💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Sanae Kochiya]

Dobson is a pacifist!

(who threw a chair at a guy because he spoiled Harry Potter)

Dobson is a feminist!

(who remains unrepentant of his past inflation past of CattyN and blocks anyone who brings it up)

Dobson is an open-minded person!

(who strawmans all of his opposition and shows clear fanboyism to certain brands)

Dobson cares about his fans!

(but if you don't say everything about him is good then you get blocked)

Dobson wants his artwork to be free to everyone!

(so long as you pay him)

Dobson considers himself a cultured and well-learned individual!

(because he's watched a lot of cartoons guys)

Dobson is a mature artist who takes himself very seriously!

(although he suffers from PTSD from being sprayed with water)

Dobson is a fair and balanced person and certainly not obsessive!

(who named one of the countries in AzP after fucking Anita)

Dobson is always working on improving his craft!

(after he's done playing Splatoon and Skyrim)

Dobson is a proactive person!

(please ignore the fact that he's had that Twitter avatar for several fucking months)

 

[Accel_Rider]

You read his stories (not the comics) right?, everytime he tells a story of himself you can see he's really shitty. In the whole "airport mess" you can see that Dobs doesn't have the slightest sense of humor and is incapable of getting along, in the "Harry Potter spoilers" you see that Dobs over reacts easily and even gets violent, in "The Christmas fiasco"... I don't really have to explain that one, do I?.

Wow, mystery solved. I admit, all I know about him is that he's a mediocre artist who made a shit webcomic and an online drama queen. I don't usually judge people on how they act irl based on their tweets because people act pretty weird on the internet. Can you just give me a short summary of that "Christmas Fiasco"? You don't have to if you don't want.

Dobson is a pacifist!

(who threw a chair at a guy because he spoiled Harry Potter)

Dobson is a feminist!

(who remains unrepentant of his past inflation past of CattyN and blocks anyone who brings it up)

Dobson is an open-minded person!

(who strawmans all of his opposition and shows clear fanboyism to certain brands)

Dobson cares about his fans!

(but if you don't say everything about him is good then you get blocked)

Dobson wants his artwork to be free to everyone!

(so long as you pay him)

Dobson considers himself a cultured and well-learned individual!

(because he's watched a lot of cartoons guys)

Dobson is a mature artist who takes himself very seriously!

(although he suffers from PTSD from being sprayed with water)

Dobson is a fair and balanced person and certainly not obsessive!

(who named one of the countries in AzP after fucking Anita)

Dobson is always working on improving his craft!

(after he's done playing Splatoon and Skyrim)

Dobson is a proactive person!

(please ignore the fact that he's had that Twitter avatar for several fucking months)

Aaaaaaand my opinion of him has immediately improved.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This guy threw a chair? Hopefully it triggered everyone to swarm his ass out of the building...

 

[Smokey]

I know this is a few days late, but I was inspired by Dobson's latest SYAC.

I think it's fairly obvious why he wants the red badge of autism: he can use it as an excuse for why no one talks to him instead of facing the harsh reality that his own miserable personality is sufficient to drive everyone away.

 

[Count groudon]

Given his Tweets, I would imagine that he's fairly egotistical irl. Not someone I could spend more than five minutes holding a conversation with unless it revolved around him.

I believe in one of his journals he said anytime he gets a message on facebook from somebody he doesn't know he responds with "who are you and why should I care?". Granted the guy he said it to in the journal was his old bully, but the fact that he said that before he even knew who he was just proves that he's just as much of an arrogant dick anywhere he is.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Wow, mystery solved. I admit, all I know about him is that he's a mediocre artist who made a shit webcomic and an online drama queen. I don't usually judge people on how they act irl based on their tweets because people act pretty weird on the internet. Can you just give me a short summary of that "Christmas Fiasco"? You don't have to if you don't want.

A long time ago, when there was hope for humanity and most of us probably weren't on the Farms, Dobson actually had a girlfriend. The girlfriend, who I'll refer to as "redhead" in reference to her hair color, was Jewish and she and Dobson hit it off... mildly well? It was enough that Dobson was invited over to her family's place for Hanukkah. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the journal post where he wrote about the experience - it might be lost to time - but basically he got pissy over redhead and her family's celebration because Hanukkah wasn't Christmas and whined about it on dA. I swear to fucking Azir, I'm not kidding.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

It's been posted at least twice in this thread.

