💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Or we could talk about how he sucks at storytelling instead of getting all autistic because he drew more fingers on one hand than another...?

I gotta agree with this. His art is not that bad, but the way he writes is awful. His jokes are a little better than CWC's. When he wants to make a point, apart from the fact that it is almost always ridiculous and self-serving, he makes it as subtle as a chainaxe to the face, and his characters are barely less socially repulsive than him. All in all, I think his writing skills are his worst artistic point. Fuck me for calling it artistic.
 
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I gotta agree with this. His art is not that bad, but the way he writes is awful. His jokes are a little better than CWC's. When he wants to make a point, apart from the fact that it is almost always ridiculous and self-serving, he makes it as subtle as a chainaxe to the face, and his characters are barely more socially repulsive than him. All in all, I think his writing skills are his worst artistic point. Fuck me for calling it artistic.

Dobson is the kind of person who even when he makes an argument you could agree on does it so half assed that you want to take an aspirine cause you get an headache. A good example for that would be that maturity comic he brings up about cartoons.
 
This art is actually good. Better than what he posts, I'd say, in terms of liveliness and visual interest. Everything seems so much more expressive and vivid here than compared to what Dobson's work has become.
Let that sink in for a moment:
That sepia-colored image is more vivid and expressive than his current colored images.
Isn't body diversity something these morons like to drool all over?
If she doesn't weight half a ton and has blood type "mayonnaise", it's the wrong kind of "body diversity". Remember: Thin privilege is never earned, no matter how much work you need to retain being thin and fit.
I wish I was joking. I've seen people trying to make this point for real.
 
Wasn't there an LOLcow accused of fucking a duck? Is that shirt a reference to that?

Sorry if I missed anything.
It took a while but I finally found the source comic for the thing.

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It is, quite literally, a forced meme. I think Dobson missed the part where no one likes those, and actually started trying to force the meme from his comic about forced memes.
 
I think the one thing about Dobson's art is that, well, it's mediocre bordering on being absolutely terrible. I mean, let's consider some of the other "artists" we've covered here:

Chris-chan
Jay Geis
Sweets
KirbyKrisis

You don't even need to have an interest in drawing to see immediately that these guys have the drawing ability of a goldfish. Meanwhile, there's Dobson. Like, if you didn't know anything about him, you would probably shrug and say meh and move on. Hell, if you were a young and impressionable youth, you might actually like it. But then you keep looking at more and more and more of his work and it just feels... wrong. Off.

I had never heard of Dobson as his Tom Preston account back when I was young and religiously followed webcomics, but I was a fan of Tim Buckley, the guy behind CAD. I literally followed that comic all the way to its "finale," but once it was finished and became a gag strip I just... slowly lost interest. Now, AD was mostly a gag strip to begin with so the loss of the narrative was certainly not the reason why I eventually stopped reading it. More to the point, it was probably just because I was older and was exposed to more quality work, and I noticed this "sameyness" to CAD. Like, aside from the artwork being spruced up or more defined, it was almost the exact same thing throughout. There's no evolution, no distinct growth, nothing. You could open a CAD strip from 2009 and then one from 2013 and, aside from it looking shinier, it's almost the exact same thing you would expect before.

This is stagnation. Despite what a lot of people say, most people don't want things to stay exactly as they are. If that were the case, Mario games would still only involve the Mushroom and the Fire Flower and have a static 8 worlds. There has to be some new things, some changes, some improvements, something, because eventually an audience is going to get bored and leave. There's only so many times you can do the exact same thing before people get up and leave. This is Dobson's main flaw, in my honest opinion. He is not only stagnant, but he is proud of being stagnant and unchanging. He's said before that he's perfectly fine with mediocrity and that he has no desire for improvement. I've made a far more emotional post before about how this is irritating to see as someone who does do some creative stuff on the side, but basically, the fact that Dobson keeps making the same amateurish mistakes for years and years while claiming to be a respected cartoonist and wallowing in his mediocrity and failure, the fact that he is defensive about his mediocre art to the point where he's retroactively modified his Patreon to turn it into a paywall, turns him into a lolcow. He has the potential and the following to be an extremely popular online artist and possibly get picked up by an actual animation studio, or simply just coast on Patreon donations for a great deal of time. There are artists out there that support themselves in this way. The thing is that he knows all of this, has been told all of this, and doesn't do it. That's what makes his artwork laughable and himself a lolcow imo.

(Oh, that and he's a reprehensible human being with a shitty attitude and entitlement issues up the ass.)
 
Wasn't there another forced meme he was trying to push for a while from some of his brentalfloss strips that never caught on because it was incredibly unfunny, too? He kept trying to put it on shirts and all it did was emphasize how unfunny he was.
This monstrosity. I wonder how many they sold.
It took a while but I finally found the source comic for the thing.

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It is, quite literally, a forced meme. I think Dobson missed the part where no one likes those, and actually started trying to force the meme from his comic about forced memes.
Dobson and memes don't mix. Whenever he tries to use them, he fails. Horribly.
Take this, for instance:
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It's supposed to be a passive-aggressive stab at reddit-style 'rageface' comics, I assume.

Yet, when you look at them, Dobs clearly doesn't understand that memes aren't just images, but the context (and macros) attributed to them matter as well. That's why his *sigh* Duck Butt Lollipop fails. Can't even call it a non-sequitur, since that would imply there's any context out of which this falls. It's just Chris-Tran brand "Random Acces Humor". How someone, who's professional life has such strong ties to the internet, who also spends almost any waking moment online, is unable to understand what a meme is, is beyond me.
 
