💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Adamska]

The joke. Where is it?

Also, why a Heathcliff recolor?

The answers to these questions are: Not anywhere in a Dobbo strip, because he has no sense of humor; and Dobbo's an uncreative sperg who can't come up with designs on his own.

 

[Positron]

I remeber he made a comic comapring a PC to junk food and a Mac to healthy fruits and vegetables. Maybe Dobson is the type to download everything in the universe and get tons of malware on a PC so that's why he got a Mac. Honsetly for art a PC will do just as well as a Mac but when you start running fucking Skyrim on it, you are an idoit

I'm not surprised that he managed to get his Mac infected too (ahemm...inflation porn sites)

 

[Ruin]

I'm guessing he has an old ass (like 10 years old) Mac too.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The joke. Where is it?

Also, why a Heathcliff recolor?

Skipped town and because Dobson's a lazy fucker who'll rip off anything he thinks he can (that blue bear of his is clearly a cheap knock off of Grumpy Bear, for one).

 

[Cynical]

I'm not surprised that he managed to get his Mac infected too (ahemm...inflation porn sites)

Probably got suckered by those ransomware sites that tell you that you've been looking at child porn and they'll go away if you pay them money, hence his pantshitting over his pathetic Patreon leavings.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

This dude brand fanboyism is truly something isnt it? He has claim for years that the Xbox brand suck and how much better and innovative Nintendo is (and now how much more "progressive" Nintendo is) yet when he is forced to break his Nintendo bubble because he have no other options he refuse to go with the better options because the OTHER brand he shill that is Apple.

It's clear Dobson doesn't even get the basic setting and conflict of Zelda if he thinks Nintendo falls anywhere underneath his godmode SJW Quota.

Someone should remind him what gender Link is, maybe he'll #PCMasterRace himself and "erase" all evidence of his affiliation with Nintendo.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Btw. do people now wear hats inside? Or is that just a neckbeard thing?

Dob has worn his stupid hat indoors since college days, according to pictures of him from that era. It makes his ridiculousness apparent to all. I don't care if someone wears a ball cap indoors, but wearing a battered outdoor Indiana Jones hat indoors is for chumps.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think he meant to say "McDonalds' tonight" where "tonight" means after class. McDonalds' Night makes it sound like some kind of official function. All these years later and he still can't proofread.

Sadly that's not the case (From his DA page, I'm not currently at a computer to get a screenshot):
"I tried so hard to get people to come with me to McDonald's on Friday afternoons after 2-D class.

Very few people ever showed up..."

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Dob has worn his stupid hat indoors since college days, according to pictures of him from that era. It makes his ridiculousness apparent to all. I don't care if someone wears a ball cap indoors, but wearing a battered outdoor Indiana Jones hat indoors is for chumps.

Do we know when he started going bald? That would explain the hat-love, if he started going bald early.

 

[Skeletor]

Damn, how is he still so into Skyrim? I know it's a huge game, but he's been sperging hard about it for ages.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Sadly that's not the case (From his DA page, I'm not currently at a computer to get a screenshot):
"I tried so hard to get people to come with me to McDonald's on Friday afternoons after 2-D class.

Very few people ever showed up..."

Wow, you are pretty sad, Dobson.

 

[Bugaboo]

Damn, how is he still so into Skyrim? I know it's a huge game, but he's been sperging hard about it for ages.

Even with mods I got burned out on Skyrim in about two weeks and that was after installing several big mods that included whole new quest lines and worlds to explore

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Dobson gets trolled.


FUCK YOU, DOBSON! YOU DON'T GET TO RETWEET THIS AFTER WHAT YOU SAID TO ZELDA!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Dobson gets trolled.

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You know what Dobson? You're right.

"Shit" is too nice even for scum like you.

 

[Accel_Rider]

FUCK YOU, DOBSON! YOU DON'T GET TO RETWEET THIS AFTER WHAT YOU SAID TO ZELDA!

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Maybe this is his own way of apologizing to Zelda instead of you know, say I'm sorry like a normal person.

 

[chimcat]

For those wondering about the comic he was mentioned in

Spoiler: Hahahahaha

 

[Bassomatic]

Maybe this is his own way of apologizing to Zelda instead of you know, say I'm sorry like a normal person.

I had to rate this optimisitic because sadly we know he's not that mature or polite even, this is since it's got happy feel good vibes and everything needs to be peachy in dobbie land, under penalty of banning. He really can go out of the way to make himself worse as a human being and hateble. It's amazing the only thing he is good at is being worse as a person.

Sorry I don't mean to come off a loggy, I'm quite calm atm sipping some Earl Grey it's just after what he did to her before and now to retweet her like he didn't greatly abuse and insult her before, I guess he forgave her. That's disguting.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

For those wondering about the comic he was mentioned in

Spoiler: Hahahahaha

...okay, I need to find that "perfectly proportioned" comic.

EDIT: Found it!

"In all seriousness I’ve never quite understood the whole “6-7 heads high” rule when applied to obviously disproportioned characters like these. Yes it makes sense to use that technique when applied to more proportioned and realistic characters, but I’m also fairly certain that people like Charles Schultz didn’t follow this rule rigidly either..."

 

[Accel_Rider]

I had to rate this optimisitic because sadly we know he's not that mature or polite even, this is since it's got happy feel good vibes and everything needs to be peachy in dobbie land, under penalty of banning. He really can go out of the way to make himself worse as a human being and hateble. It's amazing the only thing he is good at is being worse as a person.

Sorry I don't mean to come off a loggy, I'm quite calm atm sipping some Earl Grey it's just after what he did to her before and now to retweet her like he didn't greatly abuse and insult her before, I guess he forgave her. That's disguting.

I should learn to phrase my points better. What I'm really trying to say is I think he's just trying to make himself look like a good person by retweeting from a person he just offended before.

 

[Bassomatic]

I should learn to phrase my points better. What I'm really trying to say is I think he's just trying to make himself look like a good person by retweeting from a person he just offended before.

Sadly I agree 100%.
He's willing to use anyone at any time.