💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Johnny Bravo]

 

[Belvedere]

Wait, didn't he spend nearly $400 on a WiiU? Why doesn't he just buy the WiiU version of Skyri... OHH! Right, it is a WiiU.

 

[Adamska]

..... okay, now I want to punch that fucker even more. Mac sucks for video games, okay? Everyone knows that,but Dobson is way to stubborn to get a good PC for a better price than a Mac. If you want to play Skyrim on a computer, you have to use a PC. But Dobson is so fucking stupid, that he doesn't get that.

You know what's even funnier now that it just hit me?

Dobbo fanboys over and regularly eats at McDonalds.

Wait, didn't he spend nearly $400 on a WiiU? Why doesn't he just buy the WiiU version of Skyri... OHH! Right, it is a WiiU.

No, it's because Dobson is a fat, egg-headed, retarded faggot who wants to get money from SJWs without understanding that they'll never willingly give money to a MAN. Also he's ridiculously smug and uneducated, and can't draw in spite of going to a fucking art college; a real one too.

 

[Strelok]

Much as we all love to mock wikihow.

Look how easy modding an xbox360 is!

Oh wait, no it's fucking not.

 

[Zvantastika]

You know what's even funnier now that it just hit me?
Dobbo fanboys over and regularly eats at McDonalds.

Dobs himself eats at Mcdonalds:

Or at least, used to, this "comic" is old so who knows.

Also, notice how he says in the panel 2 "McDonalds night" and the 4th panel is clearly not night at all. And he wonders why nobody liked his "comics", really.

 

[Nova Prospekt]

Let him buy the xbox and watch him cry more on twitter about it not doing what he wants it to do. I don't think Dobbo is tech savvy enough to mod it, or even if he is(lol doubt it), he doesn't have enough common sense to pull it off.

 

[JU 199]

Lost in Stagnation: The cigarette scene

 

[Ti-99/4A]

With a couple hours of research he could get OS X running on a PC just as easily as Windows and have a Mac Pro equivalent for a little more than the cost of a Mac Mini. Since OS X has been free since 10.9 it's not piracy, just running it on an unsupported platform.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Dobs himself eats at Mcdonalds:

Or at least, used to, this "comic" is old so who knows.

Also, notice how he says in the panel 2 "McDonalds night" and the 4th panel is clearly not night at all. And he wonders why nobody liked his "comics", really.

I think he meant to say "McDonalds' tonight" where "tonight" means after class. McDonalds' Night makes it sound like some kind of official function. All these years later and he still can't proofread.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I think he meant to say "McDonalds' tonight" where "tonight" means after class. McDonalds' Night makes it sound like some kind of official function. All these years later and he still can't proofread.

Or maybe he does mean McDonalds Night. In which case, that's just sad.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Dobs himself eats at Mcdonalds:

Or at least, used to, this "comic" is old so who knows.

Also, notice how he says in the panel 2 "McDonalds night" and the 4th panel is clearly not night at all. And he wonders why nobody liked his "comics", really.

Btw. do people now wear hats inside? Or is that just a neckbeard thing?

Edit:

Or maybe he does mean McDonalds Night. In which case, that's just sad.

If you really want it to be, every night can be christmas McDonalds Night... and I am pretty sure Dobson wants. I mean think imagine he would start to pick up cooking, we could have a slim chance at seeing genuinely funny comics, seeing him fail in a way we can relate to.... that will never happen.

 

[Geewunner]

Btw. do people now wear hats inside? Or is that just a neckbeard thing?

Neckbeards aren’t SJWs I thought. Though he still qualifies.

 

[Cynical]

Neckbeards aren’t SJWs I thought. Though he still qualifies.

Even if so, Dobson is trying to be the Down's syndrome fusion of both.

 

[JU 199]

Mac Mini. Since OS X has been free since 10.9 it's not piracy, just running it on an unsupported platform.

Plus most of the mac peripherals will work too. There's no loss at all.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Neckbeards aren’t SJWs I thought. Though he still qualifies.

There are PLENTY of fedora wearing SJW neckbeards, not just Dobson. But SJWs call everyone who disagrees with them fedora wearing neckbeard dudebros.

 

[Arcanineinchnails]

This dude brand fanboyism is truly something isnt it? He has claim for years that the Xbox brand suck and how much better and innovative Nintendo is(and now how much more "progressive" Nintendo is) yet when he is forced to break his Nintendo bubble because he have no other options he refuse to go with the better options because the OTHER brand he shill that is Apple.

Also Dobson is not truly a SJW, he is just a sad and lonely soul thirsty for asspat, SJ is just an excuse.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Btw. do people now wear hats inside? Or is that just a neckbeard thing?

I mean think imagine he would start to pick up cooking, we could have a slim chance at seeing genuinely funny comics, seeing him fail in a way we can relate to.... that will never happen.

I've seen some, but not that many.

Also, if Dobbo can't write/draw a comic for shit, what good would he do at cooking?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This dude brand fanboyism is truly something isnt it? He has claim for years that the Xbox brand suck and how much better and innovative Nintendo is(and now how much more "progressive" Nintendo is) yet when he is forced to break his Nintendo bubble because he have no other options he refuse to go with the better options because the OTHER brand he shill that is Apple.

Also Dobson is not truly a SJW, he is just a sad and lonely soul thirsty for asspat, SJ is just an excuse.

Wait, I hate both these guys. Which one am I supposed to sympathize with?

Also is Spot a cat or a dog? I seriously can't tell anymore.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Also, if Dobbo can't write/draw a comic for shit, what good would he do at cooking?

That is the point...

...he wouldn't be good.

 

[ZepFloyd94]

The joke. Where is it?

Also, why a Heathcliff recolor?