🎨 Artcow Ang Vondra / Vee / afairmaiden / DefectivePaks / politepuppet / handsomehugs / skyshamins / politelyhaunted / orphanboywife - Shotacon artist, former Cartoon Network employee, alien abductee. "Blacklisted from the animation industry". Proship martyr, faked her death to own the antis.

[SPACETIME WARPING BOWTIE]

Sorry for the double post, but guess what's back online! (a)

Here are the audio files that weren't archived last time around, so you can hear just how horrid her voice acting is, with their respective comic pages:

Spoiler: Comics + audio

 

[Cryptojew]

Ang has finally admitted that WARP SPACETIME was a big larp.


Ang plans on making music soon. I genuinely cannot wait.


Ang posted another dance video. On her tumblr, she explains that the video WARPED her SPACETIME to make her ugly (I thought it was a larp?)

15:01

She's not entirely wrong- she does make some nightmare faces while dancing.


This is my favorite part of the video- she's like that one girl at the anime club even the obese nerds don't want to associate with.

1:46

Posting without comment.

Sorry for the double post, but guess what's back online! (a)

Here are the audio files that weren't archived last time around, so you can hear just how horrid her voice acting is, with their respective comic pages:

Spoiler: Comics + audio

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pieaudio3.mp3

Amazing. Hopefully she actually ends up continuing it.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

This is my favorite part of the video- she's like that one girl at the anime club even the obese nerds don't want to associate with.
cringe.mp4

“Would you like to try something a little, you nigger?”

WHOA, ANG, SETTLE DOWN!

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

so you can hear just how horrid her voice acting is,

I genuinely cannot wait.

Neither can I.

0:09

 

[Poop Shitter]

“Would you like to try something a little, you nigger?”

WHOA, ANG, SETTLE DOWN!

I cannot unhear it, what was she even trying to say in the first place? I can vaguely hear "Something a little unique-er" but that doesn't make much sense either, unless she's quoting something and I'm being an overthinking autist

 

[Cryptojew]

Ang for the umpteenth time, has lost the will to live. It's funny how she still solely blames Hugo's TDick for her "business" failing.




Ang's A/C exploded into black mold. I don't buy it, I bet she's planning on using this as a cover story to grift more money.

I cannot unhear it, what was she even trying to say in the first place? I can vaguely hear "Something a little unique-er" but that doesn't make much sense either, unless she's quoting something and I'm being an overthinking autist

I'm pretty sure it's meant to be "unique-er". Seems like the sort of nonsense word she'd use.

 

[SPACETIME WARPING BOWTIE]

The AC unit exploding into black toxic mold reminds me of the dead raccoon in the wall thing from a few years ago, back when she still lived with Puppy...

...Anyone know what the fuck happened to Puppy?

 

[Jerkass Ingoff Y2K2.0]

Ang has finally admitted that WARP SPACETIME was a big larp.
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Ang plans on making music soon. I genuinely cannot wait.
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Ang posted another dance video. On her tumblr, she explains that the video WARPED her SPACETIME to make her ugly (I thought it was a larp?)
No more T E A R S- the cursed video I was never in S-youneverreallysawme.mp4
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She's not entirely wrong- she does make some nightmare faces while dancing.
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This is my favorite part of the video- she's like that one girl at the anime club even the obese nerds don't want to associate with.
cringe.mp4

Posting without comment.
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Amazing. Hopefully she actually ends up continuing it.

>The WARP SPACETIME was a hoax; I made it up
>THE HORRORTERRORS WARPED SPACETIME ON MY VIDEO

My god, can she EVER get her stories straight?

Make up your goddamn mind, Ang. You just admitted to roleplaying as Kyen (or whatever the fuck her name was) from your one of your failed projects.

Ang's A/C exploded into black mold. I don't buy it, I bet she's planning on using this as a cover story to grift more money.

As the wisemen said: "Pics or it didn't happen".

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Dec-ification continues at its snail pace. I have successful clones that are quickly produced and are impressive in their own right, but they don't have the ranting, raving, throaty baritone quality of the radio DJ's narration - they're much too sober sounding, as the models have been trained on normal, sane conversations.

At the moment it just reminds me of Patrick Tomlinson.

So I'm running an arduous finetuning process to try and capture that Francis schizo-zeal.



I've decided it's probably prudent not to allude to the specs or process I went through to reach this point. I don't want to risk making actual harassment any easier by posting cliffnotes. Really I'm just doing this to learn how to synth voices for my media projects. It's a fun edge case.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Dec-ification continues at its snail pace. I have successful clones that are quickly produced and are impressive in their own right, but they don't have the ranting, raving, throaty baritone quality of the radio DJ's narration - they're much too sober sounding, as the models have been trained on normal, sane conversations.

At the moment it just reminds me of Patrick Tomlinson.

Francification.wav

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So I'm running an arduous finetuning process to try and capture that Francis schizo-zeal.

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I've decided it's probably prudent not to allude to the specs or process I went through to reach this point. I don't want to risk making actual harassment any easier by posting cliffnotes. Really I'm just doing this to learn how to synth voices for my media projects. It's a fun edge case.

