💼 Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Someone tell Dobson that the Oregon shooting didn't happen in a video game or a cartoon so he'll shut up about it.
 
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Apparently Rule 63 of SU is now a thing...

No, that is actually canon in the show.
Short explanation: In the show gems have the ability to fuse a la Dragon Ball to become stronger warriors/beasts to defeat an enemy. The show actually even makes a big deal of the idea of fusion because it is something that is in some way so intime, it is treated as a metaphor for sex.
...And Steven, a 10 year old who is half gem, tries to learn how to fuse down the line and manages to eventualy fuse with a young girl (his friend Connie, not really that much older than him) and they become Stevonie for an episode that tumblr then called the greatest thing ever, because it is pro-transgender or some crap when in reality it is creepy and dull as fuck. Dobson is right now sexualizing a ten year old.
 
No, that is actually canon in the show.
Short explanation: In the show gems have the ability to fuse a la Dragon Ball to become stronger warriors/beasts to defeat an enemy. The show actually even makes a big deal of the idea of fusion because it is something that is in some way so intime, it is treated as a metaphor for sex.
...And Steven, a 10 year old who is half gem, tries to learn how to fuse down the line and manages to eventualy fuse with a young girl (his friend Connie, not really that much older than him) and they become Stevonie for an episode that tumblr then called the greatest thing ever, because it is pro-transgender or some crap when in reality it is creepy and dull as fuck. Dobson is right now sexualizing a ten year old.
Don't you see it! Once they unite in this intimate fashion, they both transform, becoming new beings! Stevonnie, being a metaphor for their relationship, is no longer a child born from mere friendship - she's a metaphor for the deep rooted intimacy these two characters share in their mutual lives. That's why Stevonnie is depicted as a busty, voluptuous adult.

This show teaches us that intimate "contact" can turn children into adults... cause that's not fucking creepy at fucking all.
 
No, that is actually canon in the show.
Short explanation: In the show gems have the ability to fuse a la Dragon Ball to become stronger warriors/beasts to defeat an enemy. The show actually even makes a big deal of the idea of fusion because it is something that is in some way so intime, it is treated as a metaphor for sex.
...And Steven, a 10 year old who is half gem, tries to learn how to fuse down the line and manages to eventualy fuse with a young girl (his friend Connie, not really that much older than him) and they become Stevonie for an episode that tumblr then called the greatest thing ever, because it is pro-transgender or some crap when in reality it is creepy and dull as fuck. Dobson is right now sexualizing a ten year old.
Makes sense, Dobson was probably watching it with a raging-semi as he imagined fusing with Wu as Andrianna or one of the other women on Twitter he constantly tweets at.
 
I want to hear the story behind the corn fear.


There isnt really one.
Dobbie is triggered by sexy halloween he wants innocent halloween, one of the outfits he complained about was sexy corn (which i think was actually for thanks giving)..
Its more fun to pretend hes more afraid of corn than sexy girly bits.

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Thats what started it off.

He is legitimately afraid of being out after dark, carnival masks and dislikes public shows of affection (to be point of triggering) and girls dancing.
 
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She knew about his inflation fetish but I'm not sure about Dobbie's secret identity of Catty-N. He even wrote on a forum that his girlfriend was creeped out and when a certain scene in Harry Potter happened, she mocked him asking him if that's what he's into.
I wish I remembered where I saw these.

They are in the ED article about him under the 'Evidence of His Ego' gallery. Apparently these are sections of one of his journals while he was still using CattyN as his alias.

Also does anyone know if the inflation fetish caused his break up with his girlfriend? I've been looking for info about it but haven't found much of anything.
 
They are in the ED article about him under the 'Evidence of His Ego' gallery. Apparently these are sections of one of his journals while he was still using CattyN as his alias.

Also does anyone know if the inflation fetish caused his break up with his girlfriend? I've been looking for info about it but haven't found much of anything.

She knew about it an laughed at him about it, they remained with him after the xmas incident so the reasons for break up are unknown. She was still with him after he managed to get fired from the airport.

Do we know if he even watches the show legit or just faps to online shit?

Gonna say Dobbie legit watches ot. He spergs about it alot and was crying over one of the episodes so i guess he pays attention to the show.
 
Also does anyone know if the inflation fetish caused his break up with his girlfriend? I've been looking for info about it but haven't found much of anything.
AFAIK, he remained tip-lipped about that. The mention of girlfriend sorta dissapeared after the ChristHanukkahMast incident I think. He's usually the type that wrote everything in DA journals. Seems like his former girlfriend made an arrangement for him not to publish it.
 
There isnt really one.
Dobbie is triggered by sexy halloween he wants innocent halloween, one of the outfits he complained about was sexy corn (which i think was actually for thanks giving)..
Its more fun to pretend hes more afraid of corn than sexy girly bits.

sexy_corn.0.jpg

Thats what started it off.

He is legitimately afraid of being out after dark, carnival masks and dislikes public shows of affection (to be point of triggering) and girls dancing.

He considers that sexist crap and scary? Buddy, I just want to pop that corn.

Edit: And yes, Dobson still watches the show. After all, he sperged about Peridot recently. It is just that ever since he left dA, he stopped sperging in journals on a regular basis. Which is almost sad, cause I really want to hear his insane ramblings about Gravity Falls, SU, Doctor Who and so on, just to see how he can manage to make himself even a bigger imbecile as nerd than he already is.
 
He considers that sexist crap and scary? Buddy, I just want to pop that corn.

Hes not scared of the corn....hes scared of exposed lady flesh.

AFAIK, he remained tip-lipped about that. The mention of girlfriend sorta dissapeared after the ChristHanukkahMast incident I think. He's usually the type that wrote everything in DA journals. Seems like his former girlfriend made an arrangement for him not to publish it.

Maybe the pressure of dating a cow became to much or she got sick of being forced to read his comics (that happened).
 
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Ahahahahahahaha :story:

The eyebrows got it for me. And whoever made this- clever move making Stewie as Persistent Pam XD

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Andrew Dobson: the shining paragon of empathy, everybody.

Also, I just realized how ironic this comic is now that Dobson does everything he's complaining about in said comic

Agreed. Also, that ugly art style makes him look like even more of a smug douche.

I actually would've preferred his typical style.
 
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I kinda hope that this all is just blown out of proportion (heh), seriously...
Dobs apparently is afraid of the dark, carneval masks and ... uh... corn?
Spray Bottles have caused PTSD and the fact he got called out for his shitty behaviour online gave him anxiety.

Nitroglycerine is more stable than this sucker.
This is all getting to be too much for me. Are we 100% sure he doesn't have like...some sort of developmental disability?

Like is it possible he's ACTUALLY retarded?
 
They are in the ED article about him under the 'Evidence of His Ego' gallery. Apparently these are sections of one of his journals while he was still using CattyN as his alias.

Also does anyone know if the inflation fetish caused his break up with his girlfriend? I've been looking for info about it but haven't found much of anything.
Well, let's get this shit going, then...
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Or maybe she got sick of being portrayed as chubby with weird hair while Dobson portrayed himself as slim with a head full of hair? Probably hard not to be bothered by the fact that he idealized himself but not her.

Yeah, Dobson drew his ex in a really unflattering manner. Like she was this fat, derpy clown.
 
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