try to cancel them, they just want to have fun, enjoy stuff and do something cool or fun. They aren't political and if they accidentally catch themselves going there they usually stop themselves. 'course if Mike ever became a lolcow it wouldn't be too out of pocket considering he used to be a massive drug abuser at one point.
I'm sure I could think of more; I like the idea of anticows even if a full forum section would never happen. People being great people doesn't prompt anyone into investigating them unless the investigator is pessimistic, cautious and previously-burned, or mentally unstable. Though the OP for this thread kind of resembles a lolcow thread, just with less stuff.
It left me wondering if there are more supposed lolcows that were going to be but never became one due to quitting the internet or having an actual life eventually.
Ulilillia especially, considering his track record:
Has a functional job.
Makes a video game based on his mind despite not having any experience with code but does it anyway with his math expertise.
People genuinely care about him.
Makes good friends despite his social setbacks.
His parents love and support him despite his autistic tendencies.
Imo the main theme of lolcows is actually not that they're eccentric but because of persistent dramatic, aggressive, and/or fame-seeking behavior that steps on others. There are plenty of weird people online who are quickly forgotten about since they keep to themselves and are mature enough to ignore anyone poking them with a stick. Heck, plenty of people overshare embarrassing stuff online but aren't thought twice about since they keep themselves anonymous enough when doing so. It's when you start picking fights and burning bridges in a very public manner that people take notice.
Not a specific name but I've always thought this about various well-respected people who are popular speedrunners, indie game devs, weebs, etc. They have obvious spergy tendencies but nobody faults them for it if they're agreeable to talk to and produce relevant content for their niche. Tons of names don't get posted in Animal Control or Stinkditch because they aren't doing anything except scribbling in the corner with their personal friends. You can hop on tumblr or twitter and easily find examples.
A lot of cows are picked apart for things like autism, laziness, bad looks, being bad at a skill, etc. but at the end of the day nobody would care about any of that if they were calmly behaved. With the exception of coomers maybe, but I'd argue that that's intrinsically disruptive to society whereas just being awkward and weird isn't. Even some cows end up with a bunch of people liking them because of their easygoing attitude (like that pad guy).
Honestly, Mae and Oathias of C&Rsenal continue to impress me.
10 years of videos
500k+ subscribers
'Cord (enough said)
Covering old guns, with the newest gun they've covered being the SKS (as far as I recall), which creates a massive sperg magnet audience-wise
Yet somehow, they've never really engaged in any cow behavior, or engaged with anyone who is a cow themselves. I also can't remember any major drama they've been involved in, and frankly any drama at all. Given everything above thats something of an impressive feat, especially since guntubers as a whole seem to be filled with sex weirdos, maladjusted wannabes, and just all variety of drama magnets.
Honestly, Mae and Oathias of C&Rsenal continue to impress me.
10 years of videos
500k+ subscribers
'Cord (enough said)
Covering old guns, with the newest gun they've covered being the SKS (as far as I recall), which creates a massive sperg magnet audience-wise
Yet somehow, they've never really engaged in any cow behavior, or engaged with anyone who is a cow themselves. I also can't remember any major drama they've been involved in, and frankly any drama at all. Given everything above thats something of an impressive feat, especially since guntubers as a whole seem to be filled with sex weirdos, maladjusted wannabes, and just all variety of drama magnets.
I can't even think of anyone who's tried to start shit with them, which is impressive, given that Othais has a forum account and is semi-active in the gun and guntuber threads. I think C&Rsenal is the Platonic ideal of e-fame, or content creation, or whatever you want to call it. Honestly, they could probably make more money teaching a "How to not be Retarded on the Internet" class.
I know he is diagnosed with OCD and not autism, but I place him into my category of 'herbivore autists' because they are ultimately harmless compared to other archetypes on the spectrum showcased here. They are a personality you can celebrate and laugh with rather than laughing at in a mean-spirited way. I love coming across gems like him.
(Hopefully I don't get ninja'd/ninja someone.)
I've been following this for a bit, so here's a quick rundown of what happened for those not in the know, it's funny.
Telepurte made this tweet.
This lead to some controversy. Not over the message, but who and how it was delivered. Telepurte's entire career was started with doing lewd animations on youtube and drawings on twitter. Eventually he'd also make a Patreon where he'd just post porn and such. His entire career was created by drawing sexy women. Then, out of nowhere, he makes the above tweet.
Reactions would be mixed, lots of "So true!" type posts from people, and also quite a lot of pushback, either aiming at what else he draws and how it seems to go against his point, or just general disdain for how the message was delivered.
