💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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[MEDIA=twitter]624871090288881664[/MEDIA]Noone has it as hard as you, Dobson :(
He sure seems to have put a lot of time into that giant, washed-out looking piece of crap. Seriously, those colors are just terrible. Most popular video game characters have bright color schemes and simplistic looks, how do you goof that up??
 
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Horrible. Looks like shit. Again, all the characters are off-model and ugly and washed-out looking. Plus, is this some kind of attempt to refer to Katamari Damacy?

He draws so many things that are just a bunch of random shit thrown together with no sense of composition I can't be sure.
 
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So salty.
Doesn't he realize, that if he openly says that he is 'ignoring people and gives a shit about what they have to say', he admits that he isn't ignoring people at all?

Edit: Also Katamari wasn't even released on Nintendo, so does he say that "Katamari < The Entire Nintendo Library" ?
 
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No way. No way anyone can be this oblivious. It's not possible.
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What does racism have to do with "Clarissa explains it all"? What does feminism have to do with "Saved by the Bell"?
Also, maybe the politics of feminism are just ass-backwards (being preoccupied with a video-game characters design rather the mass raping of women in India), sexist to the core ("all men are rapists", huh?) and focused more on obtaining privileges and discarding responsibilities instead of helping out women who actually suffer discrimination and oppression. Nah. The fact people disagree is just proof there's a huge conspiracy working against you!
Wait a minute... where have I heard that before...?

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So salty.
So, I take it it's pretty much like his usual day, where he sits on his console the entire day, playing Splatoon?
 
Dobson is tardraging again right now.

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Move the fuck on already.

Man, Dobson sure loves his logical fallacies doesn't he?

Dobson begins the argument by making a strawman out of Hideo Kojima, claiming that because a (rumoured) story arc in one of his creations doesn't portray a transgender character as a flawless human being, Kojima therefore hates transgender people. In order to emphasise further how offensive this unconfirmed story arc is, Dobson goes one step further by creating a strawman out of a strawman, claiming that because Kojima possibly wrote a story portraying transgender people as less than infallible, Japan as a whole is therefore transphobic.

When Dobson is criticised for generalising a whole nation for the opinion and actions of one person, Dobson tries to justify his argument by claiming two wrongs make a right, in that because he generalises Americans as well, this makes it acceptable for him to generalise the Japanese. Dobson then finishes off his argument with ad hominem, claiming that those arguing against him must be supporters of GamerGate and therefore incapable of reason.

Personally I just think he's still bitter that when he was learning in history class that America went to Japan to blow up Hiroshima and Nagasaki, he felt deflated when told it didn't involve an air pump and that Hiroshima and Nagasaki weren't a cartoon lesbian couple :coster:
 
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I believe the correct term is beta-orbiter. You know… like Dobson.

Not to mention most women seem to find it creepy when random men compliment them out of nowhere.

Plus, is this some kind of attempt to refer to Katamari Damacy?
I just interpreted it as "I wish Katamari was on TRUE AND HONEST Nintendo consoles".
 
If a woman wants to hear how awesome she is, all she has to do is to sign up OKCupid.
 
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This is under the assumption that all women are sweet, innocent little cinnamon angel-flowers who deserve to be told they're awesome. Oh wait, I forgot, in the eyes of Dobson-brand (SJW-brand, more like) feminism, women can do no wrong. I don't normally use the term "beta", but I think that describes Dobson perfectly. He's the kind of guy I would see hover-hand a girl at a convention, if he still went to those.

Then again, I don't think there are any girls who would want to be within five feet of him.
 
This is under the assumption that all women are sweet, innocent little cinnamon angel-flowers who deserve to be told they're awesome. Oh wait, I forgot, in the eyes of Dobson-brand (SJW-brand, more like) feminism, women can do no wrong. I don't normally use the term "beta", but I think that describes Dobson perfectly. He's the kind of guy I would see hover-hand a girl at a convention, if he still went to those.

Then again, I don't think there are any girls who would want to be within five feet of him.
It will turn out like his comic, except Dobson's the one who gets beaten up.
 
I guarantee any man who actually did that would be banned for being creepy within a day.
This.
If one started randomly telling girls uncalled for flattery, they'd block him and tweet about being targeted by creeps who try to get beneath their skirts or some shit.

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He's one to talk, he doesn't even know the color of her eyes.
 
I guarantee any man who actually did that would be banned for being creepy within a day.
Maybe I'm out of the loop but isn't this the case of fedora neckbeards?, you know, those guys who think they are "refined" and lick ALL m'lady boots?. It's funny because that's what the girls were asking for, a guy who will praise them no matter what, and the girls reaction to this is to get mad or creeped out. It's almost like those old fairy tales that teach you "Be careful with what you wish for".

Going back to Dobson, it's the exact same problem. He craved so much for attention he actually got it, and now he wants off because it wasn't the attention he wanted.
 
This.
If one started randomly telling girls uncalled for flattery, they'd block him and tweet about being targeted by creeps who try to get beneath their skirts or some shit.

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[MEDIA=twitter]624977284382851072[/MEDIA]He's one to talk, he doesn't even know the color of her eyes.

Or her age given the thick bags he always draws under her eyes.

And yup, only women get trolled. Nevermind the fact that some of the most actually trolled people out there are the CWCs, the DSPs and the Andrew Dobsons. Being Andrew Dobson you think he'd be privy to that info. That's so sycophantic, to erase one's own trolling to appease women who are disliked for being shitty people without actually being trolled. I won't say he needs to "man up" as much as "get a functioning sense of dignity".

But then again, this is the guy who suicide-baited for a dollar...
 
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