💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[Adamska]

I'm surprised SJWs haven't noticed how problematic Splatoon is. After all, it's all about spraying territory to establish dominance over it, like a male spraying urine everywhere to mark.

Maybe I should start a Tumblr to call these phallocentric shitlords out.

I for one support this venture; you'd get some idiots buying into it.

So is Dobbo trying to be a blogger or an artist? I'm asking since he's really bad at both, but he's doing one far more than the other right now.

 

[Cucky]

So is Dobbo trying to be a blogger or an artist? I'm asking since he's really bad at both, but he's doing one far more than the other right now.

Bitching on Twitter doesn't even qualify as blogging. Your random 14 year old girl blogger that complains about her parents and tells the world about her latest "haul" is a step above Dobby.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

So is Dobbo trying to be a blogger or an artist? I'm asking since he's really bad at both, but he's doing one far more than the other right now.

Well, I can tell you what he actually is- a preachy pile of dog shit that needs to get his fat ass off twitter and pick up his fucking art tools again.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

I think the whole "stop playing like CoD" thing might already have been that.
Like, players are on the front line taking hits for the team while Dobbles desperately avoids the enemy while paintrolling and gets his ass kicked. In his mind, the ones who come after him because he's an easy target are in the wrong and "playing like CoD".

Which is probably why Dobson has a high splatted to splatting (killed to killing) ratio. I apologize if this sounds confusing. Dobson so needs to lighten up on the Calamari of Duty playing. It's a solid game, but doesn't he have a steadily declining Patreon to attend to?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Based on what little I know of Splatoon killing other players sounds like a legit strategy. If you kill a paint roller they can't spread paint to mark their team's territory, which I imagine would be a lot simpler than trying to roll over their paint. Does Dobson think you're not supposed to kill other players in a game where killing players is allowed?

 

[Count groudon]

Based on what little I know of Splatoon killing other players sounds like a legit strategy. If you kill a paint roller they can't spread paint to mark their team's territory, which I imagine would be a lot simpler than trying to roll over their paint. Does Dobson think you're not supposed to kill other players in a game where killing players is allowed?

He just doesnt want to play offensively so he can complain about all the violent JERKS ganging up on the poor gentle pacifist feminist.

 

[CrimsonKnight]

He just doesnt want to play offensively so he can complain about all the violent JERKS ganging up on the poor gentle pacifist feminist.

With all that bitching, Dobson thinks that he's tough, but all I see is a certified weenie. He belongs at Weenie Hut Juniors. Make that Super Weenie Hut Juniors.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Based on what little I know of Splatoon killing other players sounds like a legit strategy. If you kill a paint roller they can't spread paint to mark their team's territory, which I imagine would be a lot simpler than trying to roll over their paint. Does Dobson think you're not supposed to kill other players in a game where killing players is allowed?

But that's not very "family friendly", now is it?

Someone send him that Splatoon/Hatred comic and watch him sperg out.

 

[Zvantastika]

Based on what little I know of Splatoon killing other players sounds like a legit strategy. If you kill a paint roller they can't spread paint to mark their team's territory, which I imagine would be a lot simpler than trying to roll over their paint. Does Dobson think you're not supposed to kill other players in a game where killing players is allowed?

It's the basis of the "offensive strategy" in any multiplayer game actually, regardless of the goal, if you manage to kill the other players, they won't be able to do anything (in this case, spread the paint) so yeah, killing other players, hence making them less likely to achieve their goal, is always a good idea.

 

[Gensdupays]

I'm guessing Dobson hates the whole weapon class that is all about sniping from high/far away. You know, an integrated part of the game that is designed to balance people running out in the middle of the map mindlessly running with a Splat Roller like an idiot? When he says "playing it like COD" I'm guessing he means "using a weapon within the game in a location that is strategically supposed to be desirable."

Dobson just wants to go full retard with his Splat Roller and is mad he keeps getting sniped.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

The main focus of the game is paint areas but sure as hell the game encourages killing other players. The whole respawn/superjump mechanic is done because the game expects that playersto to go offensive Not mention that you should also defend areas from the enemy team even if you are behind paiting everything as a good "invasion" can ruin a otherwise one sided game

 

[Gensdupays]

I'm guessing Dobson hasn't played the king of the hill mode. Where the whole point is to take and hold one spot.

 

[Positron]

Oh yes, I've already seen the "If you draw Splatoon porn, recognize you're a pedophile" posts... Nevermind they're usually drawn a fair bit older because I guess obvious adults are what pedophiles are into. /sjwlogic

SJWs have no problem with pedophilia (cough, Lena Dunham, cough, Nicholas Nyberg.); even the Vagina Monologues approves.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

Brianna Wu has something to add (Dobson re-tweet)
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So Wu waste her Kraken power up to going solo kamikaze to the enemy area and doesn't evene bother to kill 1 or 2 enemies while her team is "busy" trying to stop the advance of the enemy in their territory. Not to mention that literally anyone of the enemy team will detect her in their radar as a single idiot painting the base (as probably all the base is already painted with the enemy colors so they would know where exactly Wu is, as enemy ink hurts you so you need painted spots to survive)

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

SJWs have no problem with pedophilia (cough, Lena Dunham, cough, Nicholas Nyberg.); even the Vagina Monologues approves.

I've said it before, I'll say it again. SJWs, including our pal Dobby, are fucking dumb as bricks and hypocritical.

"We can't/don't want this to happen unless we do it!" That just makes me sick. I'd say someone needs to give them a dose of reality, but I'm sure they're thank you for the compliment and block you.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Here's a legitimate question:
Does this guy actually read what he's retweeting?

Edit:
And he's down to 29 Patrons and 81 bucks.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I feel confident that a large portion of his donations right now are sockpuppets.
Even with his DA following, I don't think there are 29 people willing to give him money for quality and quantity of work he's been producing.

He's also been tweeting and retweeting the gamessowhite hashtag. It's funny because literally every game he's been sperging about has been white males. Except for Splatoon which has a minor white-passing squidboy but Dobby is too busy fapping over the minor white-passing squidgirl.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Forgive me, Kiwis but I just felt this was suitable...

 

[vertexwindi]

You're a bear now
No-one cares now
You're a bear, no-one cares, you're a bear, no-one cares
You're a bear now

Media bash now
Lose some cash now
Inflate girls, going back
Trolls won't stop their attack
You're a bear now

Who cares what I've drawn
When there's video games to play

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-Pa-tre-on

 

[Skeletor]

This is basically him expertly trolling himself: he gets hyped up over a game, then gets pissy when he sucks at it due to him wanting to play it like it's not an FPS.