💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Shhh, no one tell Dobby about Russian troops in Ukraine undermining European powers by flexing their military muscle, or the current situation with ISIS threatening the Middle East, or North Korea looking at a chance to jump at South Korea.

Not that he'd listen to any of that as reason to have defense spending.
 
The only thing Dobson is working his ass off on is playing Splatoon, tweeting on Twitter, and being an all around asshole.
The weird thing is: even in the games he plays, he's mediocre. If he was a top notch competetive player at Splatoon, at least I could respect him for that, but he's using what was described as the Noob weapon and he still sucks at the game. And clearly has no idea how tactics outside of "paint lotsa ground" work.

Of course he makes it about himself.

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Just...just shut up, Dobbles.

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A) Being called a fat, insufferable cunt online is not how cyberattacks work, either, you fat, insufferable cunt.
B) Yeah, the US military is rather overblown, but guess what? There's a concept called "Projection of Force", you fat, insufferable cunt. That's the sole reason why China's huge military hasn't been relevant on a global scale yet.

He's literally emotionally on par with a kindergartener, so when he saw Zelda dealing with complex emotions, he tried to make a shitty joke in an attempt to lighten things up because he pretty much can't process complex emotions.
You know, for a time, I wondered why he would write such a mean comment, telling Zelda to simply shut up about her problems (which is how I interpreted the image).
I couldn't fathom what was going on in his head and thought he'd be a dick to do this...
Now I know, he posted it to be 'uplifting' and 'supportive'... And that is even worse. My original thought was, that Dobs was a complete and utter asshole, but at least he wasn't fucking clueless on human interaction.

When someone tweets "Geez, my customers are such dicks sometimes", you can post the "calm thine tits" image. When someone tweets "Dude, this stress is killing me!" you can post a cute "hang in there"-pic... but when someone expresses their depression over the loss of a family member (!), posting anything along these lines (ie: some "cute animal doing cute things with insipid text slapped across") is in such poor taste, I can't even put it in words. Using an image with a rather passive aggressive notion to it - godDAMNED Dobs. Jesus.
It was the same with the teenage lesbian who told him off. She kept bringing up actual hardships that LGBT people face and how he's objectifying them, while he kept going on and on about the cartoon.
Like any lackwit fool realizing to be losing an internet fight, he has to retreat to higher ground. Cause god forbid the might blue bear paragon of PROGRESS is ever wrong!

At least he was showing his true colors. Korrasami > the plight of actual people. Always.
 
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"Some people didn't like that. I'm sorry"

So he's not going to acknowledge that what he said was insensitive and dickish, just that "some people" didn't take too kindly to him acting like a piece of shit. I wouldn't expect any less from a man who admitted his sweat smells like piss when mixed with water.
 
He keeps saying "It's not 1945 anymore". Like if shit stopped happening after WWII.

What a ignorant cunt.
*clears throat* "War is the continuation of politics by other means." ...if you don't have a strong army, you have less political influence.
It's not even left wing. It's just so completely out of touch with anything resembling reality that it isn't even wrong. This tard thinks he's von Clausewitz now?
*raises an eyebrow* Do you mean the dead general or the rambling idiot?
Old, but Jesus Christ, Dobbers! This is what he tweeted when someone pointed out Zelda was the one that deserved the apology.

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Well, that's it, that is the shittiest apology I've ever seen.
 
Old, but Jesus Christ, Dobbers! This is what he tweeted when someone pointed out Zelda was the one that deserved the apology.

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He's like a fucking child. Only I've seen children both feel worse when forced to apologize or are better at faking it. He's as bad as Chris when it comes to sincerity honestly.
 
It isn't even an apology at all. It's an utter failure to apologize, followed by a claim of having apologized.

An apology is where, you know, you say you were actually sorry about something.
"I'm sorry about my earlier tweet. It was insensitive and I apologize."

You'd think it be as easy as that, and yet...
 
That is probably the shittiest non-apology I've ever seen. Bravo, Dobson.
It isn't even an apology at all. It's an utter failure to apologize, followed by a claim of having apologized.

An apology is where, you know, you say you were actually sorry about something.
He should take a page from Chris' big book of apologizing and draw Zelda an image like this one.

Stuff like that is why I refuse to feel sorry for whatever happens to Dobson.
 
"I'm sorry about my earlier tweet. It was insensitive and I apologize."

You'd think it be as easy as that, and yet...

He hates admitting mistakes because it ruins his personal epic on himself in his brain. That and Zelda Williams won't get him fame like he thinks Brianna Wu and company can. He's one part spoiled child, one part smug git, one part creepy pervert, and one part cynical businessman.
 
It isn't even an apology at all. It's an utter failure to apologize, followed by a claim of having apologized.

An apology is where, you know, you say you were actually sorry about something.
Yeah, I should've put quotation marks in there...

I am amazed how a man in his thirties can fuck up the simplest bits of human interaction and decency. Sometimes I'm asking myself, if he does that deliberately.
 
Less cynical businessman and more a brown nosing little shit looking for approval. He's part of the SJW community, so by sucking up to the likes of Anita Sarkeesian and Briana Wu he might be able to get a pat on the back from them, which in his mind would give him brownie points in the community.
 
Dobson is truly a hatecow. I honestly HATE him. He is everything a respectable person should not be.
I dunno, Dobby seems too pathetic to actively hate, it's not like he has any power or influence.

Probably he thinks that someone miles away press a big red button that says "war" and a bunch of missiles and bullets rain down on the enemy and then some troops are sent to collect the dead bodies.
Well, what could we expect from someone who thinks a squirt gun is such a horrible experience which leads to PTSD.

Also, one of his retweets:
[MEDIA=twitter]629520662814699520[/MEDIA]Maybe I'm A-logging here but: "global embarassment"?, believe me, other countries didn't gave a shit about a debate in your country, please stop this "we're the center of the world" attitude already, THAT'S embarassing.
What's embarrassing is political tribalism, it's like brand loyalty for politics.
 
At least Chris would make his reasons transparent after apologizing.

You know what the really, really sick part about it is? When Wu commented on him, he goes on to basically grovel for forgiveness about how it doesn't reflect his attitude now yada yada yada.

So let's put this into perspective here.

Overprivileged piece of shit offended at something that was from years ago and never directly addressed at her?: SORRYSORRYSORRYI'MNOTWORTHY *flogs self*
Grieving daughter directly given an extremely tasteless statement and recently too?: Sorry. Not sorry I did it but sorry people didn't like it.
 
Old, but Jesus Christ, Dobbers! This is what he tweeted when someone pointed out Zelda was the one that deserved the apology.

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That unbelievable asshole.

Since Dobson went on a tear, I've archived everything he said last night

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Lets review!
  • Dobson doesn't believe in modern standing armies.
  • Yet Dobson wants more trans-gendered in the army he's gonna dissolve anyway. (Are they gonna have to pick up the slack for Dobby's mistakes?)
  • The GOP lack empathy YET he can't even formulate a basic apology to Zelda Williams!
  • You can't generalize Iran but Japan must go to sensitivity training!
  • Dobson doesn't understand how the economy works.
  • Dobson will block anyone who points out these contradictions.
Tl;dr: Fuck you dobson. I'm so happy he doesn't have control of anything or anyone.

I don't even care if he cant see it.
 
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