💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Zero]

In harry potter there is an elf called Dobby. Coincidance? I think not.

 

[Dilbertmann]

In harry potter there is an elf called Dobby. Coincidance? I think not.

He's not blue or autistic enough, so that clearly makes him inferior.

 

[Zero]

Of course. Dobson is the greatest elf.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Now I'm kinda hoping that the doxxing will result in some pranks.

 

[deadson]

Now I'm kinda hoping that the doxxing will result in some pranks.

Maybe a whole bunch of spray bottles filled with water lined up on his front porch facing his door?

 

[Gothicserpent]

Maybe a whole bunch of spray bottles filled with water lined up on his front porch facing his door?

Or sending him a bunch of balloons.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Or sending him a bunch of balloons.

Wow, no mention about sending Dobby Splatoon inflation porn?

 

[Rin]

Wow, no mention about sending Dobby Splatoon inflation porn?

I'm pretty sure he's already seen it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

No new twitter updates since last night?

Huh. Tbh, I wasn't expecting that. Good on you, Dobson. I just hope you're doing something more productive with your time than playing Splatoon.

 

[wheat pasta]

No new twitter updates since last night?

Huh. Tbh, I wasn't expecting that. Good on you, Dobson. I just hope you're doing something more productive with your time than playing Splatoon.

... Found dead in his parents' basement, clutching a wii U pro controller.

 

[Kabobs]

I don't know guys, I'm missing all the tweets about lesbians already!

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Does anyone know, if he was in therapy at some point?

This is #optimistic, but alittle bit of counseling could potentially do him a world of good.

Back when he started hinting at having PTSD, he made some illusions to seeing a counselor. Counselor is such a broad term... it could be a social worker, a psychiatrist, the HR guy at his McJob. But in any meaningful sense, Dobby has never made any real attempts to seek psychiatric help.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Back when he started hinting at having PTSD, he made some illusions to seeing a counselor. Counselor is such a broad term... it could be a social worker, a psychiatrist, the HR guy at his McJob. But in any meaningful sense, Dobby has never made any real attempts to seek psychiatric help.

Part of me is hoping that he's actually spending his off time seeing someone or, at the very least, working on that Patreon wallpaper.

But Dobson has killed any optimism I have for him, so I'm just convinced he's Splatoon binging.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

My money is on he has a second twitter account.

 

[Professor Iris]

No new twitter updates since last night?

Huh. Tbh, I wasn't expecting that. Good on you, Dobson. I just hope you're doing something more productive with your time than playing Splatoon.

Hope is a pretty strong word. You know that, right?

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

I wonder what is his family's take in all of Dobson's antics, especially this last one. Do they even care at this point? I would not be surprised to know that his behavior is so reprehensible for the rest of the family tree that they'll want nothing to do with him.

I get the feeling they pampered him as a child but, unlike Borb, they understand how much they fucked up. After all, didn't his mom try to get him a job painting a mural? They want to be supportive, but they also want their dumbass son to open his eyes to reality.

 

[Barley]

I don't think he's away from the internet right now. People like him say that kind of things and, instead of leaving the internet temporarily, they're still there, lurking, reading what people say of them, but don't post anything, to give others the feeling they really left.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why is Dobby the Virgin Elf still talked about? Let his "fame" die before he does due to cholesterol.

Isn't it obvious? Guy tried (and failed) to pull off a suicide baiting. Why shouldn't it be the topic of our discussion at the moment?

'Sides, man didn't have much in the way of "fame" anyways. He's always been known for his stupidity and whining, there's not much in the way of fame to begin with beyond that.

 

[Bugaboo]

Isn't it obvious? Guy tried (and failed) to pull off a suicide baiting. Why shouldn't it be the topic of our discussion at the moment?

'Sides, man didn't have much in the way of "fame" anyways. He's always been known for his stupidity and whining, there's not much in the way of fame to begin with beyond that.

He was once a part of a small group of like 6 devianttartletts called "fresh epics" and they were supposed to be "the most up and coming group of artists of DA" or something. To give you an example of the kind of quality atistd we are dealing with, as well as dobbles being in it, Humon was there too. She's a werid gay man domination/rape fetishist and it's so thinnly veiled and then she makes a Hetalia ripoff and she was doing a bunch of stuff about different weird little chibi comics where all the characters are essentially the same and every single man is very gay for whatever reason

 

[CrimsonKnight]

He was once a part of a small group of like 6 devianttartletts called "fresh epics" and they were supposed to be "the most up and coming group of artists of DA" or something. To give you an example of the kind of quality atistd we are dealing with, as well as dobbles being in it, Humon was there too. She's a werid gay man domination/rape fetishist and it's so thinnly veiled and then she makes a Hetalia ripoff and she was doing a bunch of stuff about different weird little chibi comics where all the characters are essentially the same and every single man is very gay for whatever reason

I heard of Humon. Doesn't she have a thin skin like Dobson? Not sure about the other Fresh Epic artists.That would be something Dobby would join.