I’m pretty sure one of the guys in the Dec thread already has an AI for this. You could probably ask them about it, but if you’re just doing it for fun that’s fine too.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

I’m pretty sure one of the guys in the Dec thread already has an AI for this. You could probably ask them about it, but if you’re just doing it for fun that’s fine too.

I'm pretty sure he came in here at one point and did exactly what I'm now attempting - putting Vondra's rants into a Dec voice. That's where I got the idea originally. I may have dreamnt it though, idk, not about to go looking.

Spoiler: blah blah

It's important I learn how to DIY voice cloning though, for work-related reasons. And I'm particularly interested in seeing if I can make my computer side-hustle for money to upgrade its own hardware. Plenty of people are too lazy to even sign in to AI websites and prompt what they want for a $20 subscription, but they'll still pay a Benny to a guy on Fiverr to transcribe some old cassettes for them.

 

[Cryptojew]

Ang has been extremely busy on tumblr, making multiple posts a day. Most of it is her standard existentialism sperging and complaining about TADC, but here are some highlights. For starters, she updated her bio.



More confirmation that Snaily was her hand the entire time. So was the entirety of the Snaily story arc just her larping as big sister, or was she having an actual psychotic break?


"Pomni is just a discount porfle"


Ang attempts poetry. It's extremely schizophrenic.

Spoiler: Schizo

Some fanart that actually managed to get some traction. This is probably the first time in months I've seen anything she's made get more than 10 or so likes.


Some sperging I found funny.


Ragatha/Pomni shipping art.


Now Pomni has the bowtie.

 

[Vampire Bat]

..Anyone know what the fuck happened to Puppy?

I've long suspected naminepuppy isn't a real person due to the fact the account literally only seemed to exist to help Ang's EOL care grift and defend her, as well as puppy's account seemingly being nuked when Ang stopped her 'WAAH WAAH KYLE CAROZZA IS KILLING ME!!' hysterics, but I didn't want to say anything sooner because it's a pretty strong assumption to make without evidence. It definitely is suspicious though.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Alright I've got it more or less sorted, the remainder is gonna be case by case post-processing with a soundmixer. Along with text alterations, for proprietary reasons.

A fine shitposting tool for the arsenal.



Warning, Loud:

 

[Cryptojew]

Between admitting WARPSPACTIME was a larp and admitting Snaily is her hand, I wonder if her manic episode is coming to an end.

New vent art.


Ang complaining about "stalkers". I can't tell if she's referring to us or people like Jane and her old discord friends.

Spoiler: Long

Ang uploaded a new video, uses her normal voice.

Why I NEED to be overly-critical of Cartoons​

12:09

Her outfit is bizarre. Who wears a bowtie over a regular tie? And the frilly sleeves look awful with the suspenders.


She honestly looks like a femcel version of Kyle Carozza.

I've long suspected naminepuppy isn't a real person due to the fact the account literally only seemed to exist to help Ang's EOL care grift and defend her, as well as puppy's account seemingly being nuked when Ang stopped her 'WAAH WAAH KYLE CAROZZA IS KILLING ME!!' hysterics, but I didn't want to say anything sooner because it's a pretty strong assumption to make without evidence. It definitely is suspicious though.

I never archived this, but at one point years back I was digging deep into Puppy's twitter and found some weird furry discord drama she'd been involved in. Safe to say she was a different person.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I'm just wondering what Kyle did to her that she wants to be like him so much.

 

[probably online]

She honestly looks like a femcel version of Kyle Carozza.

what have you done

 

[SPACETIME WARPING BOWTIE]

Been a while since I posted in here, life is busy. It's comforting to know that Ang has also been busy as well!

Ang has been uploading a LOT of stuff, old and new. It's somewhat strange to see her post so much old stuff, since her entire modus is deleting everything. Maybe she wants to draw back old fans?

Anyways, here is an unsorted dump of everything she's been posting. Some stuff might have been posted to the proshipping thread, but I feel it's prudent to repost them here even if that's the case.

Spoiler: Giant Ang Art Dump (Warning for shota x grandfather incest, suggestive porfle art, and a cat's asshole)

Most of the things that look like actual effort was put into them are, of course, the older works of art. The exceptions to this are the "Constance" drawing and her drawing of Meekie wearing that one outfit Ang has worn in her recent videos.

Edit: She posted on her substar today! She mostly rambles a lot, but posts 2 new images!

Spoiler: Latest substar post

 

[Cryptojew]

Ang has been a bit boring lately, which is why I completely missed her bitching about us on twitter a few weeks ago.

"KF is a CATALOGUE of people that are available to be klld"








I really like how she says she doesn't read her thread, and then proceeds to just make stuff up about us. When did we give her explicit details on how to commit suicide and tell her to livestream it?

In other news, WARPSPACETIME was all a viral marketing campaign I guess?


And she has a few more fandom videos in the works

 

[Normal-Style Human]

Ang needs step by step details on how to get a job if anything.