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- 29 de Oct, 2014
Has Dobby ever like... actually been with a flesh and blood woman before? His kissing always looks weird, but I can see how kissing could be awkward to draw. But the meaty catchers mitt on the tit looks weird. None of the men I've ever been with have tried to mash them down against my ribs by pushing on the tops of them.
I really wanna share a story but its slighly off topic so its going in the spoilers tag
Couple of years ago at my job we used to have a very "exceptional" individual who used to work in the post room. Clearly the guy had no experience with women but always insisted on telling us all the secret power moves he had learned to seduce the ladyz.
Long story short one the older women in the office was taking early retirement, so we throw a bit of a party. Everyones very emotional cause shes a great lady and were gonna miss her, she goes round and speaks to everyone individually sharing stories and kissing each and everyone of us, mostly pecks on the cheek but some of the younger guys get playful kisses on the lips. By the time she gets round to captain exceptional the shit hits the fan. He grabs hold of her, sticks one hand on her ass, the other starts mashing her breasts, he starts to vigorously dry hump her leg whilst locking his mouth against hers like a lamprey...........and that kids is why you shouldnt let porn teach you anything about how adults express emotions
Long story short one the older women in the office was taking early retirement, so we throw a bit of a party. Everyones very emotional cause shes a great lady and were gonna miss her, she goes round and speaks to everyone individually sharing stories and kissing each and everyone of us, mostly pecks on the cheek but some of the younger guys get playful kisses on the lips. By the time she gets round to captain exceptional the shit hits the fan. He grabs hold of her, sticks one hand on her ass, the other starts mashing her breasts, he starts to vigorously dry hump her leg whilst locking his mouth against hers like a lamprey...........and that kids is why you shouldnt let porn teach you anything about how adults express emotions