 

[Malt Liquor]

I know this is a few days late, but I was inspired by Dobson's latest SYAC.

I think it's fairly obvious why he wants the red badge of autism: he can use it as an excuse for why no one talks to him instead of facing the harsh reality that his own miserable personality is sufficient to drive everyone away.

He looks like a fat,autistic Freddy Krueger in that pic

 

[Von Clausewitz]

He looks like a fat,autistic Freddy Krueger in that pic

One, two, Dobbie sucks up to Wu.

Three, four, better whine some more.

Five, six, critics are all dicks.

Seven, eight, wallpapers will be late.

Nine, ten, pump up a lesbian.

 

[D.Angus]

One, two, suck up to Wu.

Three, four, whine more.

Five, six, critics are dicks.

Seven, eight, wallpapers late.

Nine, ten, blowup again.

Fix'd

 

[Barley]

Wow, mystery solved. I admit, all I know about him is that he's a mediocre artist who made a shit webcomic and an online drama queen. I don't usually judge people on how they act irl based on their tweets because people act pretty weird on the internet. Can you just give me a short summary of that "Christmas Fiasco"? You don't have to if you don't want.


Aaaaaaand my opinion of him has immediately improved.

A long time ago, when there was hope for humanity and most of us probably weren't on the Farms, Dobson actually had a girlfriend. The girlfriend, who I'll refer to as "redhead" in reference to her hair color, was Jewish and she and Dobson hit it off... mildly well? It was enough that Dobson was invited over to her family's place for Hanukkah. Unfortunately, I can't seem to find the journal post where he wrote about the experience - it might be lost to time - but basically he got pissy over redhead and her family's celebration because Hanukkah wasn't Christmas and whined about it on dA. I swear to fucking Azir, I'm not kidding.

Took me a while to find this, he indeed deleted it from his deviantArt journals and, yes, the person commenting used to be his girlfriend.

Spoiler: CHRISTMAS PARTAY WITH DA GF

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Took me a while to find this, he indeed deleted it from his deviantArt journals and, yes, the person commenting used to be his girlfriend.

Spoiler: CHRISTMAS PARTAY WITH DA GF

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Holy shit he's acting like a five year old.

 

[Bassomatic]

Holy shit he's acting like himself.

I know I've brought it up before so I won't go through the whole story again. But, the fact he got such an amazing chance and invite to bond with his g/fs family and take part in her traditions and had a hissy fit instead is just the awful.

 

[AnimuGinger]

After reading that, I have to remind myself it's the 'tism, and he's not an anti-Semite.

 

[Zvantastika]

@Von Clausewitz : Not the best I can do but I'm not going to put that much time into a Dobs edit.

Spoiler: Dobson modding skills

Took me a while to find this, he indeed deleted it from his deviantArt journals and, yes, the person commenting used to be his girlfriend.

Spoiler: CHRISTMAS PARTAY WITH DA GF

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Thanks for the image, I've been searching for that one for some time now, especially with the comment from his ex gf.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Sadly that's not the case (From his DA page, I'm not currently at a computer to get a screenshot):
"I tried so hard to get people to come with me to McDonald's on Friday afternoons after 2-D class.

Very few people ever showed up..."

Why am I not surprised?

What I can say I'm surprised about is the chair throwing bit. Was that ever brought up in the topic before now? Because I'd love to know the story behind that.

 

[CWCissey]

Why am I not surprised?

What I can say I'm surprised about is the chair throwing bit. Was that ever brought up in the topic before now? Because I'd love to know the story behind that.

That was, it was something about someone spoiling Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows at work, Dobson chimped out, yelled 'SHUT UP!' and threw a chair when he didn't.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That was, it was something about someone spoiling Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows at work, Dobson chimped out, yelled 'SHUT UP!' and threw a chair when he didn't.

Ah, must have missed that post then. Eh, more reason to hate him I suppose.

 

[Geewunner]

Dobson perplexes me. How can a non-autistic person (as far as I know) have such little self-awareness that they don't realize they're a complete piece of shit? The more we know about him, the more disgusting he becomes.

 

[CWCissey]

Dobson perplexes me. How can a non-autistic person (as far as I know) have such little self-awareness that they don't realize they're a complete piece of shit? The more we know about him, the more disgusting he becomes.

I'm guessing he was coddled a lot as a child. For some reason his brother wasn't as he's apparently in a decent job and off living his own life.