💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Stud2Stud]

Commissioning something from the Dob himself must be a lot like this:

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he might be aware of the farms

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I, for one, never thought Dobbers was in it for the possibility of hanky panky. He's clearly in it for the validation and asspats.

Don't a lot of artists with patreons offer stuff like WIPs, private streams, NSFW versions of art (if they're freakeh) and other fun little tidbits as well as early previews of new pieces? Isn't pateron just supposed to kind of be a tip jar to show you enjoy someone's work?

Well, Dobbers offers nothing and demands everything.
You are allowed to pat his ass and give him money, but you're not allowed to do anything with the art - even if he's telling people to spread it, the moment they do, he flips his shit. And obviously, you don't get any goodies either. Usually, artists offer something in return for the "tip" they receive, Dobby has it completely backwards, he wants money in exchange for his art, Patreon is the wrong platform for that.

What Dobby wants is a 100% safe paywall, where only paying customers can view images after they paid him. The funny thing: if he had his perfect platform with build-in do-not-steal-function, he'd be down to like single-digit numbers of supporters, wondering where his fans went/wondering why his fanbase doesn't grow.

Dobson has some totalitarian tendencies (retweets)
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My personal theory: people will realize that interactions on the internet (as far as personal matters are concerned) are meaningless and thus people will stop taking seriously what certain groups like hashtag activists do.
Oh sure, it's a good way to exchange information and talk with friends, but the moment it's an anonymous person you will never encounter irl, no matter what he says or does will have any effect on you outside of the internet, thus it's safe to not go apeshit just cause someone called you a stupid cunt.
It's pretty much the complete reversal of the reason why people are dicks online:
If they are anonymous, they can do whatever they want without consequences to them, so why should it have consequences for the people that get attacked.

In other words: people will (hopefully) stop being whiny bitches about internet-meanies.

 

[JU 199]

Is there anything besides that fat gut that he actually owns?

Nothing apparently

 

[zedkissed60]

"It’s exhausting to have everything you say or think challenged, argued and belittled." - John 'Senpai' Flynt

"I don't think people understand how mentally exhausting it is dealing with this constant barrage of hate day after day after day." - Andy 'Kōhai' Dobson

 

[Kabobs]

"I don't think people understand how mentally exhausting it is dealing with this constant barrage of hate day after day after day." - Andy 'Kōhai' Dobson

Calm thine tits.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Nothing apparently

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Looks like Dobby didn't make it to the New World.

 

[Kabobs]

Someone go fetch it!

 

[Stud2Stud]

I know this was few pages back, but I have an explanation for this. The tweet is right, balance is one of several organization methods that can be used in art. You don't need to try to use all of the principles listed in order to create a piece.

I'm willing to bet that someone told Dobson that his Lapis piece would be improved if he had used asymmetrical balance. It certainly would have helped it look less empty.

Spoiler: Example

It's possible that instead he could have been intending use the principle of emphasis. One of the ways this could be done by isolating the object meant to be emphasized (Lapis), which he has done. However, I kind of feel like thinking that he actually thought ahead about his organization is giving Dobson way too much credit. I think it's much more likely that he's now come up with this in order to try to deflect criticism.

Ok, this might be a trick question but:
With an image that only consists of one half of a character floating before a mismatching background of copy-pasted bubbles and photoshop effects, how much more isolated could Lapis be, even if that wasn't what he was going for.

Also, now that I got back on my laptop, he did actually tweet me a personalized response.

[MEDIA=twitter]628279600670334976[/MEDIA]
I love how he sounds like a defeated little child who's like "That's obviously not what I meant but... you win anyway."

Also, the only people who say "cuz" are douches, Dobson.

I am reminded of a story, someone once told. Basically a younger sibling made a claim that was disproven by opening wikipedia or something, so the kid just closed the page and claimed to be right again, now that the bad wikipedia page was gone and couldn't say otherwise.

Dobson is a lot like that. You'll point out just where he went wrong and he'll try to retroactively move the goalposts to be right again -and- sulk and bitch and moan about you pointing it out.

Seriously, when Dobson wonders why people troll him even after a decade, that's it. This attitude. That makes almost anything bad that happens to him feel justified.

I can't figure out what his job could possibly be, and he has to have one because he buys a bunch of video games and worthless shit. Then again, he's always on twitter so he's either tweeting while working or just doesn't work.

Oh god... can you imagine the Class A butthurt that would radiate from every tweet if he lost his job due to him being caught tweeting nonstop?
I can almost see it: "You damn assholes! All I did was defend myself on Twitter from your filthy attacks and it cost me my job! Are you happy now?!"

 

[JU 199]

Somebody get that comic so I can 'improve' it

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA MY FUCKING SIDES!

 

[Bassomatic]

Dobson has to be part jelly fish, there is not just no back bone, there's no bone in his body at all. God, it's like negative shame he exisits in.

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aside when a lesbian starts inflating then there's 2 inches of bone

 

[Stud2Stud]

[MEDIA=twitter]628315806259146752[/MEDIA]Somebody get that comic so I can 'improve' it

[MEDIA=twitter]628316627646476288[/MEDIA]HAHAHAHHAHAHHA MY FUCKING SIDES!

Whenever he points out his Patreon, I get severe Chris-Chan flashbacks... he'd also randomly bring up 'product placement' out of nowhere. But at least Dobby is doing it for his own shit.

 

[AnimuGinger]

How does giving him money combat trolls again? I think I missed that part.

 

[AnOminous]

Commissioning something from the Dob himself must be a lot like this:

Except Dobbs wouldn't have even drawn a background, and Jesus and the apostles would be hiding their hands under the table so he didn't have to draw them, plus Jesus would be a blue bear, and there would only be three apostles, and they'd be a pair of lesbians and a furry.

 

[Mitch Watterson]

There's another contradiction in his Patreon:

The more money you pledge the more rewards you’ll get. From original artwork each month, to book discounts, to in-depth looks at my comic making process. You can even help influence which series I spend more time working on just by pledging!

But this is not true! There's only one pledge category that basically gives access to everything in the Patreon site! It doesn't matter if you donate one dollar or one hundred, everyone gets the exact same shit!

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Dobson's sperging causes me to unleash my inner Randal Graves (as many others have done). It's never his fault. Trolls are the source of his misery. He wants someone to blame, he needs to blame himself. Dobson's in the position he's in on his own volition, by bridge burning and being a victim of his own faulty theatrics.

 

[Male Idiot]

Nothing apparently

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Dobbo's fat ass sank the ship. Oh wait no it was the weight of his massive ego. My mistake.

Do note his biggest priority is playing splatoon.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Here you go:
SYAC - Generational Gap

I think he forgot about the crying lady of liberty.

 

[JU 199]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/syac-generational-gap-jpg.40503/

that's it?

A single panel, really dobson?

 

[DracoRincewind]

either tweeting while working or just doesn't work.

A while back, if I recall correctly, he admitted to tweeting a lot when he is at work.

 

[zedkissed60]

"I have to be honest, I need some help or I'm not going to last. If I quit, that would signal a victory to those harrasing me. If you want me here, working to hold the people that break laws accountable, I need help. I have got to get back to making games." - John 'Senpai' Flynt

"If you wanna help me combat these trolls and keep me making art, donate to my Patreon!" - Andy 'Kōhai' Dobson

 

[Zvantastika]

Nothing apparently

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Now THAT makes sense:

Spoiler: Big image

Dobson sunk into the depths of the sea, along with his Patreon and his crushed heart since Wu senpai is now aware of his antics... and nobody gave a shit ever since.