💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Zvantastika]

Well, he's back:

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To be honest, I'm amazed Dobson haven't said anything about Satoru Iwata.
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Or maybe he's making an art piece about it?, oh god no, please no, don't ruin this one Dobson, anything but Iwata, please I beg you.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

You know what you have to do Deadpool

 

[Skeletor]

And from the looks of these tweets, the Dobster still has a bone to pick with Batman.

And it's weird as fuck for him to chimp out on this. Having played all of the previous Arkham games and going through the newest one right now, I have no clue what aspect of this game is triggering him. Batman still has his "no killing people" code, there are some strong, intelligent, but still sexy female characters... it's far from being the darkest interpretation of Batman.

I mean, yeah, he still beats the shit out of bad guys, but so has every superhero ever.

 

[Kabobs]

The president of Nintendo just passed away...I'm surprised Dobster hasn't tweeted anything faux-sincere or just glorifying Nintendo yet.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The president of Nintendo just passed away...I'm surprised Dobster hasn't tweeted anything faux-sincere or just glorifying Nintendo yet.

He'll spend the next couple of weeks wandering around Splatoon and crying on Twitter before he makes a self centered memorial comic.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

And it's weird as fuck for him to chimp out on this. Having played all of the previous Arkham games and going through the newest one right now, I have no clue what aspect of this game is triggering him. Batman still has his "no killing people" code, there are some strong, intelligent, but still sexy female characters... it's far from being the darkest interpretation of Batman.

Dobson is just jealous that Bruce Wayne's bank account allows him to pursue his dreams.

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

He'll spend the next couple of weeks wandering around Splatoon and crying on Twitter before he makes a self centered memorial comic.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

On a related note, Iwata was a damn fine man, and he'll be missed terribly.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

Dobson is just jealous that Bruce Wayne's bank account allows him to pursue his dreams.

And that Bruce Wayne gets the girls for being himself and not acting like a tool.

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

And that Bruce Wayne gets the girls for being himself and not acting like a tool.

And he is both respected and feared.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

And that Bruce Wayne gets the girls for being himself and not acting like a tool.

Also lots of money, that also helps.

But more on-topic I honestly do dread the inevitable Iwata memorial drawing. I mean I think it won't be completely self-centered and he'll have the decency leave himself out of it. But there's always that ulterior motive that lingers around virtually everything he ever does that just ruins any feelings of sincerity.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

The president of Nintendo just passed away...I'm surprised Dobster hasn't tweeted anything faux-sincere or just glorifying Nintendo yet.

Just give him time. People already using Iwata dead to glorify anything, console warmongering or boosting video views. Makes me a little sad ...

(RIP Iwata, the programmer and game designer, the guy that made interviews with his own developers and had crazy stories about being a coding God. About him being a suit, I had mixed opinions and remembering his image presented in PR controlled stuff like Digital Events is a little dishonest to me.)

 

[John Titor]

That doesn't make any sense. Mitt Romney wouldn't shoot Rick Santorum. That's not even a joke, because even Romney's worst critic wouldn't accuse him of being bloodthirsty and violent.

And of course the likenesses are shit.

Honestly, ADF's cartoon is better, because Sasuke would definitely shoot somebody, whether it was John McCain or whoever.

If I remember the commentary right, he said it's suppose to represent Santorum saying something that will backfire on him. The fact that he has to explain it means he already failed at political satire.

 

[Barley]

To be honest, I'm amazed Dobson haven't said anything about Satoru Iwata.

I'm not. I mean, it's Dobson.

But if he does, it will possibly be just because others are doing it and this would bring him some attention.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

If I remember the commentary right, he said it's suppose to represent Santorum saying something that will backfire on him. The fact that he has to explain it means he already failed at political satire.

At least didn't label everything so it wasn't a total failure.

 

[RepQuest]

If I remember the commentary right, he said it's suppose to represent Santorum saying something that will backfire on him. The fact that he has to explain it means he already failed at political satire.

Yes, it backfired on him... I mean Dobson, not Santorum.

 

[Strelok]

If I remember the commentary right, he said it's suppose to represent Santorum saying something that will backfire on him. The fact that he has to explain it means he already failed at political satire.

So Dobson doesn't even understand satire 101. Like the obvious thing to do would have Sanotorum aiming a musket at Romney, the musket be labeled something he said, and the musket to have exploded in Sanatorum's hands with soot all over his face while Romney looks smug. It's so easy a monkey could actually do it.

 

[CWCissey]

I actually quite like the idea of an animated Killing Joke. I believe it partially appeared in Arkham Knight so I don't quite get the problem.

Oh wait...Barbara Gordon getting shot by The Joker, stripped naked and him taking pictures of her bleeding on the floor in an attempt to drive Commissioner Gordon insane. Fuck you Nash and Dobby.

 

[AnOminous]

So Dobson doesn't even understand satire 101. Like the obvious thing to do would have Sanotorum aiming a musket at Romney, the musket be labeled something he said, and the musket to have exploded in Sanatorum's hands with soot all over his face while Romney looks smug. It's so easy a monkey could actually do it.

A monkey could do that, and an artist could draw someone who actually looked remotely like Mitt Romney. Also, you could only recognize his "Santorum" because of that goofy-ass gay-looking sweater vest that notorious homophobe Santorum always wears.

 

[CWCissey]

A monkey could do that, and an artist could draw someone who actually looked remotely like Mitt Romney. Also, you could only recognize his "Santorum" because of that goofy-ass gay-looking sweater vest that notorious homophobe Santorum always wears.

That was meant to be Santorum?

 

[AnOminous]

That was meant to be Santorum?

So said someone in this thread. I didn't figure it out on my own. Also, apparently, Santorum said something of the sort.