I just decided to look up his patreon again, partly regarding his milestone goals. I realized one thing there. His 300 dollar goal (one page of comic per week) is a pretty damn dumb goal in and on itself. I mean the other ones are already pretty cheap, but here is the thing: So far you don't have to pay him that much for him to fullfill the goal already. If I did not miscount, he loads up around 4 pages per month already. Granted, it is his SYAC garbage, but still. He already does what he supposedly offers his patreons when they pay him more.
 
I checked his website, and I just feel sad from looking at all that wasted potential from the diamonds in the rough.
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I actually find his Sherlock pieces interesting. And they have BACKGROUNDS!

Holy crap, THAT'S Dobson's?! Those are pretty damn good! And he let all this go to waste?
That's just depressing.
 
I just decided to look up his patreon again, partly regarding his milestone goals. I realized one thing there. His 300 dollar goal (one page of comic per week) is a pretty damn dumb goal in and on itself. I mean the other ones are already pretty cheap, but here is the thing: So far you don't have to pay him that much for him to fullfill the goal already. If I did not miscount, he loads up around 4 pages per month already. Granted, it is his SYAC garbage, but still. He already does what he supposedly offers his patreons when they pay him more.

I would honestly love to see him hit the target for his skyrim rhymes book.
It would be new levels of cringe and would what would bring the copyright hammer down on Dobbie.

Again its sad he feels a need to be paid in advance for things he wants to do.


And fucking minecraft servers for a guy who hates interacting with others.
 
And fucking minecraft servers for a guy who hates interacting with others.
I'm curious as to how that Minecraft server thing would work. Would he shut the server down if the Patreon went below the mark? Would he be scheduling his Minecraft appearances so he could play with his fans? Does he even have Minecraft on his computer?
 
I would honestly love to see him hit the target for his skyrim rhymes book.
It would be new levels of cringe and would what would bring the copyright hammer down on Dobbie.

Again its sad he feels a need to be paid in advance for things he wants to do.


And fucking minecraft servers for a guy who hates interacting with others.
"The sexist bard fills women with ire, so the brave adventurer throws him in the fire!"

"In this world I have a loving daughter and a lesbian wife, but in the real world what I have can barely be called a life."

There, I wrote two whole pages for him already.
 
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Does he even have Minecraft on his computer?
He does now:

I just decided to look up his patreon again, partly regarding his milestone goals. I realized one thing there. His 300 dollar goal (one page of comic per week) is a pretty damn dumb goal in and on itself. I mean the other ones are already pretty cheap, but here is the thing: So far you don't have to pay him that much for him to fullfill the goal already. If I did not miscount, he loads up around 4 pages per month already. Granted, it is his SYAC garbage, but still. He already does what he supposedly offers his patreons when they pay him more.
You call that goal dumb?, how about the last one:
"Computer Upgrade
$2,000 per month
If I can reach this outlandish goal, I'll be able to afford to upgrade my computer and tablet and hopefully be able to make even better artwork faster!"
Notice how he does say "HOPEFULLY", in other words, you pay a fuck load of money for someone to buy something and MAYBE do something with it. That's what you get when you pay someone for making art right?, you get a promise of the artist to maybe do something.
 
"The sexist bard fills women with ire, so the brave adventurer throws him in the fire!"

"In this world i have a loving daughter and a lesbian wife, but in the real world what i have can barely be called a life."
There, I wrote two whole pages for him already.

Can we play Dobson poems again please that was fun.

In Skyrim Dobbie is a furry storm cloak
Fighting for a independent Nord nation
In reality Dobbie will die alone
Whilst jerking to inflation

I'm curious as to how that Minecraft server thing would work. Would he shut the server down if the Patreon went below the mark? Would he be scheduling his Minecraft appearances so he could play with his fans? Does he even have Minecraft on his computer?

Its so vague....patreon supported server.
You can tell he has no idea what it entails but he likely thought fuck it no ones ever gonna pay me anyway.
Likely he would just set one up and do nothing with it.
 
He does now:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cG-asw9shvY

You call that goal dumb?, how about the last one:
"Computer Upgrade
$2,000 per month
If I can reach this outlandish goal, I'll be able to afford to upgrade my computer and tablet and hopefully be able to make even better artwork faster!"
Notice how he does say "HOPEFULLY", in other words, you pay a fuck load of money for someone to buy something and MAYBE do something with it. That's what you get when you pay someone for making art right?, you get a promise of the artist to maybe do something.
That's just Dobson logic 101 right there.
 
He does now:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cG-asw9shvY

You call that goal dumb?, how about the last one:
"Computer Upgrade
$2,000 per month
If I can reach this outlandish goal, I'll be able to afford to upgrade my computer and tablet and hopefully be able to make even better artwork faster!"
Notice how he does say "HOPEFULLY", in other words, you pay a fuck load of money for someone to buy something and MAYBE do something with it. That's what you get when you pay someone for making art right?, you get a promise of the artist to maybe do something.

Even if the $2000 was your sole monthly income as a one off you could get yourself a decent pc, tablet and a new TV and that second hand xboxing he craves.
The only way you could fuck that simple transaction up is if you traded it in for magic beans.
 
Today, Dobby spergs about....

The Zelda cartoon!


His "progressive" team in a game!


His stupid-ass fucking Vivian James mockery!

 
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