💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[CrimsonKnight]

Is Lapis masturbating? Because it looks like her hands are going to town between her crotch.

Can't unsee. In all seriousness, that wallpaper is lacking, like with all of Dobson's post college work.

 

[Ravana]

Who is that? Why is she underwater? Why is she so distressed? Why did people pay for this?

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

Here's the wallpaper guys (spoilered because its a big picture):

Spoiler

Wait, so this is it?
All that wasted for just a flat colored figure slapped on a photo of the ocean?
Oh, excuse me, he also put in a transparent portion of copy pasted bubbles.

Time and non-effort well spent, Dobson.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Who is that? Why is she underwater? Why is she so distressed? Why did people pay for this?

http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Lapis_Lazuli

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I was going to question the legality of selling two properties mashed together that offers no commentary and isn't parody, but then I realized no one is going to buy them anyways.

 

[deadson]

I was going to question the legality of selling two properties mashed together that offers no commentary and isn't parody, but then I realized no one is going to buy them anyways.

Only the 13 year old ass lickers who manage to beg from their parents are going to invest in that, or the weens who'd make a smashing video with said crap.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Only the 13 year old ass lickers who manage to beg from their parents are going to invest in that, or the cool guys who'd make a smashing video with said crap.

I would watch a smashing video of that, although I'd prefer the mug featured Dobson's smug face.

 

[amandahugenkiss]

Nah, you guys just don't get it.

Lapis is supposed to represent Dobson's current emotional state: lost in an endless sea of negativity with small glimpses of light, of happiness, only filtering downwards in diluted amounts.

There is so much blank space because Dobson himself is overwhelmed by the amount of negativity and emptiness he drowns in daily. And like Lapis, he is bound to the darkest depths of the sea, tightly shacked in (more often than not) chains of his own creation that prevent him from going towards the light.

The absence of Lapis' hands is his frustration with own hands, tools that are supposed to create beautiful works of art instead produce slipshod efforts shunned by most of the public.

This isn't just a wallpaper. This is Dobson's cry for help. He needs somebody (Wu-senpai) to free him of his chains and show him the happiness that lies beyond the waters.​

No but seriously, if I was a Patron I'd be pissed right now.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Nah, you guys just don't get it.

Lapis is supposed to represent Dobson's current emotional state: lost in an endless sea of negativity with small glimpses of light, of happiness, only filtering downwards in diluted amounts.

There is so much blank space because Dobson himself is overwhelmed by the amount of negativity and emptiness he drowns in daily. And like Lapis, he is bound to the darkest depths of the sea, tightly shacked in (more often than not) chains of his own creation that prevent him from going towards the light.

The absence of Lapis' hands is his frustration with own hands, tools that are supposed to create beautiful works of art instead produce slipshod efforts shunned by most of the public.

This isn't just a wallpaper. This is Dobson's cry for help. He needs somebody (Wu-senpai) to free him of his chains and show him the happiness that lies beyond the waters.​

No but seriously, if I was a Patron I'd be pissed right now.

I care more for Lapis, a fictional character, than I ever would for a failure of a being like Dobson.

 

[Sarcastic Username]

Is Lapis masturbating? Because it looks like her hands are going to town between her crotch.

I assume it's some drowning-girl fetish.

 

[Positron]

Studies on sexuality have found that a significant amount of those with a crossdressing fetish are heterosexual men.

I'm sure those studies are done by white cishets, with the sole aim to erase gay and trans people.

 

[Silvana]

Perhaps it's simply because I'm not familiar with SU, but my first thought on seeing...that, was, "is that supposed to be a man or a woman?" Bonus points for multiple appearances of the exact same cluster of bubbles...
Still, never mind. Right now I'm too amused by Wumageddon and the consequent fallout to feel any real indignation... In fact, Dobson's frantic reverse ferreting towards Wu (someone he claims his "haters" "keep tagging into stuff involving me for some reason" gave me fuzzy wuzzies all over!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Ah so as usual more time spent dawdling about how shitty the world and all its people live on, instead of using the thousands he plucked from patters on Patreon.

At least Chris went different directions every time he mined through the rock bottom, unlike this blob who does the same thing but spectacularly unfunny. Jesus what a creepy and stupid ass looking wallpaper you have there Blue Mud-Dabber Dobson.

 

[Count groudon]

Here's the wallpaper guys (spoilered because its a big picture):

Spoiler

Isn't she supposed to be fused into a giant monster at the bottom of the ocean, not just stuck there? I mean I've barely seen this show and I know that, how can he be so obsessed with something and not remember a major point in the plot?

 

[Chuggernaut]

I was going to question the legality of selling two properties mashed together that offers no commentary and isn't parody, but then I realized no one is going to buy them anyways.

Teefury has made an entire business model out of that. I may not like most of what they put out but it seems to turn a tidy profit. What sets them apart from Dobby or Chris is that some of the artists they get are really talented, like Megan Lara.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Isn't she supposed to be fused into a giant monster at the bottom of the ocean, not just stuck there? I mean I've barely seen this show and I know that, how can he be so obsessed with something and not remember a major point in the plot?

Monsters are hard to draw.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Isn't she supposed to be fused into a giant monster at the bottom of the ocean, not just stuck there? I mean I've barely seen this show and I know that, how can he be so obsessed with something and not remember a major point in the plot?

Could have been worse.

 

[Professor Iris]

The wallpaper is fairly decent, I'll give it that. I like the mood that the picture sets, and the colours are pretty swell as well.

However:

1. The light reflecting through the water is a basic Photoshop tutorial that anybody could Google. It's not a bad thing, but I'm bothered by how it just dominates the entire picture, without any detail whatsoever besides bubbles added to it.
2. Lapis' placement in the picture makes it look like she's waiting at the bottom of a kiddie pool somewhere, rather than the ocean. Seriously, she could stand up and her head would be sticking out of the surface.
3. Can't tell if Lapis is kneeling on a solid surface or mid-a...er, water. I suppose the dress would float up like he has it if the later was the case, but then...why? Why not show her legs?
4. Why is Lapis' body cut off at the bottom? That is bothering me a lot. It makes the picture look wonky because the focus of the picture is at the bottom.
5. Can't unsee: Lapis' right arm is extremely noodly. I also can't help but think that Dobson is hiding those hands on purpose. Maybe, maybe not, I have no problem with the pose, but given his history of not being able to draw hands right...at all. Yeah.

God damn it, why does he draw things that look decent at first, but wind up looking more wrong the more you analyse it?
At least it's not as flawed as that Asami/Korra drawing. Had to drain my liquour cabinet for that one.

Could have been worse.

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....fuck.

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Isn't she supposed to be fused into a giant monster at the bottom of the ocean, not just stuck there? I mean I've barely seen this show and I know that, how can he be so obsessed with something and not remember a major point in the plot?

Yes she fused with one of the main antagonists at the end of first season or so. So yeah retard Dobson doesn't know what he's fucking talking about.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Dobson doesn't use references unless he's tracing. Expecting him to know the lore surrounding what he draws is equally preposterous.