💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I can see why this clown likes John Flynt. They both spend all day on Twitter whining, lying, and fighting instead of doing their ostensible jobs.
 
Oof, this guy.
I remember when I first found out about him I thought he was just a guy with a shitty webcomic. Nothing I could make fun of.
But now I've read all this...
 
So, this is just a random thought, but his Patreon mentioned that you could pledge to support Dobson working on SYAC or AzP.

Did no one pledge in support of these comics (I don't blame them) or does Dobson forget people expect you to actually follow up on Patreon promises?
 
Yup, he's a big Sarkeesian buttkisser too. And a bunch of Superhero redesigns. So really quite similar, if way better at colouring.
He really is quite similar, he also likes whining all day on Twitter from the look of things.

So, this is just a random thought, but his Patreon mentioned that you could pledge to support Dobson working on SYAC or AzP.

Did no one pledge in support of these comics (I don't blame them) or does Dobson forget people expect you to actually follow up on Patreon promises?
The tiers were really vague (Something like he was gauging interest) and Dobby didn't outright say he'd make more of those comics if people gave him money.
 
Someone who wallows in mediocrity and is proud of it and anybody that demands higher standards is decried as an elitist. It shows his blatant ignorance, and his "sour grapes" envy disguised as arrogant righteousness.
People who think that they are already "The Guy" and that everyone else but them is responsible for their lack of success, will never get better in what they do. Hence his lack of progress in the art department.
 
[MEDIA=twitter]623372454073757696[/MEDIA]Dobson is so conceited he even makes up excuses when he has moments of self reflection.
when i'm depressed, i want money, give me money and pay attention to me
but if you're depressed... well uh, here's a whale lol :3

Dobson must look at those pictures and think "Finally! Now I don't have to use words to communicate my feelings anymore, and I don't have to make them myself!"
in dobson's perfect world he is surrounded by pretty women who know what he wants right when he wants it and gets it done without him actually doing anything.

why spend time making a picture to make someone feel better, why spend time writing a letter?
why spend time using someone else's picture, the best life is living like a wall fixture.
i can't even be arsed to buy a fucking card, i'm so damn lazy i'm like a fucking tard.
i'll just let my maids do it all, actions are too hard to initiate.
my cock is the only thing that now stands tall, considering my girls can inflate.
 
Maybe this is the reason why no one want to hire you Dobson? It is not about your shitty artwork and such. It is about your attitude. You spend so much time on twitter being an ass, that most studios won't go near your. Remember, in the era of social media, many company today care about their image on social media, and if one of their employer is always sperging out on twatter and being an ass towards other creators, they will create a bad image for the company.

Yes. Yes. Absolutely. I notice we all seem to keep returning to the crux of the matter - he doesn't give a shit. Not that I've any objection to hashing and rehashing his behaviour like this - Dobson is, after all, in his own way a horribly fascinating little man. But it's reached the point where I really want to just say to him: "For guvk's sake, Dobson, STFU with the SJW crap. You obviously don't really care about any of it - and it's not like Wu-Senpai or anyone gives a damn about anything you've got to say on the subject. Just drop the BS, buy yourself a bicycle pump and a supply of inflatable love dolls and get back to drawing stuff with no expectation of being paid for it".

Yes, I know. We're not supposed to address our cows - not that I for one moment expect Dobson to read this. It's just that, amusing as the man is, the fact remains he is at this very moment roasting in a hell entirely of his own making. And that's not cool.

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He's playing as a Khajiit, right? Of course the poor child would practice fighting. Any child being raised by a furry must be prepared for the worst.
 
This is so sad
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I just have this image in my head where Dobbo gazes longingly at the screen and puts his fingers to his fictional daughter, because he realized that he'll never get one.

And "gawd this game is so violent" to "look at this child kill!" is some real dissonance.
 
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Actually made me audibly slap my palm against my forehead. What in the fuck, Dobson. How does that image warrant such a precedure?

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People don't mock you for doing it this way cause they don't know how art is created, they laugh at you for making art in the most assbackwards way possible.
He shares a weird fondness for hand-drawn sketches, pretty much like Chris-Chan concerning Asperchu. The only difference: Chris is an idiot, Dobson should be able to make images at any given size with his computer...
Arts Degree, my ass.
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A very old staple of DobDob: Do something in a really stupid way and claim it's the prefered working method of professionals.
It was almost the same with his scrub-style fillbucket-coloring, only this time, he's blissfully unaware that his working process and the one he's showing in his tweet are completely different.
The Comic cover he posted is basically a huge motive that sprawls out a lot and thus the artist has to do the entire thing in a big size, so he can work on the overall design/composition. Dobson's image is pretty much just a "Where's Waldo"-style look-and-find picture. At no point does his hodgepodge of characters warrant such a method. He could have sketched small groups or even individual characters and then combine them in Photoshop.
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Unfortunately, there's only like 40 people on the world that share your opinion when it comes to your art, Dobby.
Allow me to rephrase it: If Dobby's art looked good enough to overlook his weird methods, there'd be no issue. However, Dobson's art sucks and his fucked up methods don't work at fucking all. Period. Do not pass "Start", do not collect Patreon Dosh. That's how much his art sucks.

And it seems "organic art growth" is Dobson's new call of distress when people point out flaws in his art. But I'll give him that: calling it "organic art growth" at least gives me the rather fitting image of a huge pile of damp manure just waiting to be spread across a piece of paper.
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No, what's sad is that you already know you're wrong and still you do it for attention. Now THAT'S sad.
This... so fucking much this.
"I know what flaws and issues people will point out in my art, but fuck if I actually mend these things before releasing my shoddy art... I could waste precious Splatoon time!"

Those pictures he sends are starting to piss me off. God forbid he acually talk to his twitter friends or listen to thier problems, no - a cute whale is fine!
What is this crazy talk of wasting precious splatoon-time for useless banter that won't lead to patreon dosh?
Jesus, you're so inconsiderate. Do you really expect The Dob to climb down his throne, just to listen to the troublings of the common crowd?
I thought he did mod to not be such a horribly mean violent game?
But child soliders are ok, even more when a stronk womyn.
Oh Dobson, now you are getting creepier.
"Violent behaviour is bad, unless womyn do it."
Why, that's not blatantly hypocritical at all!
 
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That poster looks so cluttered it that I wouldn't be so surprised that he just slapped down the lines and called it a day.
Compare that to Araki, who would draw on a piece of paper as a preview before working large.
And holy shit, Araki worked nearly 8 hours a day.
 
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