💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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I wonder if Dobson will try to get this guy banned from Patreon for discontinuing his pledge, like he did for the last person.
 
So I looked it up. Even if Dobbear was running the newest Macbook, we're still looking at an Intel integrated chip.

That said holy fucking shit $1300 for a laptop that can't even top 2.5GHz and has 256GB? Fucking hell that's on par with my mothers shitbox $300 Lenovo laptop. I could build three mid-range gaming PCs (not including peripherals mind you) for that price.

And this is if he's using the brand new ones. Him getting 10fps is about as surprising as my shitty $50 Chinese phone crashing if I load too many tabs in firefox.
From the way he draws his Mac and his Skyrim Framerate, I would assume he has a Mac that is about ... 6-7 years old, maybe older. If it is a 2009er model he has a 2.66 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo and 2-4 GB of Ram. That should run Skyrim better than 10fps, but I don't know how fast the Mac port of Skyrim is.

On a rambling side note:
Macs are a really, really, REALLY horrible decision to spend your money on... unless you can't find enough prostitutes to snort coke off their asses. Any kind of repair is going to be either a pain in the ass or rather expensive, unless you have some sort of insurance that takes care of this.

I've got a 2008ish MacBook Pro here (long story, not important), and when the hard disk made it's death rattles it was a pain in the butt to change. And I couldn't just take any 2,5'' hard disk as replacement, I had to get one with the exact same dimensions - down to the last millimeter. In other MacBooks from this time, the hard drive is the center piece and you have to disassemble the entire thing just to replace that.
Around 2013 Apple glued the batteries into their MacBooks Air. No-no, you read that right, they were literally glued in there and these are just examples.

...anyway, my point is: Desktop Macs aren't that different from the laptops and there is no chance in hell Dobson can repair anything on his own - except maybe the RAM. So if Fedobears Rig dies, if just half of its display dies, his Mac days are gone for good, because buying a cheap laptop and a monitor will be cheaper and faster. And seeing that, as iCultist, he is still working on a +6 year old mac, tells me that is monetary situation dosen't allow an mac-upgrade.

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And speaking of a MacFanboy, who tells us how great Macs are...
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Why exactly is he using windows for browsing facebook? Wait.... wait...
....ohhhhhh, there is no Skyrim Port for Mac, it is so fucking slow because he plays it in on Wine or a Virtual Machine... everything makes sense now.
 
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Well he had an old bully (According to Dobby) add him on Facebook and he made this comic:
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Nookie Bear can be seen as a textbook example of the phenomenon of self-fulfilling prophecies. You see, he keeps drawing and imagining himself at best as a crabby little bear, at worst as a meek and weak man whose life consists of humiliation and ineffective "revenge". I know he's trying to create comics in the spirit of "loveable loser" characters, such as Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) or Homer Simpson, but the difference here is that Jim Davis didn't identify 100% with his character, enabling him to view him with a certain emotional distance from the outside. Nookie Bear on the other hand IS his character. His comics are supposed to be autobiographical. And so, the self-image of being weak and pathetic and helpless and "cute"(??) becomes self-perpetuating. His real life becomes his fantasy.
 
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Nookie Bear can be seen as a textbook example of the phenomenon of self-fulfilling prophecies. You see, he keeps drawing and imagining himself at best as a crabby little bear, at worst as a meek and weak man whose life consists of humiliation and ineffective "revenge". I know he's trying to create comics in the spirit of "loveable loser" characters, such as Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) or Homer Simpson, but the difference here is that Jim Davis didn't identify 100% with his character, enabling him to view him with a certain emotional distance from the outside. Nookie Bear on the other hand IS his character. His comics are supposed to be autobiographical. And so, the self-image of being weak and pathetic and helpless and "cute"(??) becomes self-perpetuating. His real life becomes his fantasy.

So it's basically a less fantastical and less entertaining version of Sonichu?
 
So it's basically a less fantastical and less entertaining version of Sonichu?
In comparison, Sonichu is very nearly awesome - it had moments in which Chris triumphed like a TRUE and HONEST hero, blasting his enemies and hankypankying the girl. Nookie Bear's moments of triumph are nothing more than fist-clenched-in-pocket moments (like refusing a friendship invite on FB - grrrarrrrrrr such revenge!!), with some rare exceptions of real violence (the bear beating up sexist shitlords).
 
In comparison, Sonichu is very nearly awesome - it had moments in which Chris triumphed like a TRUE and HONEST hero, blasting his enemies and hankypankying the girl. Nookie Bear's moments of triumph are nothing more than fist-clenched-in-pocket moments (like refusing a friendship invite on FB - grrrarrrrrrr such revenge!!), with some rare exceptions of real violence (the bear beating up sexist shitlords).

At its most basic Sonichu was just a bunch of comics Chris made because Chris wanted to make a comic. I honestly dont think Chris imagined he could make money out of it until his trolls showed up.
Where as "Alex Ze Pirate" and "So your a shitty cartoonist" exist because Dobson honestly believed they were a gateway to fame, fortune and pussy.