He would follow up with this tweet, which, yeah, speaks of it's self.
This image got the same reaction, doesn't help how condescending it comes off. So he would make yet another follow up a day later.
The reaction to the above comic would be the final nail in the coffin for Telepurte, as he would stop using his female oc in a bikini to make his arguments for him, and just make a actual tweet about it.
I felt I should say this.
I wanted to draw a hot woman and then make her say something, but I didn't want to make her say stupid gooner bullshit anymore, so I made her say my opinions instead.
My opinion is that people should be treated with respect, care, kindness, and dignity, regardless of who they are, what they are, or how they present themselves The combination of drawing hot women and simultaneously expressing my opinion sparked an unexpected fire.
A lot of people revealed themselves to be cruel, bitter, and dehumanizing, and that was disappointing to watch.
It also gave me a glimpse of what many women go through almost every day, every week, every year of their lives.
It makes me sad.
It disgusts me.
Let me be absolutely clear. It is not hypocritical to create or consume NSFW and still respect women at the same time. The idea that NSFW *is* objectification, and inherently dehumanizing, speaks more of the viewer than it does about the artist. No one in porn is telling you to devalue women or to disregard their feelings, thoughts, opinions, hopes, dreams, or humanity. So you can't absolve yourself of responsibility by trying to make the point of "You made porn" or "she dressed a certain way" so clearly she WANTS to be devalued and treated unkindly and disrespectfully.
NO ONE wants to be treated unkindly or disrespectfully.
Not even you.
I will not apologize.
I stand firm in this position.
If it makes you angry, I invite you to ask yourself why.
Some parts of his proper response gave some people the big think, and a few autists undertook the grand trek of just looking through his tweets, anddddddddddddddddddd Bingo.
Telepurte is dating a ex-onlyfans girl, current lewdtuber* e-girl named Tayto. It's the Idubbz shit all over again, but with gooner's remorse thrown in.
Following the discovery, Telepurte would lock comments on all the tweets he had made since the initial post. His girlfriend would make a tweet of her own.
I posted this in a reply but I figured I'd say it here too, but I won't be keeping it up for long. I did in fact have a semi-lewd OF in 2021. It was no secret but it isn't relevant to my life now hence why it was never mentioned obviously. This was long before I met my bf. I had it for a few months before feeling what only I guess I could describe as remorse LMAO.I am not ashamed or hide it but it just isn't who I am anymore and not something I want to do. It's wholly irrelevant. Especially not in a relationship, it doesn't align with the values I have now as a more matured person. And those are MY OWN values, they don't have to be shared and I don't judge others because people can do whatever they want. I don't care that it happened now although I used to be upset with myself for years. I am just glad I stopped early.I don't agree with this notion that only a whipped bf could say the things he said when what he said was just reiterating basic human respect. He has held that opinion far before he even knew I existed. You can call me any which way you want but the truth is I left what I felt ashamed of at the time behind a long time ago. It has had no consequence on our relationship as it happened far before it. It has no consequence in my life even if there are stale crumbs from it left behind from years ago because I just don't care, it doesn't represent who I am at all now. 6 months of a barely nsfw OF that I deactivated and subsequently deleted shortly after making it is no skin off my hide. To theorycraft my life and how I treat my significant other speaks more to how small and insignificant the lives of those harassing me are. Tele has all of my respect, admiration, and love. This isn't an apology, I have nothing to apologize for. SDIYBT.
Thanks for spreading those old pics around though, I looked great! Have a blessed day!
Telepurte would reply to her tweet with his own.
*Autistic side note: Lewdtuber is a term, often used derogatorily, sometimes not, to describe the Vtuber equivalent of female Twitch streamers who also do Onlyfans.
So, as I see it: Telepurte builds a career off making lewd and later outright hentai, he gets with a failed Onlyfans girl, suddenly decides he doesn't want his Large Breasted Bikini Clad OC to say "Gooner Shit" anymore, uses her as a mouth piece for his own opinions, and it backfires. He gets so mad he makes a several paragraph post about drawing porn isn't inherently disrespectful or objectifying, a few autists get a radar alert because it sounds like pure cope, do some digging, and find out about his girlfriend. He locks comments soon after.
As I was writing this, Telepurte posted another tweet.
The caption is a reference to "Start Digging In Yo Butt, Twin", a popular meme amongst the youth of TikTok. Is it a thinly veiled response to people making fun of him and his girlfriend? Probably.
I wouldn't say he's saintly like an anti-cow but he exposed EDP and BurnedShow for being creeps and best of all, his personality feels like a rare sight. Cold Raven for the win!
