💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[CWCissey]

So Nookie Bear obsessively notes where men and superheroes hang to.

I think we can add that to his list of hobbies next to 'Finding toilets in Skyrim' and 'Thinking about Korra and Asami getting freaky'

 

[rangerofaldebaron]

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The pretentiousness of this entire thing is absolutely ridiculous. I'm almost tempted to do something similar with some of Dobson's works. Granted, yes, there's problems with the Superman art piece but most of the things wrong are things Dobson has similar failures in his own works.

 

[wheat pasta]

WOW WOW WOW WOW.
I don't even have words for this. Dobson is punchable as fuck here.

 

[Gothicserpent]

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It's still better then anything you will ever shit out, fatboy.

 

[Bugaboo]

Usually I'd say "you don't need to be a chef to tell that the food tastes bad" in regards to art criticism but then again people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

 

[deadson]

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I seriously hope he puts this on patreon.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

"Apparently Superman's arm come out of his abs now"

Dobson English good.

 

[Foltest]

This coming from Dobson, is fucking hilarious.

 

[Jared]

This coming from Dobson, is fucking hilarious.

Honest to god half those things he pointed out are things he himself does. Those feet? Messed up hands? Absolutely!

And lol at his inability to decipher light sources. Like yeah the lighting's bad, but his arrows "pointing it out" aren't even correctly highlighting the light direction! Is he retarded? Sources say: yes

 

[zedkissed60]

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"Just remember... Frank Miller is still getting work."

Ohhh, Dobson. Jealous much? Miller is a legend and you're... well... you.

Do you think if you critique Miller like you're constantly critiqued by others then... what? You'll be a legend? That you'll cease to suck?

You're such a sad, small, insignificant man-child, Dobson.

 

[AnOminous]

"Just remember... Frank Miller is still getting work."

Ohhh, Dobson. Jealous much? Miller is a legend and you're... well... you.

Do you think if you critique Miller like you're constantly critiqued by others then... what? You'll be a legend? That you'll cease to suck?

You're such a sad, small, insignificant man-child, Dobson.

It's also pretty shitty to make fun of Miller's recent appearance which may very well be that he's actually fucking sick from something.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Frank Miller still finds work, because in the past he created something people liked.

Dobson in the other hand is a talentless hack, who never even tried to create something exceptional. He can't take any form of critique, but criticises other peoples work for exactly the same mistakes he makes all the time.

 

[Gunslinger]

Where does he get off insulting Frank Miller? And for the same shit he does on a regular basis in his crap comics, and even blocks people for noticing. When you are an industry legend for anything other than your bad attitude and shitty paint bucket coloring--then maybe you can mention Frank Miller. When you get a couple of movie deals under your belt staring Ron Perlman or Gerard Butler then maybe you can talk, Dobson.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Gotta love that his "comic" contains a panel pulled from an older comic and a the same picture of a comic panel he didn't draw, just zoomed in sometimes and with arrows and text added everywhere.

Fuck, if you want to be technical, Frank Miller drew more of this comic than Dobson did.

 

[MayMay]

Where does he get off insulting Frank Miller? And for the same shit he does on a regular basis in his crap comics, and even blocks people for noticing. When you are an industry legend for anything other than your bad attitude and shitty paint bucket coloring--then maybe you can mention Frank Miller. When you get a couple of movie deals under your belt staring Ron Perlman or Gerard Butler then maybe you can talk, Dobson.

But of course, he left DA to avoid less catty con-crit (that was actually accurate too).

I think I've said it before, this "pwease don't punch down on lesser artists" is nothing more than an excuse to criticize everyone else... but then claim it's horrible when it's done to him.

I'd fully support the idea of doing a 'crit comic' of Dobson's work. Actually, it'd be a bit hard to pick just one pic wouldn't it?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

But of course, he left DA to avoid less catty con-crit (that was actually accurate too).

I think I've said it before, this "pwease don't punch down on lesser artists" is nothing more than an excuse to criticize everyone else... but then claim it's horrible when it's done to him.

I'd fully support the idea of doing a 'crit comic' of Dobson's work. Actually, it'd be a bit hard to pick just one pic wouldn't it?

I'd imagine you could do an entire tumblr account for it. SYTYAC: So You Think You're A Cartoonist

 

[Stud2Stud]

Is he starting to get triggered by bird mating calls? I can't even tell what he's on about anymore.

He should play Hatoful Boyfriend, Coo!

Well, to be fair, these birds have the gall to actually adhere to a gender binary worldview, only having males call out for females, disregarding not only bi- and homsexuality but also transsexuals and asexuals!
You heard it here first, folks, birds confirmed for shitlords.

 

[JU 199]

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I'm so making one of these for Dobson.

 

[Belvedere]

I'm so making one of these for Dobson.

Find an image you can fit those quotes word for word, use the same arrows and the same captions to a tee and then had someone who still hasn't been block to tweet it to him. Let us see how the salt flows.

Honestly, Dobson is such an hypocrite. Talk about "pointing out the speck in your neighbor's eye and failing to notice the plank on your own."

 

[JU 199]

Find an image you can fit those quotes word for word, use the same arrows and the same captions to a tee and then had someone who still hasn't been block to tweet it to him. Let us see how the salt flows.

Honestly, Dobson is such an hypocrite. Talk about "pointing out the speck in your neighbor's eye and failing to notice the plank on your own."

Anyone got a good Dobson comic to recommend for this? I'm thinking about mashing up a few.