Ironically Chris has likely made more off his franchise than Dobson ever will from his.
 
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At its most basic Sonichu was just a bunch of comics Chris made because Chris wanted to make a comic. I honestly dont think Chris imagined he could make money out of it until his trolls showed up.
Where as "Alex Ze Pirate" and "So your a shitty cartoonist" exist because Dobson honestly believed they were a gateway to fame, fortune and pussy.

Ironically Chris has likely made more off his franchise than Dobson ever will from his.

Do you know, I think you've perfectly nailed the difference between Chris and Dobson - and for myself, at least, it seems a very profound difference, in that it explains why Dobson truly repluses me, in a way that Chris never could. Let's face it, can you imagine Dobson spending time and effort on making self-dismantling customised Amiibos - for very little financial return?

In comparison, Sonichu is very nearly awesome

A lovely thought, @DykesDykesChina ! Proof of which is the number of detailed fanworks we've seen, ones which attempt to build on Chris' magnum opus. In contrast, does anyone ever expect to see a "The REAL Alex Ze Pirate"? Or "Spot's Story"?
 
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Do you know, I think you've perfectly nailed the difference between Chris and Dobson - and for myself, at least, it seems a very profound difference, in that it explains why Dobson truly repluses me, in a way that Chris never could. Let's face it, can you imagine Dobson spending time and effort on making self-dismantling customised Amiibos - for very little financial return?


The key difference really is effort.
Dobson is by his own admission happy to wallow in mediocrity (a height he is yet to reach)......he has talent and chooses to do nothing.
Chris has pretty much zero talent but at-least gives it a good tard try before utterly failing or producing something laughable which people still end up handing over cash for.

Dobson is sad and lonely and chooses to spend his life alone playing splattoon and crying on twitter.
Chris wants a woman so he throws on a pretty dress and heads out to impulse....sure hes still alone and its laughable but hes happy.
 
Dobson is a victim of his own foul play. He's burned so many bridges, and continues to make enemies due to being a total asshole.
He's his own worst enemy, but it's the "trolls" fault.

No one really trolls him aside the one famous time, because he can do more damage than anyone else could if they desired. He's burning Rome himself and while pouring gas on it points fingers.
 
I don't know how Dobby can enjoy playing Skyrim with such a horrific framerate:
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*Sigh* you know sometimes I wonder if I'm too harsh on this man, but then along he comes and utters such unadulterated, misinformed, idiotic opinions such as this and then I realize he deserves all the hate he gets. This twit so utterly resumes who Dobson is in a perfect nutshell. Someone who wallows in mediocrity and is proud of it and anybody that demands higher standards is decried as an elitist. It shows his blatant ignorance, and his "sour grapes" envy disguised as arrogant righteousness.

Oh and yes, now you have pissed off PC gamers as a whole. Is there no group of people that doesn't hate Dobson's guts?
 
The key difference really is effort.
Dobson is by his own admission happy to wallow in mediocrity (a height he is yet to reach)......he has talent and chooses to do nothing.
Chris has pretty much zero talent but at-least gives it a good tard try before utterly failing or producing something laughable which people still end up handing over cash for.

Dobson is sad and lonely and chooses to spend his life alone playing splattoon and crying on twitter.
Chris wants a woman so he throws on a pretty dress and heads out to impulse....sure hes still alone and its laughable but hes happy.

Chris chan at least tries. Sure he does it in a funny, stupid way, but he is still way closer to achieving his dreams than Nookie bear.
Dobson on the other hand doesn't. He had internet fame with asspatter fan legions, a useful education, and he manages to fail harder than autistic manchild who got dealt a really bad set of cards from the start.

I would rather comission Chris for stuff than Dobby if I had money for it. He does put effort into his work and doesn't try to rip you off with comissions taking half a year to trace them from pre-existing art.
Bad news for Chris, for if I did have spare cash (and I knew how to order stuff on the internet from overseas), I would rather get something funny made by Sibling. Preferably involving a blue bear and a pair of cartoon lesbians plus a bycicle pump!
 
Dobbo is a lazy fat man who should spend more time working at his McJob or working on his alleged dream than shitposting on Twitter.
 
Maybe this is the reason why no one want to hire you Dobson? It is not about your shitty artwork and such. It is about your attitude. You spend so much time on twitter being an ass, that most studios won't go near your. Remember, in the era of social media, many company today care about their image on social media, and if one of their employer is always sperging out on twatter and being an ass towards other creators, they will create a bad image for the company.
 
Dobson is by his own admission happy to wallow in mediocrity (a height he is yet to reach)......he has talent and chooses to do nothing.
Chris has pretty much zero talent but at-least gives it a good tard try before utterly failing or producing something laughable which people still end up handing over cash for

The realisation that Chris has probably made more from artwork in the last 12 months than Dobson is giving me a good chuckle.
 
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