💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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It's just hit me… Claims he pretty much has a PTSD breakdown by hurting virtual animals in Skyrim *cough* bullshit *cough*

Yet happily eats at McDonalds, surely someone with such intense feelings towards animal wellbeing wouldn't be fine with the mass industrialised breeding and culling of hundreds of animals a second worldwide

By the way he's acting he pretty much should be a level 10 vegan…
I thought he hated McDonalds.
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I thought he hated McDonalds.
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You could either draw a logo yourself to show on screen or you could terribly shove in a photo for no reason because it's easier and more convenient despite how terribly it sticks out.
That's our Dobby.
 
I thought he hated McDonalds.

That comic has always baffled me, because in it he uses McDonalds as an example of something crap, but in other comics he talks about how much he loves it.

Honestly, aside from his status-seeking and pity-seeking behaviour, Dobson is clearly just not somebody who has any real facility for making even moderately complex arguments. He wants to be taken seriously as a social thinker but he has no real capacity to navigate complexity even on really well-worn issues. That's why all his statements are just that, bare statements of "X is good! and "Y is bad", and why he tends to react with confusion and defensiveness when called out on that.
 
Dobby had time to update his Patreon.

"Drew this before my recent health problems. Haven't had a chance to upload it until now."

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It's funny because no one trully cares about Dobson's opinions, or, at least, takes them that seriously. In fact, Dobson rarelly expresses actual opinions. All he does is whine and bitch about the most irrelevant of things that happen to stir his loins (positively or negatively). He's not exactly the kind of person you want to hear giving their two cents on an important matter, even if you don't agree with them (opposing views can open your mind to certain things, but I wouldn't advise it when it comes to listening to Dobson).

Unless, of course, said matters include complex topics such as 'which Splatoon weapon is best for inflating anime girls', 'how minds afflicted with PTSD can benefit from excessive exposure to lesbianism' and 'why christmas is so much better than hanukkah'.

And every time I look at that goddamn bear I really want to dislodge his jaw. Rather, his whole face. That huge manly chin and wrinklyness on top his nose really don't work for a 'cute' character design. What's Dosbon even trying to go for with this monstrosity? I suppose he DID succeed in making that bear an accurate avatar of his persona, though (and the reactions it stirs in people).

Also, guy in the first panel looks shorter and slimmer than the drawings of him in the last two.

Really makes you wonder... Is Dobson this oblivious how his own shitty behaviour is what feeds the trolls?
Even Chris got that one figured out eventually and held a radio-silence for over a year.

When an actual autistic person who gets no help from his family (or licensed professionals) makes a better life decision than you, I think it's time to stop and reevaluate what you've been doing.
 
And every time I look at that goddamn bear I really want to dislodge his jaw. Rather, his whole face. That huge manly chin and wrinklyness on top his nose really don't work for a 'cute' character design. What's Dosbon even trying to go for with this monstrosity? I suppose he DID succeed in making that bear an accurate avatar of his persona, though (and the reactions it stirs in people).

I believe it's something along the lines of "Fine, you people keep bitching about my self-insert not being an unhealthy, balding middle-aged man is inaccurate so I'll make something even more wackly and inaccurate!"

Sometimes I wish he'd just go the 'Whomp' route and acknowledge he's fat and not super-attractive and just have fun with it. But considering it's Dobson it'd probably just end up being super irritating and disingenuous so forget I said anything.
 
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That doesn't make any sense. Mitt Romney wouldn't shoot Rick Santorum. That's not even a joke, because even Romney's worst critic wouldn't accuse him of being bloodthirsty and violent.

And of course the likenesses are shit.

Honestly, ADF's cartoon is better, because Sasuke would definitely shoot somebody, whether it was John McCain or whoever.
 
Oh and by the why, you guys want to know why Dobson is a "feminist"?
This is related: Feminism as a mating strategy among beta mates

I found it in my Twitter-Feed a while back, don't know anything about that site, but the title alone sold me.... although between the lines it sounds like the author seems complaints that there are no "sexy male feminists" and, not surprisingly, it is a bit "black and white".

Well, we all know that Dobson is a phony feminist who just wants asspats.

But WOW.
The author is a vindictive misanthrope & so is every cretin in the comments. They have entitled incel written all over 'em. At least they're not ranting at Elliot Rodger levels.

They rant about feminists like how SJW Tumblrinas rant about the patriarchy and how "all men are rapist pigs" or some shit.

"Boo hoo! We're sooooo oppressed!"

But it's cold comfort that these creeps will not breed ;)



And from the looks of these tweets, the Dobster still has a bone to pick with Batman. *sigh*
 
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I hated The Killing Joke, so I'll be sure to avoid any future versions of it. Earth to Dobbers: people can actually just not watch/buy/discuss things they don't like.
 
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