💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Jesus Dobs just get The Sims. You can probably get it on your iphone now.
 
I'm pretty sure his reaction would have been completely different if the person tweeting that was a guy, it sure wouldn't be an innocent mistake.

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So, I did some digging. I thought maybe I should give Dobby the benefit of the doubt, thinking that maybe there was a Skyrim specific way to make mod installation easy, a quick fix, perhaps via usb? As opposed to doing something to the entire system.

Nope. First of all you need a JTAG'd system, which his device might not even be compatible with for starters. You then need a fucking soldering iron. It only gets more complicated from there. It's also important to note that after actually doing this, he still needs to convert all of his pussy-ass mods himself manually before importing them.

It took me a good five minutes to figure this out with Google. I don't know how in the fucking world he came to the conclusion this would be easy.

Minor note: There are actually easier ways to modify the game, however they're usually hex-based, which means they can modify items and other variables. But they aren't at all equivalent to mods from Nexus. If this is the conclusion Dobson came to because he didn't actually read anything (which seems very possible) I just blame autism.
 
balcolm dijo:
So, I did some digging. I thought maybe I should give Dobby the benefit of the doubt, thinking that maybe there was a Skyrim specific way to make mod installation easy, a quick fix, perhaps via usb? As opposed to doing something to the entire system.

Nope. First of all you need a JTAG'd system, which his device might not even be compatible with for starters. You then need a fucking soldering iron. It only gets more complicated from there. It's also important to note that after actually doing this, he still needs to convert all of his pussy-ass mods himself manually before importing them.

It took me a good five minutes to figure this out with Google. I don't know how in the fucking world he came to the conclusion this would be easy.

Minor note: There are actually easier ways to modify the game, however they're usually hex-based, which means they can modify items and other variables. But they aren't at all equivalent to mods from Nexus. If this is the conclusion Dobson came to because he didn't actually read anything (which seems very possible) I just blame autism.
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He'll still insist it's a better idea than just buying a damn PC.

You don't have to lick Apple's anus, Dobbers, your sempai already denounced you publicly.
 
If he hates PCs so much, why does he want an XBOX? It's MORE likely to give money to Microsoft!
 
I did a little research, and technically, if Dobson really does want to play Skyrim at something approaching manageable speed on his slow ass computer, there a few things he can do:

1. Install every performance optimizing mod he can find, including ones that will make the game look like Morrowind when it first came out. Will make the game look like ass, but will raise the framerate considerably.

2. Play at a REALLY low resolution. More framerate saved, but it will be jaggy edged to hell and back.

3. Actually, playing with pacifism mods or mods that excise combat and most to all game event scripts would further boost framerate, but it would be boring as hell.

4. He couldn't use Sexlab or other mods that allow him to indulge his lesbian fetish. Those mods would beat his processor like a redheaded stepchild, especially if his processor is at the shallow end of what could barely get Skyrim to run.

OR.

1. GET A GAMING PC!
 
Arcanineinchnails dijo:
This dude brand fanboyism is truly something isnt it? He has claim for years that the Xbox brand suck and how much better and innovative Nintendo is(and now how much more "progressive" Nintendo is) yet when he is forced to break his Nintendo bubble because he have no other options he refuse to go with the better options because the OTHER brand he shill that is Apple.
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Also Dobson is not truly a SJW, he is just a sad and lonely soul thirsty for asspat, SJ is just an excuse.
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I grew up with Halo and other shooters. I almost didn't play a Nintendo platformer until my mid teens (financial reasons). That being said, that game is STILL easy. Dobson, you're just terrible at video games.

Pickle Inspector dijo:
Sadly that's not the case (From his DA page, I'm not currently at a computer to get a screenshot):
"I tried so hard to get people to come with me to McDonald's on Friday afternoons after 2-D class.

Very few people ever showed up..."
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If someone asked me if I wanted to spend my Friday's at McDonalds, I would decline too.

Dobson has a very... unique idea of how to enjoy his time.

balcolm dijo:
It took me a good five minutes to figure this out with Google. I don't know how in the fucking world he came to the conclusion this would be easy.
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A girl told him it was a good idea.
 
Sanae Kochiya dijo:
I grew up with Halo and other shooters. I almost didn't play a Nintendo platformer until my mid teens (financial reasons). That being said, that game is STILL easy. Dobson, you're just terrible at video games.


If someone asked me if I wanted to spend my Friday's at McDonalds, I would decline too.

Dobson has a very... unique idea of how to enjoy his time.


A girl told him it was a good idea.
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Eh, why not? It might not be the best place, but it's still an okay play to hang out. I'm more 'concerned' with the fact that no one in his class wants to hang out with him. Is he that unlikeable in real life too?
 
Accel_Rider dijo:
Eh, why not? It might not be the best place, but it's still an okay play to hang out. I'm more 'concerned' with the fact that no one in his class wants to hang out with him. Is he that unlikeable in real life too?
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Given his Tweets, I would imagine that he's fairly egotistical irl. Not someone I could spend more than five minutes holding a conversation with unless it revolved around him.
 
Accel_Rider dijo:
Is he that unlikeable in real life too?
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You read his stories (not the comics) right?, everytime he tells a story of himself you can see he's really shitty. In the whole "airport mess" you can see that Dobs doesn't have the slightest sense of humor and is incapable of getting along, in the "Harry Potter spoilers" you see that Dobs over reacts easily and even gets violent, in "The Christmas fiasco"... I don't really have to explain that one, do I?.
 
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